In desperation, Emperor could only sit back with a puff.
Sticking to the toilet seat.
Stare at that passage with your eyes.
The next second.
Whoosh! Whoosh!
Two figures squeezed out of the passage almost in no particular order.
He fell heavily to the deck.
It is the clone projection of Tzeentch and Khorne!
As soon as the two landed, they saw each other's faces clearly.
In an instant, big eyes stared at each other, and the atmosphere became awkward.
Tzeentch stared at three eyes and pointed at Khorne with a confused face.
"Damn it, didn't you just say that you couldn't speak righteously?!"
"Didn't you say that you would rather die standing than live on your knees?!"
"You, the one with thick eyebrows and big eyes, are also rebelling?!"
Khorne's rough old face turned red instantly, as red as a monkey's butt.
He coughed twice harshly.
He scratched his neck and argued forcefully.
"Ahem, what about surrender? Don't talk nonsense!"
"My god, this is called... This is called a man who knows the current affairs and is a hero!"
"This is just a normal choice after weighing the pros and cons!"
"This is a strategic shift!"
Tzeentch rolled his eyes speechlessly and gave a thumbs up.
"Damn, you are so thick-skinned."
"I would like to call you the number one in subspace!"
Watching these two evil gods arguing on their own battleship as if no one was around.
Emperor, who was sitting on the toilet, became angry and scolded loudly.
"That's enough, Tzeentch, Khorne!"
"What on earth are you two planning?!"
"How dare you break into my flagship."
"Do you really think I can't kill you?!"
Hearing the roar of Emperor, the two evil gods came back to their senses.
He turned his attention to the source of the sound.
However, when they saw clearly the appearance of Emperor at this moment.
Tzeentch and Khorne were stunned at the same time.
The two of them opened their mouths.
Staring blankly at the one sitting on Golden Toilet.
His face turned purple and he was sweating profusely.
Human Common Master seems to be experiencing extreme constipation.
"This... what kind of look do you have?!"
Tzeentch couldn't help but complain.
The tone was full of absurdity and inconceivability.
"Emperor ah Emperor..."
"Although we have loved and killed each other for tens of thousands of years, we are very familiar with each other."
"But... you can't be this mature, can you?!"
"Sitting on the toilet, talking to us while pooping..."
"Isn't this a bit too much?!"
"Your Golden Throne has been revised?!"
Khorne also covered his nose in disgust.
"How disrespectful to God!"
Faced with the complaints of two mortal enemies.
Emperor's originally purple face.
At this moment, it was so red that it was about to bleed.
I was so ashamed and angry that I wished I could find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.
Just when Emperor was about to explode Social Death.
Zhao Gongming stood up thoughtfully.
He coughed twice and explained seriously.
"You two, don't get me wrong."
"This is a supreme Conceptual Level Magic Treasure made by a poor Daoist."
"Specially used to suppress subspace gaps."
"Senior Emperor is devoting his life to saving the world."
"Although the posture is unique, the spirit is commendable!"
Tzeentch was immediately confused.
He stepped forward and carefully touched the edge of the Golden Toilet.
Feel the conceptual law of Absolute Block above.
"Hiss!"
Tzeentch took a deep breath, his three eyes filled with shock.
"This is... costing us the opportunity."
"A magic weapon that is completely blocked in subspace?!"
"So abstract?!"
"Clogging the subspace with a toilet?"
"How did you come up with this idea?!"
Just when Tzeentch doubted Shensheng.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
A burst of oppressive BGM suddenly sounded.
I saw Di Jun wearing the red Muscle Devil Man gloves.
While shaking his head wildly from side to side.
At the same time, he walked over with steps that he didn't recognize his relatives.
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He stared at Tzeentch and Khorne with fierce eyes and sneered.
"What? You two came sneaking over..."
"Is your skin itchy again? Are you here to be beaten?"
See this red-gloved demon who just pushed himself to the ground and rubbed like crazy.
Khorne was trembling all over and had an instant onset of PTSD.
"No no no!"
Without any hesitation.
Tzeentch and Khorne looked at each other.
The two of them softened their knees in tacit agreement.
Plop!
Two evil gods who shook the subspace.
In front of everyone, a silky smooth kneeling at the speed of light came!
The two of them slid all the way to the toilet of Emperor.
He raised his head, his face full of sincerity.
He even shouted with a bit of flattery.
"Emperor Big Brother, everyone Esteemed Immortal!"
"Misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding!"
"We have come to seek refuge with you!"
"We are here to turn from darkness to light!"
Tzeentch said righteously.
"It's so bad to fight back and forth, it hurts the harmony!"
"I think we still have to cooperate!"
"Create a better future together!"
This sudden surrender.
I can't fix Emperor just sitting on the toilet.
He was stunned for a long time before asking in disbelief.
"Trust me?"
"Then... where are your two brothers, Nurgle and Slaanesh?"
"Why didn't they come?"
Hear these two names.
The expression on Tzeentch's face instantly became unfamiliar.
It seemed as if I heard something extremely unlucky.
He waved his hand and cleared the relationship without hesitation.
Announce loudly and righteously.
"What brother?!"
"I don't know, I'm not familiar with, it's irrelevant!"
"We are good gods who abide by the law!"
"With the kind of perverts who play with the plague and flirt with each other."
"Absolutely nothing to do with it!"
Look at this smooth backstab operation.
Zhao Gongming, who was standing behind, couldn't help but applaud crazily.
He gave a thumbs up and expressed his sincere admiration.
"Good guy, what a Light Speed Justice Cut!"
"This speed of changing faces, this skill of shifting the blame..."
"It's so deep True Legacy of Western Teachings!"
Looking at Tzeentch and Khorne who were kneeling in front of them, frantically trying to distance themselves from each other.
Sitting on the glittering toilet, Emperor was lost in thought.
Although he possesses the supreme wisdom of human Common Master.
But in the face of this god-level slippery slope.
I was a little undecided for a while.
"Young Friend Zhao."
Emperor turned his head, looked at Zhao Gongming trustingly, and asked.
"What do you think of these two evil gods taking refuge?"
"Kill or stay?"
Heard Emperor asked.
Tzeentch and Khorne were so frightened that they trembled all over.
Looking at Zhao Gongming eagerly.
It was as if they were looking at the judge who decided their life and death.
Zhao Gongming puts his hands behind his back.
Like a great philosopher who has seen through the world.
He calmly analyzed the current situation.
"Senior Emperor, killing will not solve the fundamental problem."
"You five, Four Great Evil Gods plus you."
"In fact, they form a subtle check-and-balance relationship."
"The way of heaven in this world is inherently incomplete."
"Continuing to fight will not have much meaning other than consuming the source of the world."
Zhao Gongming Look up at the stars at a 45-degree angle.
He uttered a very powerful sentence.
"This world is never black and white."
"But a delicate gray."
"When there is black and white, yin and yang, the world is perfect."
"If Four Great Evil Gods is really completely destroyed."
"As long as the negative emotions of sentient beings remain."
"Sooner or later, a new Four Great Evil Gods will be born."
"Instead of facing an unknown enemy."
"It's better to cooperate with a familiar enemy."
"You are all familiar with Tzeentch and Khorne."
"If we know the basics, we might as well cooperate and bring them under control!"