Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions
Chapter 13

Li Xiang, Li Xiang! You're Truly Resonant

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The gazes of a group of classmates all focused on Li Xiang, who had just eaten the "Detoxifying Small Yellow Beans."

They couldn't help but wonder.

Could those yellow beans really detoxify?

And was Jiang Nan really that kind-hearted?

After all, given what happened yesterday, the two of them weren't exactly on good terms!

In just a few breaths, Li Xiang's complexion, which had been alternating between pale and ashen, turned extremely rosy.

He was completely bewildered!

What was going on? Had he just spat in front of the whole class?

And convulsed?

The teacher asked with concern, "Li Xiang, how are you feeling? Is there anything uncomfortable about your body?"

Li Xiang wiped the foam from the corner of his mouth. Remember http://

"I felt a wave of dizziness and intense stomach pain just now! Now... now I'm fine!"

Not only was he fine, but he felt refreshed and invigorated!

He could carry a bag of rice up several floors without even breaking a sweat!

He even felt like eating spicy hot pot!

At this, everyone's gaze towards Jiang Nan changed!

It really worked!

These yellow beans were amazing!

The effect was immediate!

"Are you really okay now?"

"Yeah, I feel great! Just now..."

The teacher said emotionally, "It's all thanks to classmate Jiang Nan! He saved you with those yellow beans! Otherwise, the consequences would have been unthinkable!"

"That's right, if it weren't for South God just now, Brother Xiang would probably be lying in the hospital right now!"

Li Muyan looked embarrassed. Who knew these yellow beans would actually work?

Li Xiang felt a bit awkward.

He had treated Jiang Nan so poorly, and yet Jiang Nan had saved him. Repaying evil with good...

"Th-thank you!"

Jiang Nan looked guilty!

"Ah... haha, no problem! We're all classmates! It's only right to look out for each other! Only right!"

What the hell?

What was going on?

Where were the side effects? Why was Li Xiang acting like nothing happened?

Could the side effects be different for different people?

"Oh, crap! My stomach hurts a little too!"

"The green beans I ate at noon were definitely poisoned!"

"What does the school say? I ate a lot of green beans at noon!"

"Mine is starting to hurt too... What should I do? I don't want to spit!"

A wail went through the classroom!

Seeing that things were getting out of hand, the teacher quickly said, "Jiang Nan, your yellow beans..."

Jiang Nan said generously, "Teacher, please take them and use them! They're all classmates! How can I stand by and watch them get hurt!"

"Those with stomachaches, eat one to detoxify! Even if you don't have a stomachache, eat one to prevent it!"

The teacher: "Then I'll thank you on behalf of all the teachers and students in the school!"

"I have to say, our South God is truly amazing!!!"

"Adversity reveals true friendship!"

"I won't say anything else, I owe you one!"

The classmates looked at Jiang Nan with gratitude, their eyes completely changed.

If these yellow beans were sold, they could fetch a lot of money, right? Jiang Nan's family was so poor, yet he was so generous...

As a result, the teacher distributed the yellow beans. Everyone ate one, and some even felt it wasn't enough and ate three or five.

At this moment, the teacher received a call from the principal, and his expression changed.

"It's not just our class, other classes, the entire school has experienced food poisoning! It has already been confirmed to be caused by the green beans!"

"Jiang Nan, take a look..."

Jiang Nan said righteously, "Distribute them! Distribute them one by one! They're all classmates, how can I watch them suffer?"

The teacher was moved to tears, "I'll go right now. There aren't many students with your character these days! Classmates, you should all take Jiang Nan as an example!"

Under the admiring gazes of his classmates, the teacher left with a pound of soybeans.

The principal panicked. A food poisoning incident at the school was a major crisis.

If it somehow made the news, he wouldn't be able to keep his job as principal.

Who knew that when the teacher mentioned the soybeans Jiang Nan contributed could detoxify and were extremely effective!

Some students had already eaten the soybeans and recovered, expressing their deep gratitude at the time!

"A good student! We'll give Jiang Nan a major commendation later, and give him another spirit bead this month!"

After they were distributed.

As a result, all the teachers and students in the school ate a soybean, and indeed, all discomfort vanished, leaving them feeling refreshed.

The crisis was safely averted!

The principal sat in his office, sweating profusely, and let out a long sigh of relief!

"Phew... it's finally under control! I really need to thank that kid Jiang Nan properly!"

In the classroom, math class continued!

Jiang Nan, however, frowned deeply.

The Detoxifying Small Yellow Beans, given as a consolation prize, were indeed powerful!

The effects were immediate!

But what about the side effects?

Could it be that only he experienced side effects after eating them?

Was this System so terrible?

No, that couldn't be right! Zheng Wei's hair fell out after drinking the Strength Potion, didn't it?

But Li Xiang was completely fine. Jiang Nan thought it depended on the person!

Now all the teachers and students had eaten the Detoxifying Small Yellow Beans...

Casting a wide net, surely the effects would show, right?

But there was a calm silence...

Jiang Nan felt he was overthinking it. Maybe there were no side effects? Wasn't that good? He could just consider it a good deed!

But just then, Jiang Nan's eyes widened. What was Li Xiang doing?

Li Xiang's expression changed.

"Gurgle gurgle!"

His stomach rumbled. At first, he could hold it in, but the more he tried, the harder it became.

He glanced around, saw no one was paying attention to him, and subtly lifted his butt.

"Pfft~"

The sound was very small, no one heard it.

But the back row exploded.

Whispered conversations.

"Holy crap, that stinks so bad! Did you fart?"

"Get lost! I didn't! It stinks like hell!"

"Chemical warfare!"

Li Xiang pretended to be serious. He couldn't let anyone know it was him.

Stay calm!

Stay calm!

Be steady!

No matter the storm, I remain unmoved!

This fart!

It wasn't me who let it out!

But suddenly, the force of this "gas" was so overwhelming!

"Bang!"

"Splat!"

This was the result of trying desperately to hold it in and failing!

The double-barreled blast, unleashed after a helpless surrender, was so powerful!

The bench vibrated slightly from the sound!

In an instant, the classroom fell into a deathly silence; even the chalk the teacher was using to write on the blackboard snapped!

All eyes in the classroom instantly focused on Li Xiang!

So loud!

If you couldn't hear this fart, which rivaled a firecracker and a thunderclap, you were deaf.

A unique scent instantly filled the entire classroom.

It was a sweet and sour smell, like unwashed socks pickled in a sauerkraut jar for a year.

Pungent!

So pungent!

Jiang Nan took a whiff and almost gagged! Damn, this guy must have eaten sauerkraut and pork buns this morning, right?

This smell was absolutely incredible!

"It's not even New Year's yet! Who set off fireworks?"

"Blech~!!!"

"This... Brother Xiang is under a lot of pressure!"

"Li Xiang, Li Xiang! He's really loud!"

"Definitely over 3 megapascals!"

"Bench, are you okay? You really suffered!"

Li Xiang was seen sitting upright, pressing his thighs tightly with both hands! His whole body was trembling, and his face was as red as a monkey's backside.

The two girls sitting next to Li Xiang, poor things, were already rolling their eyes and dry-heaving...

Jiang Nan covered his nose, his heart filled with trepidation!

Holy crap! The side effects of the Detoxifying Small Yellow Beans... could they be...

Could they be...

This wasn't me who gave it to you all!

It was the teacher who told you to eat it!

It has nothing to do with me, Jiang Nan!

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