They'd been waiting outside for ages. Even Jiang Nan's expression had changed as he urged, "What are you doing in there, bro? Embroidering?"
Jiang Nan couldn't take it anymore. He teleported straight inside.
A piercing scream rang out.
The poor guy was so startled he nearly toppled over.
He'd been relieving himself in peace, when suddenly a whole person appeared out of nowhere?
"Holy crap! Teleporting to take a dump? South God really is something else!"
"You can use that ability like this?"
"What did you expect? Every space ability user in the world has to register with the authorities. They're just too good at robbing banks. No matter how thick the vault door is, it's useless..."
"But our South God uses his to take a dump..."
"Are you done?" Jiang Nan asked.
"..."
"Are you done?"
"South God, I... could you not stare at me? I can't go with you watching!"
Jiang Nan raised an eyebrow. "You can't? Want me to help?"
[Ma Long's Resentment Points +999!]
Jiang Nan, drenched in sweat, had to put in a lot of effort before he finally finished the job.
He teleported out of the battlefield and back to the classroom!
He'd forgotten that there was no one else in there, and the bathroom door was still locked!
The people waiting outside had nearly battered the door down. Their voices were hoarse from shouting, but Jiang Nan still hadn't come out...
He'd unexpectedly earned another huge wave of Resentment Points.
Jiang Nan had thought that once the whole thing was over, classes would continue as usual.
But...
School was dismissed!
As for the reason...
The school bathrooms... were limited!
Half the students went home to shower and change their pants...
The rest stayed in the classroom to study...
Jiang Nan sat in the classroom with an innocent look on his face, furiously working through practice problems. He really couldn't stand the resentful looks his classmates kept shooting him!
As soon as school let out, he was the first to bolt. He was afraid that if he stayed any longer...
He might get beaten to death!
Now he understood.
The Stall Fee hadn't been wasted!
At least on his Stall Cloth, he was invincible. It kept him from getting beaten to death.
This silly... ahem, brilliant system really had thought things through!
He rode his 28-inch Bicycle back to Jiangcheng Night Market.
But the huge crowd there stopped him in his tracks.
What was going on? Why was it so packed?
Jiang Nan was struggling to push his way inside.
"Holy crap! Bald Guy's here! Our wait wasn't wasted!"
"Haha, I thought he wasn't coming today!"
"We've been waiting for him!"
No one knew who shouted. The crowd turned around in an instant, and every eye fell on Jiang Nan.
They even made a path for him, leading straight to his stall.
Only then did Jiang Nan figure it out. His Weibo had blown up yesterday! The video of him smashing bricks had gone viral, too.
The netizens had finished dinner and had nothing better to do, so they'd come to see the spectacle.
Jiang Nan's eyes lit up.
A business opportunity!
A blatant business opportunity!
Jiang Nan spread out his Stall Cloth, lined up ten bottles of "Farmer's Three Fists," and sat down on his little stool.
Behind him, he stacked up a row of red bricks. He grabbed one and smashed it against his forehead!
It shattered on the spot!
"Holy crap! He really smashes them! That's his Unique Skill right off the bat?"
"Boss, you're awesome!"
"This is way more shocking than watching it in a video!"
"These days, even street vendors are experts..."
The crowd burst into astonished cries!
"Want to be like me, crack bricks with your head, kick durians, and tear manhole covers apart with your hands?" Jiang Nan asked. "Drink Farmer's Three Fists! If I can do it, so can you!"
Someone immediately jeered, "Is it any good?"
"What is it, some kind of magic potion?"
"Give me a break. You've almost talked the old Yellow Bull at the village entrance into getting pregnant!"
Someone really did ask the price. "How much for a bottle?"
"Ten thousand a bottle. No bargaining!"
"Holy crap! Even a robber wouldn't be this shameless about it!"
"Ten thousand? I'll take one!"
Even Jiang Nan was stunned by that.
A thin guy, as skinny as a bamboo pole, stepped forward. He wore a white T-shirt and had long, flowing hair.
He was holding a livestreaming setup, too!
He slapped down ten thousand in cash. On the phone screen, the livestream comments flooded in:
"666"
"Filthy rich!"
"Farmer's Three Fists, vintage '82—refreshing and sweet, just what you need!" and so on.
Only then did Jiang Nan realize that this was a small-time online celebrity who'd come to ride the wave after Jiang Nan's Weibo video went viral yesterday.
Jiang Nan took the money and handed the streamer a bottle of "Farmer's Three Fists"!
The streamer tossed his stylish bangs and grinned. "Bro, if I drink this and it doesn't work, I'm calling you out live! The viewers are all watching!"
Jiang Nan curled his lip. "If it doesn't work, I'll rip your head off right here and kick it like a ball!"
The streamer laughed. "You said it!"
Huh? Why did that sound a little off?
If it didn't work, why would he rip my head off?
[Xu Yuan's Resentment Points +451!]
"Whatever! Let's do this! Oh, yeah!"
As he spoke, the streamer downed the whole bottle in one go!
The crowd was stunned, then burst out laughing!
The comments on the streamer's phone instantly flooded the screen! They all said:
"Hahahahaha..."
"He's bald! A lightbulb!"
"Mom asked why I was kneeling on the floor to watch this..."
"I laughed so hard I passed out in the bathroom!"
And so on. Xu Yuan burped, then instinctively tossed his stylish bangs...
Huh?
Where were my bangs?
No, where was my hair?
"How is it? Does it work?" Jiang Nan asked, putting an arm around his shoulders.
Xu Yuan grimaced. "Boss, I don't know if it works, but I really have lost my hair!"
"That's not important! What matters is that you can smash bricks now, too!"
Not important?
How was that not important?
I'm bald now, okay?
Why would I want to smash bricks? I want my hair back!
I make a living off my looks, for crying out loud...
[Xu Yuan's Resentment Points +666!]
"Haha! You'll know if it works when you crack a brick!"
"You already spent ten thousand! Don't chicken out now!"
"Exactly! This is a great chance to get more followers!"
The crowd joined in, egging him on!
Xu Yuan thought about it. They were right! He was already bald, so he might as well go for it! Followers meant money these days!
But when he looked at the red bricks on the ground, he immediately lost his nerve!
Those were real bricks! He was supposed to smash them with his head?
If the brick didn't break and his skull did, that'd be something!
"Wh-why don't we just forget it?"
Jiang Nan wasn't having it!
"How can we? If you don't crack a brick, people will say my Farmer's Three Fists doesn't work! How am I supposed to run my business then?"
As he spoke, he grabbed a red brick and slammed it down on Xu Yuan's bald head!
Xu Yuan didn't even have time to react!
"Bang!"
The brick shattered!
[Xu Yuan's Resentment Points +999!]
So it didn't count as your head anymore, huh?
The crowd sucked in a sharp breath!
Xu Yuan was as skinny as a bamboo pole! Even a gust of wind could snap him in half!
Could he really smash bricks after drinking "Farmer's Three Fists"?
Jiang Nan grinned. "You okay?"
"Bang!"
As he spoke, he slammed another red brick against Xu Yuan's head!
[Xu Yuan's Resentment Points +999!]
"Bang!"
"Everyone, take a look!" Jiang Nan said. "That's a proper iron-headed champ!"
"Bang!"
Jiang Nan seemed to have gotten hooked on it. In no time, he'd cracked more than ten bricks on Xu Yuan's head!
Xu Yuan tried to dodge, but Jiang Nan had an arm around him, leaving him nowhere to run!
Holy crap!
If you wanted to crack bricks, crack them on your own head!
What was this business of using my head?
I could take it!
But it really freaking hurt!
[Xu Yuan's Resentment Points +999!]
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