Winnie the Pooh?

The teacher was stunned by this double firecracker!

As expected of a veteran who had seen many battles.

He lightly tapped the blackboard and said calmly, "Come! Let's continue the lesson!"

"This ㏒, he is..."

A sweet and sour smell lingered in the classroom, but before long, everyone's expression started to change...

Li Muyan's pretty face flushed slightly, her fingers pinching the ballpoint pen until they turned green.

She subtly shifted her body on the stool, not daring to move too forcefully, as that would make too much noise!

As a proper little Fairy!

She absolutely could not let any air escape!

Learning how to fart silently was a compulsory course for little Fairies!

But facing the overwhelming offensive.

She just didn't manage the force well...

A melodious, even warbling "sound of nature" rang out!

It was so long!

It was a bit like a suona playing blind...

Like a trombone sliding from its highest note to its lowest!

Jiang Nan: "..."

This little Fairy! Please stop forcing your sphincter, okay?

It's too difficult!

Just release it freely!

I'm telling you! It's bad for your body to hold it in!

Many people nearby looked at Li Muyan. Some male classmates bit their lips until they bled, trying to suppress their laughter, and an awkward atmosphere filled the classroom.

"Crack!"

The girl crushed the ballpoint pen!

But this was just the beginning!

Someone coughed!

The cough was accompanied by a loud "bang!"

Others flipped through books, drank water! Accompanied by "poof!" and "bang!" sounds...

The entire classroom suddenly became lively, with all sorts of sounds of flipping books, squeezing water bottles, and the "creak" of moving desks and chairs.

The result was a unique band performance!

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Slap!"

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Slap!"

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

"bu~"

"Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! bu~"

Some cute female classmates, how could they bear it? They kept inhaling, trying to undo the disaster they had caused!

Are you serious? You can't suck it back in! Give up!

Jiang Nan couldn't hold back his laughter and even started clapping his hands on the table, beating out a rhythm for them with his heart!

The classmates stared at Jiang Nan clapping his table for accompaniment, and they were all stunned!

Do you have to be this awesome?

Huh? No kidding! It's got a real vibe now!

But there was a big problem.

The smell in the classroom was becoming more and more colorful.

It was even a bit eye-stinging.

Finally, one classmate couldn't stand it anymore, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said, "Classmates, aren't you hot? Shall we open the windows?"

"Hurry and open them! It's so hot today!"

"Quick, quick, quick!"

"Open them all!"

"Clever you, you little smarty pants!"

As soon as the classroom windows were opened, the air indeed improved significantly.

But the old man sweeping the floor outside the classroom looked up and saw a plume of visible white smoke drifting out of the classroom.

A gentle breeze blew it right over!

Old Man: "Ai, wo cao! Σ_(???"∠) Puke... "

"What the hell is that smell!"

If it were just one or two people, it would be fine, but if the entire class experienced this...

All eyes instantly fell on Jiang Nan!

They had all eaten the yellow beans just now!

And now!!!

But he was the one who had cried and begged to eat the yellow beans, and it was Jiang Nan who had generously provided them...

Besides, the yellow beans did indeed have a detoxifying effect!

How could they possibly find the nerve to say anything to him.

The result was that Jiang Nan's Resentment Points list was refreshing madly.

[Resentment Points from Li Xiang +999!]

[Resentment Points from Li Muyan +999!]

A line of 999s refreshed wildly, not just from his own class, but from other classes too!

After all, the entire school's teachers and students had eaten the Detoxifying Small Yellow Beans!

The situation in other classes wasn't much better.

Jiang Nan was ecstatic!

This wasn't schadenfreude!

He had helped them detoxify, he had done a good deed!

Yes! A good deed!

Li Xiang, with a dark expression: "Teacher, I need to go to the toilet!"

He had been grateful to Jiang Nan just now! But what about now?

Damn it, nothing good ever happened when he was around!

The teacher cast a resentful glance at Jiang Nan: "Go, go!"

"Teacher! I need to go too!"

"Me too!"

"Mmm... everyone go, I'll go too. Students, start self-study for now!"

As soon as the teacher left, the entire class exploded!

The students rushed towards the restrooms like hungry wolves and fierce demons...

In the blink of an eye, Jiang Nan was the only one left in the classroom.

He stroked his chin, lost in thought.

"Hmm... it seems these Detoxifying Small Yellow Beans still have side effects!"

"The effect is detoxification, and the side effect is diarrhea?"

After detoxification, the toxins naturally had to be expelled, right?

Thinking about it that way made sense!

But the onset was a bit too fierce.

Now the entire campus was in chaos, and Jiang Nan swore he had meant well!

He patted his chest with lingering fear!

"Good thing I didn't eat them! If I had..."

"Uh..."

Jiang Nan suddenly felt a discomfort in his stomach, and his whole body felt weak.

Only then did he remember that he had also eaten two large bowls of green beans at noon...

Jiang Nan: "..."

He took out a Detoxifying Small Yellow Bean and hesitated for a long time.

He still chewed it up and swallowed it!

Afterward, his face was filled with a look of utter despair!

It didn't taste like chicken at all...

Heaven's justice is a cycle!

Who can escape diarrhea?

Retribution came too fast, like a tornado?

Jiang Nan got up, his face dark as he walked towards the restroom.

A strange smell filled the entire corridor.

In the corridor.

A Young Lady in a very short skirt with waist-length hair walked gracefully.

Suddenly, she clamped her legs together.

Her very short skirt lifted slightly, and her long hair swayed along with it...

"Huh? Winnie the Pooh?"

The Young Lady turned back and glared at Jiang Nan with shame and anger, then quickly ran away. Where was the grace from before?

As expected!

Fairy sisters can all fart...

When my hair reaches my waist!

Will it flutter from a fart?

Hmm...

Jiang Nan didn't expect he could even compose poetry.

He had just reached the restroom.

The surging crowd and the moans of agony coming from inside stunned Jiang Nan!

The restroom was packed!

After finally squeezing in with great effort.

The scene before him simply shattered Jiang Nan's worldview!

All the stalls were occupied!

But could this stump these geniuses?

Not at all!

A row of urinals had people squatting over them!

Squatting!

This posture was simply anti-human!

The expressions on each of their faces were indescribably ecstatic.

"Holy crap? This works too?"

Jiang Nan was dumbfounded!

"Why wouldn't it? Can a living person be held back by shit? It's fine, it's liquid! It'll flush down!"

Holy crap? Is this even about whether it flushes down?

"Hurry up! Damn it, hurry up!"

Someone was stomping their feet anxiously, banging on the door.

Inside!

"Brother, what are you rushing for! I'm not done yet!"

The brother behind him said calmly with a smile: "Don't panic!"

A classmate, red-faced from holding it in, asked curiously: "What's wrong? Aren't you in a hurry?"

The guy said calmly: "Just now, I thought it was a fart! Turns out it wasn't..."

As soon as he said that, everyone around him instantly moved a meter away from him! Their faces filled with horror!

"I'm done! How about you guys?"

Jiang Nan covered his face!

Indeed, when you have diarrhea, you can never trust a seemingly innocent fart!

Because...

It might be lying to you!