Winnie the Pooh?

The teacher was stunned by that double blast!

But he was a seasoned veteran, as expected.

He lightly tapped the blackboard and said calmly, "Come on! Let's continue the lesson!"

"This log, you see, is..."

A sweet-and-sour smell lingered in the classroom, but before long, everyone's expressions started to look strange...

Li Muyan's pretty face flushed slightly, and she squeezed her ballpoint pen until her fingers turned blue.

She subtly shifted her weight on the chair, not daring to use too much force. That would make too much noise!

As a proper little fairy,

she absolutely could not let one slip!

Learning how to silence a fart was a required course for every little fairy!

But when faced with such a ferocious attack,

she just couldn't control the force...

A winding, melodious sound rang out, complete with a change in pitch and a little trill—a true "heavenly tune"!

And what a long one it was!

It sounded a little like someone trying to play a suona with their eyes shut...

Like a trombone sliding from its highest note all the way down to its lowest!

Jiang Nan: "..."

Miss Fairy! Could you stop putting your sphincter through so much, please?

It's having a rough enough time already!

Just let it all out!

I'm telling you, this isn't good for your health!

Quite a few people nearby looked over at Li Muyan. Some of the boys bit their lips so hard trying not to laugh that they drew blood. An awkward atmosphere filled the classroom.

Crack!

The girl had snapped her ballpoint pen in half!

But that was only the beginning!

Someone coughed.

A loud bang! accompanied the cough.

Others turned pages or drank water, with pfft! and bang! sounds mixed in...

The whole class suddenly grew lively, filled with the sound of pages turning, water bottles being squeezed, and desks and chairs creaking as they shifted.

And so began a one-of-a-kind band performance!

Bang!

Bang!

Smack!

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Smack!

Pfft!

Pfft!

Brrt~

Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! Brrt~

Some of the more bashful girls couldn't bring themselves to do it. They kept sucking in their stomachs, hoping to undo the disaster they'd caused!

Seriously? You can't suck it back in! Give it up!

Jiang Nan couldn't hold back his laughter. He even slapped the desk with his palm, enthusiastically keeping the beat for them!

The students stared at Jiang Nan drumming on the desk, all of them dumbfounded!

Did he really have to be this good?

Huh? Actually, now that you mentioned it, it did have a certain vibe!

But there was one big problem.

The smell in the classroom was growing more and more colorful.

It was even making their eyes sting.

At last, one student couldn't take it anymore. He wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Classmates, aren't you hot? How about we open the windows?"

"Open them, quick! It's way too hot today!"

"Hurry, hurry!"

"Open them all!"

"Brilliant! You little genius!"

Once the classroom windows were open, the air did get a lot better.

But the old man sweeping outside looked up and saw a cloud of white smoke drifting out of the classroom, visible to the naked eye.

A breeze carried it right over to him!

The old man: "Whoa, what the hell! Σ_(???"∠) Ugh..."

"What the hell is that smell?!"

One or two people wouldn't have been a problem, but when the whole class was hit with it...

Everyone's gaze instantly fell on Jiang Nan!

They'd all eaten soybeans just a moment ago!

And now!!!

But they'd been the ones begging and pleading for soybeans, and Jiang Nan had generously shared them...

Besides, the soybeans really had helped detoxify them!

How could they blame him for anything?

As a result, Jiang Nan's Resentment Points list refreshed at a crazy pace.

[Resentment Points from Li Xiang +999!]

[Resentment Points from Li Muyan +999!]

A whole string of 999s flashed by—not just from his own class, but from the other classes too!

After all, the entire school had eaten Detoxifying Small Yellow Beans!

The other classes weren't doing any better.

Jiang Nan was over the moon!

He wasn't gloating!

He'd helped them detoxify. He'd done a good deed!

Right! A good deed!

Li Xiang's face darkened. "Teacher, I need to use the bathroom!"

He'd just been feeling grateful to Jiang Nan! And now?

Damn it, nothing good ever happened when he was around!

The teacher shot Jiang Nan a resentful look. "Go, go!"

"Teacher! I need to go too!"

"Me too!"

"Um... all right, go ahead. I'll go as well. Class, start your self-study."

As soon as the teacher walked out, the whole class erupted!

The students charged for the bathroom like a pack of ravenous beasts...

In the blink of an eye, Jiang Nan was the only one left in the classroom.

He stroked his chin and pondered.

"Hmm... looks like these Detoxifying Small Yellow Beans do have a side effect!"

"The effect is detoxification, and the side effect is diarrhea?"

Once the toxins were removed, they had to be expelled, right?

That made sense, actually!

But it was a little too intense.

Now the whole school was in chaos. Jiang Nan swore he'd meant well!

He patted his pounding heart in relief.

"Good thing I didn't eat any! If I had..."

"Uh..."

Jiang Nan suddenly felt his stomach twist. His whole body went weak.

Only then did he remember that he'd eaten two big bowls of green beans at lunch, too...

Jiang Nan: "..."

He pulled out a Detoxifying Small Yellow Bean and hesitated for a long time.

Then he finally chewed it up and swallowed it!

Afterward, he wore an expression of utter despair!

He couldn't even taste the chicken...

What goes around comes around!

Who could escape the runs?

Karma came so fast, like a tornado!

Jiang Nan got to his feet, his face dark, and headed for the bathroom.

The entire hallway was filled with a strange smell.

In the hallway,

a pretty young woman wearing a miniskirt, her long hair reaching her waist, walked gracefully along.

Then she clamped her legs together.

Her miniskirt fluttered slightly, and her long hair swayed along with it...

"Hey? Winnie the Pooh?"

The young woman turned around and glared at Jiang Nan in mortified fury, then hurried off. So much for walking gracefully!

Sure enough!

Even fairy maidens had to let one slip...

"Wait till my hair reaches my waist!"

"Fart so hard my hair flies?"

Hmm...

Jiang Nan hadn't expected he'd become a poet.

He had just reached the bathroom.

The surging crowd and the cries of agony coming from inside left Jiang Nan dumbfounded!

The bathroom was packed!

After struggling for ages, he finally squeezed his way inside.

The scene before him practically shattered his worldview!

Every stall was occupied!

But could that possibly stump this crowd of geniuses?

Of course not!

A whole row of men was squatting over the standing urinals!

Squatting!

That was practically an inhuman pose!

Every face wore an expression of pure bliss.

"Holy crap! That works too?"

Jiang Nan was stunned!

"Why wouldn't it? You think you can die just from holding in a dump? It's fine, it's watery! It'll flush!"

Holy crap, was flushing really the problem here?

"Hurry up! Move your ass!"

Someone stamped his feet in a panic and pounded on the door.

Inside!

"Why the hell are you rushing me, bro? I'm not done!"

The guy waiting in line behind him looked completely unruffled and smiled. "Relax!"

A classmate, his face red from holding it in, asked curiously, "What's up? Aren't you in a hurry?"

The guy answered calmly, "I thought it was a fart just now. Turns out it wasn't..."

As soon as he said that, everyone nearby moved a full meter away from him, their faces filled with horror!

"I'm done! How about you guys?"

Jiang Nan covered his face!

Sure enough, when you had the runs, you could never trust a seemingly harmless fart!

Because...

It might very well be lying to you!