Huang Long: I want a magic weapon too! Nuwa: What evil path are Senior Brothers cultivating?

Shouyang Mountain, Human Race Plaza. Looking at the piles of spiritual herbs and fruits stacked like mountains, and the tribesmen whose complexions were ruddy from the nourishment of spiritual energy.

The three Human Ancestors, Suiren Shi, Youchao Shi, and Ziyi Shi, trembled with excitement.

They looked at Zhao Gongming and the others with overwhelming gratitude, bowing their heads in deference.

"Esteemed Immortal's great kindness and virtue will never be forgotten by the Human Race!"

"If not for the Esteemed Immortal's intervention, our Human Race would have struggled on the brink of starvation for countless eons!"

Zhao Gongming quickly helped the three up, waving his hands humbly, his deeds hidden.

"Ah, you three elders are too kind."

"If you want to thank someone, thank the Dutch."

"What a charming accent, what great wisdom!"

The three Human Ancestors looked bewildered.

"He Nanren, is that the Dao name of some great power in the Primordial World? We must establish a shrine to worship him someday!"

After the pleasantries, Zhao Gongming's expression turned serious, and he adopted the demeanor of a project manager.

He began assigning tasks to this squad of villains.

"Ahem, brothers, since we're here, we must do something substantial."

"For the rise of the Human Race, for the peace of the Primordial World, I will now announce the division of labor!"

Zhao Gongming pointed at Xuandu, who was still covering his face.

"Senior Brother Xuandu, you will continue to be in charge of logistics."

"Use magic treasures to amplify all the supplies the Human Race can find!"

"Ensure that everyone in the Human Race can practice cultivation and everyone has medicine to take!"

Xuandu nodded tearfully.

"Understood, that's the spirit!"

Zhao Gongming then pointed at Cihang.

"Senior Brother Cihang, you will be in charge of combat training."

"Now, during the Witch-Demon Tribulation, the Human Race is weak."

"When you have time, wave your Magic Fairy Stick and summon projections of powerful beings."

"Let those female Di Jiang, female Tai Yi, and the like..."

"Demonstrate high-level combat strategies to the Human Race, broadening their horizons!"

Cihang bit his lip. Although ashamed, he had no choice but to accept.

"Alright... for the Human Race."

Zhao Gongming looked at Medicine Master.

"Junior Brother Medicine Master, you are the medic."

"You will focus on those humans whose Tribulation Qi has entered their bodies due to excessive cultivation or external influences."

"Once you notice any signs, don't hesitate, just go up and give them a good shake!"

"It's better for them to become fools than to fall into demonic ways!"

Medicine Master patted his chest.

"Don't worry, Senior Brother, I have plenty of children's songs stored!"

Finally, Zhao Gongming looked at Lu Ya.

"Junior Brother Lu Ya, you are the dean of students."

"Put on your crown and patrol the tribes."

"If you see any talented prospects, issue absolute commands directly!"

"The command will be simple: practice until you die, don't eat until you break through!"

Lu Ya touched the cat ears on his head.

"Roger that, meow!"

The division of labor was clear, and everyone had their responsibilities.

Just as everyone was preparing to get to work with great enthusiasm.

On the side, Yellow Dragon True Person, who had not been assigned a task, was staring eagerly at Zhao Gongming.

His eyes were full of longing, anticipation, and a hint of being forgotten and wronged.

"Jun... Junior Brother?"

Huang Long rubbed his hands and asked cautiously.

"What about me? I want to contribute to the Human Race too!"

"Everyone else is showing off their divine might with the magic treasures you refined, and I want to too..."

Zhao Gongming looked at Huang Long, who was empty-handed and had nothing, and fell silent for a moment.

Then, he walked over, patted Huang Long's shoulder, and said earnestly.

"Senior Brother Huang Long, your mission is the most arduous."

"Look at this Human Ancestral Land, it's exposed to the wind and sun."

"You can transform into a true dragon, fly into the sky, and give the human race... some clouds, some rain, and regulate the climate."

"Making the human race have favorable weather and timely rain is also a great merit!"

Huang Long: "..."

The light in Huang Long's eyes instantly extinguished.

So, everyone else is a magical girl, a children's song king, or a cat-eared instructor.

And I can only be... an artificial sprinkler?

"Junior Brother... I want those improper magic treasures too!"

Huang Long wailed inwardly, his envy tearing him apart.

Thirty-three heavens away, at the Eight Sceneries Palace.

The Three Pure Ones were gathered around a water mirror, watching the human race's renovation plan in the lower realm.

When they saw Huang Long's wronged expression, and how he eventually had to revert to his true form to spray water in the sky.

Laozi put down his teacup, turned to look at Yuanshi Tianzun, his face stern, and began his lecture.

"Second Brother."

"Look at you, what have you forced Huang Long into?"

"Cihang, Medicine Master, Lu Ya, which one of them didn't get their magic treasure by exchanging top-tier materials?"

"Only Huang Long, empty-handed, couldn't even produce a decent heavenly material and earthly treasure, and can only work as a sprinkler there."

"Do you still look down on those born from wetness and eggs, do you still have prejudice against him?"

"If this gets out, people will think that we, the Three Pure Ones, mistreat our disciples!"

Yuanshi Tianzun looked at the Taiji diagram slowly appearing above Laozi's head, and the terrifying yin and yang energies made his eyelids twitch.

"Big Brother, you've wronged me!"

Yuanshi Tianzun quickly explained, sweat beading on his forehead.

"It wasn't me, it really wasn't me!"

"It was just a momentary oversight... yes, an oversight!"

"Don't worry, Big Brother, when Huang Long returns, I'll immediately give him special treatment, I must!"

"I love those born from wetness and eggs so much, Huang Long will be my darling from now on!"

Seeing his usually proud second brother being lectured by his elder brother like a grandson.

Tongtian Sect Master beside them couldn't help himself.

"Pfft..."

He covered his mouth, his shoulders shaking, and let out a stifled, barbell-like chuckle.

Yuanshi Tianzun suddenly turned his head, his face, which had been meek in front of Laozi, instantly became murderous.

"Tongtian!!!"

"What are you laughing at?!"

"Big Brother lecturing Second Brother is righteous and proper, how dare you, a younger brother, laugh?!"

The Pangu Banner was instantly summoned, and a chaotic sword energy slashed directly at Tongtian's face.

"Holy crap, Second Brother, are you serious?!"

Tongtian yelped and scrambled away, covering his head.

"Stop right there! If I don't properly teach you a lesson today, I'm not Yuanshi!"

Thus, a chase battle of "brotherly affection and filial piety" unfolded in the Eight Sceneries Palace.

Laozi watched the scene, not only did he not stop them, but he smiled broadly and took a sip of tea contentedly.

"Youth is truly wonderful."

In the depths of chaos, Wa Huang Palace.

Nuwa remained in her shut-in state, observing the development of the human race.

As a result, she was completely stunned, as if a new world had opened up to her.

In the water mirror, the scene was extremely bizarre and magical.

Grand Master Xuandu, wearing orange gloves, was acting cute towards a pile of stones.

"Energetic Magic (,,＞᎑＜,,)! Let's make it even tastier~★! What do you say?!"

Then the stone turned into a spirit stone.

On the other side, Daoist Ci Hang, wearing a pink skirt and wielding the Magic Fairy Stick, summoned a female version of Di Jiang wearing a sports vest.

Senior Di Jiang shouted at a group of human cultivators.

"Run! Whoever runs slowest has to wear a skirt!"

Terrified, the human cultivators cultivated for their lives.

In a corner, Pharmacist Daoist noticed signs of a human cultivator going into qi deviation.

He rushed forward without a word, shaking a rattle and singing.

"Big Head Son, Small Head Dad..."

The human instantly turned into a drooling idiot, but his qi deviation was indeed cured.

The most outrageous was Lu Ya.

The Demon Court's Crown Prince, sporting cat ears, walked up to a genius youth and sternly commanded.

"Go cultivate, meow! You're not allowed to sleep until you've cultivated for twelve hours, meow!"

The youth, as if brainwashed, with bloodshot eyes.

He roared "Yes, meow!" and then began frantically smashing into trees to train his body.

"..."

Nuwa's spirit fruit fell to the ground. Her rosy lips parted slightly, unable to close for a long time.

She rubbed her temples, feeling her Saintly Dao Heart had taken ten thousand points of critical damage.

"This..."

"My three senior brothers... they always look so righteous and dignified."

"What kind of crooked path are their disciples cultivating?!"

"Is this still the Primordial World? This is simply... a dance of demons!"

"However..."

Nuwa looked at the fervent cultivation scene and had to admit.

"This effect... actually seems pretty good?"

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