If You Can Scam One, Scam One

After waiting outside for a long time, even Jiang Nan's expression changed, and he urged:

"What are you doing in there, bro! Are you doing embroidery?"

Unable to stand it any longer, Jiang Nan used Teleportation to instantly appear inside.

A shrill scream then echoed out!

The guy inside was so startled he almost fell over.

He was just there enjoying himself, relieving stress, when suddenly a living person appeared?

"Holy crap? Teleportation for big jobs? Our South God is something else!"

"This ability can be used like this too?"

"What do you think? All Space ability users in the world are registered, after all, it's too convenient for them to rob banks. Even the thickest vault door is no match..."

"But our South God used it to squat on the toilet..."

Jiang Nan: "Are you done yet?"

The other guy: "..."

"Are you done yet?"

"I say, South God... you... don't stare at me like that. I can't feel anything when you stare at me!"

Jiang Nan raised an eyebrow: "Can't feel anything? Do you need my help?"

[Resentment Points from Ma Long +999!]

Jiang Nan, covered in sweat, finally managed to finish after a great deal of effort.

He used Teleportation to escape the battlefield and returned to the classroom!

He forgot, though, that no one was inside, and the toilet door was still locked!

The people waiting outside had nearly pounded the door down and their voices were hoarse, but Jiang Nan didn't come out...

He unexpectedly gained another large wave of Resentment Points.

Jiang Nan originally thought that classes would continue after the incident.

But what happened was...

The school was suspended!

As for the reason.

The school's bathroom... was limited!

Half the students went home to shower and change their pants...

The remaining students studied in the classroom...

Jiang Nan sat innocently in the classroom, frantically doing practice problems, unable to stand the resentful gazes from his classmates!

He was the first to run when school ended, because he was afraid that if he stayed any longer...

He might get beaten to death!

Now it seemed.

The Stall Fee wasn't paid for nothing!

At least on his stall cloth, he was invincible, avoiding the fate of being beaten to death.

This big idiot... err, handsome System, considered things very thoughtfully!

Riding his Bicycle, he once again arrived at the Jiangcheng night market.

He was stunned by the surging crowd.

What's going on? So popular?

Jiang Nan was struggling to push his way in!

"Holy crap! The bald guy is here! It wasn't a wasted wait!"

"Haha, I thought he wasn't coming today!"

"We're waiting for him!"

Someone shouted, and the crowd suddenly turned their heads, their gazes falling on Jiang Nan.

They actually cleared a path for him, leading straight to his stall.

Only then did Jiang Nan understand that his Weibo had exploded yesterday! The brick-breaking video had also gone viral.

Netizens, with nothing better to do after dinner, came to see the spectacle.

Jiang Nan's eyes lit up.

A business opportunity!

A naked business opportunity!

Jiang Nan spread out his stall cloth, arranged ten bottles of "Farmer's Three Fists," and sat down on his Small Stool.

Behind him, a row of red bricks was built. He raised his hand, grabbed one, and smashed it onto his forehead!

He shattered it on the spot!

"Holy crap! He actually did it! Pulling out all the stops right away?"

"Boss is awesome!"

"This is way more shocking than watching videos!"

"The people setting up stalls these days are all experts..."

The crowd of onlookers gasped!

Jiang Nan: "Want to be like me? Head smash red bricks, foot kick durian, hand tear manhole covers?"

"Drink this Farmer's Three Fists! If I can do it, so can you!"

Someone immediately booed: "Is it reliable?"

"What is it? Some kind of magic potion?"

"Give it a rest, you've almost made an old yellow ox pregnant with your bragging!"

Someone actually asked the price: "How much per bottle?"

Jiang Nan: "Ten thousand per bottle, no bargaining!"

"Holy crap! You're not even trying to hide how much you're robbing us!"

"Ten thousand! I'll take it!"

As soon as he said that, even Jiang Nan was stunned!

A guy wearing a white t-shirt, with flowing long hair, and as thin as a bamboo pole, leaned in close.

He was even holding up a live-streaming device!

He threw down ten thousand in cash on the spot, and a bunch of comments flooded the live-streaming phone screen:

"666"

"Inhumanly rich!"

"Farmer's Three Fists '82 vintage, smooth and sweet, you deserve it!"

Only then did he realize that this was a small internet celebrity who had seen his Weibo video go viral yesterday and came here to piggyback on the hype?

Jiang Nan took the money and gave the streamer a bottle of "Farmer's Three Fists"!

The streamer flicked his flashy bangs and laughed, "Bro, if this doesn't work after I drink it, I'm calling you out live! The netizens are all watching!"

Jiang Nan sneered, "If it doesn't work after you drink it, I'll personally take your head off and use it as a soccer ball!"

Streamer: "Haha, you said it!"

Huh? Why does something feel off?

If it doesn't work, why would you take my head off?

[Resentment Points +451 from Xu Yuan!]

"Whatever! Here goes! Olyge!"

Saying that, the streamer really chugged it down in one gulp!

As a result, the onlookers were stunned, and then burst into laughter!

On the streamer's phone screen, the comments were scrolling like crazy! All of them:

"Hahahaha..."

"Bald! Lightbulb"

"Mom asked me why I was watching videos on my knees..."

"Laughed myself unconscious in the bathroom!"

And so on. Xu Yuan let out a loud burp and subconsciously flicked his flashy bangs...

Huh?

Where are my bangs?

No, where's my hair?

"How is it? Does it work?" Jiang Nan asked, putting an arm around his shoulder.

Xu Yuan put on a pained expression: "Boss! I don't know if it works or not, but my hair is definitely gone!"

Jiang Nan: "That's not important! The important thing is that you can smash bricks now!"

Not important?

What's not important?

I'm bald now, okay?

What do I need to smash bricks for? I want my hair!

As a streamer who relies on his looks, I'm not exactly...

[Resentment Points from Xu Yuan +666!]

"Haha! The only way to know if it works is to break a brick!"

"I've already spent ten thousand! Don't chicken out!"

"Right? This is a great chance to gain followers!"

The crowd also joined in the heckling!

Xu Yuan thought, That makes sense! I'm already bald! I'll just go for it! Followers are money these days!

But when he looked at the red brick on the ground, he immediately got cold feet!

It's a real brick! Am I supposed to smash it?

If the brick doesn't break, but my skull does, that'll be interesting!

"How... how about we don't do this!"

Jiang Nan refused!

"How can we do that? If you don't break this brick! Then people will say my Farmer's Three Fists don't work! And then I won't be able to do business anymore?"

As he spoke, he grabbed the red brick in his hand and smashed it down on Xu Yuan's bald head!

Xu Yuan didn't even have time to react!

"Bang!"

The brick shattered!

[Resentment Points from Xu Yuan +999!]

But it wasn't your head that broke, was it?

The onlookers gasped!

Xu Yuan, looking like a skinny stick, could be blown over by a gust of wind!

Drinking "Farmer's Three Fists" really lets you break bricks?

Jiang Nan grinned and said, "No problem, right?"

"Bang!"

With that, he smashed the red brick in his hand onto Xu Yuan's head again!

[Resentment Points from Xu Yuan +999!]

"Bang!"

Jiang Nan: "Everyone look! This head! It's a solid iron head!"

"Bang!"

Jiang Nan seemed to be having fun, and in a short while, he had already broken over ten bricks using Xu Yuan's head!

Xu Yuan wanted to dodge, but Jiang Nan held him tight, leaving him nowhere to escape!

Holy crap!

If you want to break bricks, go break them yourself!

What's the deal with using my head to break bricks!

It can be done!

But it really, really hurts!

[Resentment Points from Xu Yuan +999!]