Shouyang Mountain, human tribe.
Zhao Gongming brings the legendary Space Demon God, Great Immortal Yang Mei.
began his guided tour of human abstraction.
As soon as he entered the tribe, he saw Grand Master Xuandu facing a pile of ordinary herbs and ores that had just been collected.
With a solemn expression, he held his face in his hands, twisted his body, and spoke with a familiar Henan accent.
"Energetic Magic(,,>᎑<,,)!!"
"Hulatang Guai Guai! It tastes better~★! Did it hit or not?!"
In a flash of golden light, the herbs turned into elixirs.
Great Immortal Yang Mei stopped, and the two long eyebrows trailing on the ground trembled three times.
Pointing at Xuandu with a confused look on his face, he asked Zhao Gongming.
"Little guy... what's going on?"
"That's Taiqing Laozi's apprentice, right?"
"What is he doing, dancing?"
"Why is the accent so... unique?"
Zhao Gongming explained patiently without changing his expression.
"Senior, I don't know. This is Senior Brother Xuandu using his magical power to increase creation."
"Although the process is a little more lively, the effect is remarkable. It is for the development of the human race."
Yang Mei nodded in understanding and continued walking forward.
Before taking two steps, I saw Crown Prince Lu Ya wearing a pair of fluffy cat ears.
With the cat's tail trailing behind him, he was sternly lecturing a human genius.
"You must practice well, meow, and don't be lazy, meow!"
The human race's genius' eyes turned red and he roared.
"Yes, meow!"
Then he started to hit trees crazily to practice.
Great Immortal Yang Mei's footsteps stopped again, his eyes even more confused.
"What... what's going on?"
"That's Di Jun's son, right?"
"Why did the three-legged Golden Crow turn into a cat and still meow?"
Zhao Gongming calmly explained, "This is Beast-Eared Girl's Crown."
"A special magic weapon of control that can stimulate the potential of subordinates. The side effect is that they are a little cuter."
Yang Mei took a deep breath and felt that his Dao Heart was a little unstable.
However, the bigger impact is yet to come.
The two of them continued walking and saw Daoist Ci Hang wearing pink lace Magic Fairy Skirt from a distance, waving a fairy wand.
A female version of Di Jun with twin ponytails and a miniskirt was summoned from behind, acting cutely in front of a group of human monks named Wink.
"Ciallo~(∠·ω<)⌒☆"
"I am Dijun-chan~☆"
Click!
Great Immortal Yang Mei felt that his three views were completely shattered into powder at this moment.
He turned his head sharply and looked at Zhao Gongming in horror, his voice changing tone.
"This... this, this, this..."
"This is Primordial Era now?!"
"After I left Primordial Era...Hongjun, that old man preached. Is this what he preached?!"
"What kind of evil is this? What the hell is that twin pony tail Di Jun? It's so eye-catching!"
Zhao Gongming chuckled and waved his hands.
"Senior, calm down, calm down."
"These are some gadgets that the juniors made at random. They are used to liven up the atmosphere. They are harmless and harmless."
Yang Mei: "..."
God is so harmless!
In order to prevent the Chaos Demon God from going crazy on the spot.
Zhao Gongming quickly took Yang Mei to the courtyard of his cabin.
"Senior, please sit down."
Zhao Gongming waved his hand and took out two fruits that exuded the charm of the great path from Sleeve Universe, Yellow Middle Plum!
Immediately afterwards, I brewed another pot of Enlightenment Tea, which is full of fragrance and can make people feel clear after just one whiff!
"Senior, give it a try."
Great Immortal Yang Mei looked at the things on the table, and his shocked expression instantly turned into wonder.
"Yellow Middle Plum, Enlightenment Tea?!"
"You're so young, your life is... more nourishing than Hongjun!"
"How can you enjoy it so much?"
Yang Mei was not polite. He picked up Yellow Middle Plum and took a bite. He was immediately full of praise.
While the two were drinking tea and discussing Daoism.
Boom, boom, boom!
Suddenly there was a knock on the courtyard door.
"Young Friend Zhao, are Young Friend Zhao here?"
Zhao Gongming waved his hand and opened the door, only to see Demon Master Kunpeng walking in with a flattering look on his face.
As soon as Kunpeng entered the door, he first said hello to Zhao Gongming.
Then his eyes fell on Great Immortal Yang Mei, who was sitting in the main seat and chewing some fruit.
Kunpeng frowned, a trace of displeasure flashed in his eyes.
He is Demon Master, Quasi-Saint peak, and has a very high status in Primordial Era.
Who is this old man? Why don't you stand up and salute when you see him?
"Young Friend Zhao, who is this old man?"
Kunpeng sounded a little arrogant and pointed at Yang Mei.
"You look very cool, are you also a casual cultivator here to ask for a magic weapon?"
Zhao Gongming took a sip of tea, without raising his eyelids, and said four words calmly.
"Great Immortal Yang Mei."
The air solidified instantly.
Kunpeng's expression froze on his face.
"Yang...Yang Mei?"
As a guest of Zixiao Palace, of course he has heard of this name!
That's a ruthless person that even Dao Ancestor Hongjun can't beat, that's the legendary Space Demon God!
The next second, Kunpeng showed his amazing reaction speed and body flexibility.
Plop!
His knees softened, and he knelt down with extremely smooth movements from a long distance.
It slid all the way to Great Immortal Yang Mei's feet.
Then, he hugged Yang Mei's thigh.
His face was instantly filled with a smile that was uglier than crying, and he howled loudly.
"Oh, it turns out it's senior Yang Mei in person!!"
"The younger generation has eyes but cannot see Mount Tai, and has eyes but cannot see a dragon!"
"Just now, the junior drank fake wine, spoke arrogantly, and bumped into the senior!"
"The junior is here to apologize to the senior, kowtow, bang bang bang!"
This set of movements flowed smoothly without any lag.
Great Immortal Yang Mei who is chewing fruit. "???"
Yang Mei was confused again while holding the fruit.
He turned to look at Zhao Gongming and asked in disbelief.
"This... this is the current Primordial Era Great Expert?"
"The current Primordial Era creatures... have your Grand Tutor been taught to be so shameless?"
"The speed of changing faces... is faster than turning the pages of a book?"
Zhao Gongming's blackmailer Di Jiang suddenly appeared in his mind.
Minghe pretended to be dead, Di Jun begged for abuse, Zhun Ti cried poor...
He touched his nose awkwardly and had to admit it.
"Ahem... seniors, it seems that one is more shameless than the other."
"This is... the characteristic of Primordial Era."
Yang Mei shook his head speechlessly, and with a pat of his hand, a soft force of space lifted Kunpeng up.
"Okay, okay, those who don't know are not guilty, get up."
"Tell me, why did you come to see this boy?"
Only then did Kunpeng dare to stand up straight, wiped his cold sweat, and looked at Zhao Gongming with envy.
"That...Young Friend Zhao."
"I see that both Your Majesty and His Highness the Crown Prince have powerful magic weapons."
"Even that loser East King Duke is there."
"I'm so... greedy!"
"I also want to ask for a magic weapon!"
"It's best to be the kind... that can control people to death and make them lose face!"
Zhao Gongming was very happy when I heard it.
"Simple, have you brought the treasures of heaven and earth?"
Kunpeng quickly took out a piece of Northern Darkness Profound Sound Stone that exuded an extremely cold air and strange rhythm.
[Ding! High-level refining material detected: Northern Darkness Profound Sound Stone]
[Matching plan: Hard control/rhythm/forced interaction concept magic weapons can be refined]
"Good material!"
Zhao Gongming immediately sacrificed Nine Dragon Cauldron and started refining.
Yang Mei was watching with great interest, and the more he looked, the more frightened he became.
"This weapon refining technique... seems to be chaotic, but in fact it coincides with the cause and effect of the great road?"
"No wonder you can refine that weird thing."
After a while, a magic weapon with a childlike appearance, even a bit like the coin-operated rocker at the entrance of the supermarket, was freshly baked.
It's just that this rocking car is in the shape of Kunpeng.
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for successful refining!]
[Magic weapon name: Happy Rocking Car]
[Grade: Houtian Spirit Treasure(Conceptual Grade)]
[Concept attribute: forced interaction·seniority suppression]
[Effect: Use the magic weapon to lock the enemy. The enemy will teleport to the rocking car uncontrollably and sit down, and the body will swing back and forth with the rocking car!]
[At the same time, the enemy must wear an innocent smile and sing children's songs loudly!]
"What's the name of dad's dad? Dad's dad is called grandpa!"
"What's the name of my father's mother? My father's mother's name is grandma!"
[Side effects: Having fun alone is not as good as having fun with everyone!]
[Restrictions: The user must sit in the passenger seat next to him, rock with the enemy, and sing the first half of the sentence, while the enemy sings the second half!]
At the same time, system rewards arrive in your account.
[Ding! Trigger the supreme critical strike reward!]
[Congratulations to the host for getting: Chaos Karma God-Demon Essence Blood (one drop)!]
"Causal God and Demon?!"
Zhao Gongming is determined, this is the top law!
He handed the Kunpeng rocking car to Kunpeng and explained the suffocating gameplay in detail.
Kunpeng After listening to it, looking at the cute rocking car, not only did I not feel embarrassed, but I was so excited that I rubbed my hands together.
"Okay, okay, dad's dad is called grandpa?"
"What if we catch Hong Yun or Zhen Yuanzi and shake them."
"Then wouldn't I become their grandfather?"
"This is a huge advantage. I like this magic weapon!"
Looking at Kunpeng's lewd smile, Great Immortal Yang Mei fell into silence again.
He turned to look at Zhao Gongming with complicated eyes.
"Little guy, your magic weapon... is really... unique."