Di Jiang: If I don't scold for two days, won't it accumulate...? Zhao Gongming's parents are called!
In front of the Wuzhuang Temple, Zhen Yuanzi lay on the ground, looking utterly miserable.
He clutched his backside with both hands, veins bulging on his forehead, cold sweat streaming down his cheeks.
His face, usually exuding an immortal aura, was now filled with humiliation and indignant grief.
"Brother... help... help me up."
Zhen Yuanzi's voice trembled like a candle in the wind.
Ancestor Hongyun, though also scorched inside and out by the lightning, could still move.
He quickly stepped forward and carefully helped Zhen Yuanzi up.
"Big Brother, are you alright?"
"I'm fine... just... a little split open."
Zhen Yuanzi shakily got to his feet and suddenly looked up.
His bloodshot eyes stared intently at Zhao Gongming, who was not far away.
His gaze was as if he wanted to devour Zhao Gongming alive.
"So..."
"So it was a magic treasure you refined?!"
"Thousand Kills, scamming, brain-dead armor?"
"Zhao Gongming, what is even in your head?!"
"Why would you refine such a thing that ends bloodlines?!"
Zhao Gongming felt Zhen Yuanzi's powerful Quasi-Saint aura.
And seeing the other party's utterly pathetic state, he felt a wave of awkwardness and guilt.
"Ahem..."
Zhao Gongming took half a step back, raised his hands, and explained with an innocent expression.
"It's a misunderstanding, all a misunderstanding!"
"Please see clearly, my two Martial Uncles! Your disciple absolutely did not intend for the three Martial Uncles to deal with you!"
"I'm just an artifact refiner, how the magic treasure is used is the client's business!"
At this moment, the three culprits, Di Jun, Di Jiang, and East King Duke, stood in a line with remarkable tacit understanding.
All three wore the same bewildered and innocent expressions.
As if they weren't the ones who had been shouting to fight, extorting, and stabbing just moments ago.
Di Jun's expression was righteous.
"Fellow Daoist Zhen Yuanzi, you are mistaken."
"I am completely uninterested in Primordial Violet Qi, truly!"
Di Jiang nodded honestly.
"Yes, yes, I was just passing by, and that was just an excuse to make a move."
East King Duke hid his magic treasure behind his back, looking sincere.
"It was mainly to test the synergy of the magic treasure!"
"Yes, yes, it's that simple, that's how it is!"
"GET OUT!!!"
Zhen Yuanzi could no longer listen. He pointed at the noses of the three and let out a heart-wrenching roar.
"All of you, get out!"
"Hurry up and leave, don't let me see you again!"
"If you don't leave, I'll detonate the Earth Book, and we'll all perish together!"
Seeing that Zhen Yuanzi was truly going to fight to the death.
Swish! Swish! Swish!
Di Jiang, Di Jun, and East King Duke ran faster than rabbits.
In an instant, they vanished without a trace, not even leaving behind exhaust fumes.
Only Zhao Gongming, with a bewildered face, was left standing alone, disheveled in the wind.
"Holy crap?!"
"They ran, just like that?!"
Zhao Gongming stared at the empty sky and couldn't help but curse.
"Three shameless Martial Uncles!"
"You left me behind, are you even human?!"
"I've been so good to you all, and I even refined magic treasures for you for free! This is a classic case of 'killing the donkey after it's done pulling the millstone'!"
In the void, three streams of light were rapidly fleeing.
Along the way, East King Duke glanced back nervously as he flew, asking curiously.
"Um... the two of you."
"Are we really just leaving our junior nephew Zhao Gongming there... isn't that a bit much?"
"After all, he refined the magic treasure, and we caused the trouble. Leaving him to take the blame alone... doesn't seem right, does it?"
Di Jun, however, looked calm, as if he had everything under control.
"It's fine."
"Zhen Yuanzi and Hong Yun are famously good-natured people, universally acknowledged in the Primordial World."
"We're the ones who did the bad deed, what does that have to do with junior nephew Zhao?"
"They're famous for not holding grudges; at most, they'll just say a few words."
"Besides, we all know junior nephew Zhao's identity. He's a direct disciple of the Three Pure Ones, Tongtian's favorite."
"Even if they had a hundred times the courage, they wouldn't dare do anything to junior nephew Zhao."
"So, he'll be fine, don't worry."
Upon hearing this, Di Jiang nodded slightly and chimed in.
"Mhm, that makes sense."
"I also think Zhen Yuanzi and Hong Yun are very good people, the only great benefactors in the Primordial World."
"Unlike you, old bird Di Jun, with your head full of schemes and plots, your heart is black!"
Di Jun was instantly stunned and turned to glare at Di Jiang.
"I'm analyzing the situation here, not attacking anyone, why are you cursing me?!"
"What did I do to you?"
Di Jiang snorted righteously.
"You didn't do anything, but if I don't curse you for a day, I feel uncomfortable, restless all over!"
Seeing this, East King Duke quickly stepped in to mediate.
"Alright, alright, stop the cursing."
"Fellow Daoist Di Jiang, say a little less."
"If you don't curse for a day, consider it accumulating positive karma, doing good deeds!"
Di Jiang's eyes lit up instantly upon hearing this, as if he had discovered a new continent.
"Accumulating positive karma?"
"Then if I don't curse for two days, won't I be accumulating even more..."
"Shut up!!!"
Before he could finish, Di Jun couldn't hold back any longer. Veins bulged on his forehead as he erupted in anger.
"What kind of idiotic statement is that?!"
"Can you even speak? If you can't speak, donate your mouth!"
Di Jiang also got angry, rolling up his sleeves.
"Hey, have I been too nice to you?"
"You dare to yell at me, looking for a fight?"
Seeing that the situation was getting out of hand, East King Duke silently shuffled to the side, putting some distance between himself and these two. He thought to himself.
"Fight, fight, just don't let the blood splash on me later."
Di Jiang, without another word, skillfully took out that broken stretcher.
He threw it into the void, lay down on it, and pointed at Di Jun.
"Come on, pay up. You yelled at me just now and scared me, that's for emotional distress!"
Di Jun sneered, his Golden Armor appearing on his body. He spread his arms.
"Kill me if you can!"
"Come on, idiot, hit me here!"
Di Jiang lay on the stretcher, acting like a scoundrel.
"I won't get up unless you pay!"
Di Jun, clad in armor, was practically begging to be attacked.
"I won't pay if you don't hit me!"
"Fine, then we'll just wear each other down. Let's see who lasts longer!"
The two were locked in a stalemate in the void, one lying down, the other standing, glaring at each other.
East King Duke pulled out a bag of sunflower seeds from afar, cracked them open, and watched the show, sighing.
"Tsk, life is truly enjoyable."
"As long as I'm not the one getting hit, watching others get hit is also a kind of pleasure."
In front of the Wuzhuang Temple, Zhao Gongming was about to sneak away. The moment he turned, he was blocked by two Daoists.
It was Zhen Yuanzi, his face covered in dark energy and clutching his backside, and Hong Yun, his body charred black and his face filled with resentment.
Both stared menacingly at Zhao Gongming, their eyes filled with pressure.
Zhen Yuanzi asked sinisterly, "Nephew Zhao, where are you going?"
Zhao Gongming immediately raised his hands in surrender, looking meek.
"Don't hit me, Uncle-Masters, don't hit me!"
"If you need anything, go find my master. My master is Tongtian, and he's on Kunlun Mountain!"
"I'm innocent, I was forced!"
Zhen Yuanzi and Hong Yun exchanged a look, seeing the resolve in each other's eyes.
"Hmph, go find your master?"
"That's exactly what we intend to do!"
Zhen Yuanzi grabbed Zhao Gongming's arm and said through gritted teeth, "Let's go, we're going to Kunlun Mountain!"
"This Humble Daoist must ask Tongtian, my senior brother, face to face!"
"What is he teaching his disciples to do all day?!"
"Making these low-class magic treasures, do they even have the demeanor of a Sage's disciple anymore?!"
"If he doesn't give us an explanation today, this matter won't be over!"
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