Powerful magic! Xuandu: Yi~ Not good, not good! What do you want to do?!

At the same time, a system prompt sounded in Zhao Gongming's mind again.

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully refining a Conceptual Level Magic Treasure!]

[Recipient: Grand Master Xuandu (First disciple of Human Teachings)]

[Critical Strike Reward triggered!]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining: Lunar Sacred Fire!]

A silver-white flame, emanating extreme yin and gentleness, yet containing the power to freeze space-time, quietly merged into Zhao Gongming's primordial spirit.

"Lunar Sacred Fire?"

Zhao Gongming rejoiced in his heart.

"I have the True Sun Fire, which embodies extreme yang and masculinity. Now I also have the Lunar Sacred Fire, which embodies extreme yin and gentleness."

"Yin and yang working together, water and fire blending."

"From now on, whether artifact refining or fighting enemies, my methods will be even more unpredictable!"

He held the gloves and walked up to Xuandu and Suiren Shi, saying with a solemn expression.

"I have not failed my mission!"

"This treasure is named the Helan People's Gloves."

"As long as you put them on, whatever you touch will turn into a treasure; even wild grass can become a spirit mushroom!"

Suiren Shi was overjoyed.

"Really? That's great!"

"However..." Zhao Gongming coughed.

"The incantation is a bit... well, it has a certain local flavor."

"And your speech patterns will change too."

Zhao Gongming looked at Xuandu.

"Senior Brother, since it's for the Human Race, why don't you... set an example first?"

Xuandu looked at the pair of orange gloves, a sense of foreboding surging in his heart.

"Junior Brother... are you sure this magic treasure is proper?"

"No, absolutely not!"

Xuandu took three steps back, his face filled with horror.

"Junior Brother, I am the first disciple of Human Teachings, representing the face of Saint Taiqing!"

"Forcing me to make such... such a cute gesture, and shout 'Hulatang Guai Guai'?"

"If this gets out, how can I, Xuandu, survive in the Primordial World? Master will refine me into a pill too!"

Seeing this, Zhao Gongming immediately activated his persuasion mode.

He grabbed Xuandu's hand and said earnestly, with deep pain and regret.

"Senior Brother, how can you think like that?"

"Is face more important, or is the future of the Human Race more important?"

"This is a top-tier magic treasure that can make the entire Human Race develop explosively!"

"It's a divine artifact that can turn decay into magic and waste into treasure!"

"Think about it, how hard life is for the Human Race now, they don't even have a decent spirit grass!"

"Don't you want the Human Race to rise greatly in the Primordial World?"

"Can you bear to watch your kin be bullied because of resource scarcity?"

"Sacrifice one of you, and millions of families will be happy, Senior Brother!"

These righteous words completely cornered Xuandu.

Zhao Gongming directly stuffed the gloves into his hand.

"For the Human Race, for brotherhood!"

Xuandu looked at the ragged, emaciated tribesmen in the distance, and his sense of responsibility instantly exploded.

"For the Human Race..."

Xuandu gritted his teeth, a trace of tragic determination flashing in his eyes.

"Fine! I'll use it!"

"It's just making a cute gesture, for the rise of the Human Race, I, Xuandu, will go all out!"

Zhao Gongming asked with an expectant expression.

"Does it work?!"

Xuandu looked at the expectant eyes around him.

He took a deep breath and put on the gloves with a look of utter resignation.

The next second, Xuandu's demeanor changed.

He immediately blurted out.

"These gloves... they feel great, awesome!!!"

A moment later, the Human Race plaza was piled high with resources collected by Suiren Shi and others.

They were actually just some roadside weeds, stones with a bit of spiritual energy, and some unknown wild fruits.

Xuandu, wearing the pair of orange gloves, stood before the pile of trash, took a deep breath, and made his final mental preparation.

Not far away, Zhao Gongming, Lu Ya, Huang Long, Cihang, and Medicine Master stood neatly in a row.

Swish! Swish! Swish!

Five top-grade Recording Stones were raised simultaneously, shimmering with anticipation.

Xuandu turned his head and saw them, his face immediately darkened, veins throbbing on his forehead.

"You guys..."

"Are really going too far!"

"Can't you have a little sympathy and stop recording my embarrassing moments?"

Cihang said with a smile.

"Senior Brother, don't misunderstand, we are recording this historic moment of the Human Race's rise."

Medicine Master chimed in.

"Right, right, this is precious visual material that will be put into textbooks later."

Xuandu was helpless, knowing these troublemaking friends were unreliable.

"Hoo..."

He closed his eyes, suppressing the shame in his heart, and began to activate the magic treasure.

The next moment, Xuandu's eyes snapped open, his hands cupping his cheeks.

He struck an extremely cute flower pose, swaying his body slightly.

In a very authentic Dutch accent, he shouted loudly.

"Magic gloves (,,＞᎑＜,,)!!"

"So fragrant and delicious~★!!"

"Even gods would praise it~ Warm and hearty♡ Spicy and delicious♡ Hulatang Guai Guai૮₍♡♡₎ა!!"

"It's even more delicious now~★!!"

"Isn't it great˃̶͈ꇴ˂̶͈?! It feels incredibly good૮₍ᵔ⤙ᵔ₎ა!!"

As this combo attack concluded.

The entire place fell silent.

The Human Race's Three Ancestors and countless Human Race citizens watching from the side, now had their mouths agape, their jaws dislocated and scattered on the ground.

Suiren Shi almost dropped the Sacred Fire in his hand in shock.

"This..."

"Is this the supreme Great Dao that Senior Brother Xuandu learned from the Sage?"

"Truly... truly a bit... undignified!"

"But... that Hulatang Guai Guai sounds like it might be delicious?"

Just as everyone's worldview was collapsing.

Zhao Gongming and the others, however, were satisfied as they put away their Recording Stones and high-fived each other in celebration.

"Yeah!"

"So happy!"

"Finally, Senior Brother Xuandu is embarrassed too!"

Cihang and Medicine Master were laughing the hardest, after all, they had been through it before.

As the saying goes, those who have been rained on not only tear up others' umbrellas but also watch others dance the electric slide in the rain!

Chaos, Wa Huang Palace.

Empress Nuwa had been paying attention to the situation of the Human Race.

When she saw Xuandu's cheek-pinch pose through the water mirror and heard the phrase "Hulatang Guai Guai," she was completely stunned.

"This..."

"What on earth are these little fellows doing?"

"The disciples taught by the Senior Disciple Brother... how have they also become so... so down-to-earth?"

However, the next second, Nuwa's beautiful eyes widened sharply.

As Xuandu's incantation fell, the pile of ordinary weeds and stones suddenly erupted with brilliant spiritual light!

The weeds transformed into hundred-year-old spirit herbs!

The stubborn stones turned into spirit stones containing spiritual energy!

Even the wild fruits became Vermilion Fruits that could enhance cultivation!

"What?!"

Nuwa stood up in shock, looking at the scene in disbelief.

"It actually amplified it?"

"Turning decay into magic, this is a profound application of the Law of Creation!"

"Zhao Gongming's talent in the Dao of Artifacts... is this terrifying?"

"He can even refine such heaven-defying items?"

Although the process was a bit hard to watch, the effect was simply a lifesaver for the Human race!

In the Human Ancestral Land, looking at the ground full of heavenly materials and earthly treasures, Xuandu was also stunned.

"It really... it really changed?"

"It worked, it really worked!"

Xuandu was overjoyed in his heart, but immediately, he sensed several malicious gazes beside him.

He turned his head and saw Zhao Gongming and the others holding Recording Stones, pointing at him and laughing wickedly.

A strong sense of shame instantly surged into his heart.

Xuandu's face turned as red as a monkey's backside, and he wanted to scold them into deleting the Recording Stones.

However, affected by the side effects of the magic treasure, as soon as he opened his mouth, the style changed drastically.

"Eeeek~!!!"

"It didn't work, it didn't work!!"

"What are you guys doing?! (How can you be like this?!)"

"Delete that stone for me, you hear me, it didn't work, keep it!!!"

This authentic accent, combined with Xuandu's exasperated expression.

"Pfft... Hahahahahaha!"

Zhao Gongming and the others could no longer hold back, collapsing on the ground with laughter, pounding the ground as they roared with mirth.

"Hahaha, what are you guys doing?"

"I can't anymore, Senior Brother Xuandu, your accent... it's too much!"

The air was filled with a joyful atmosphere.

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