Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions
Chapter 45

Triangle School

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Following Wu Liang all the way, Jiang Nan arrived at what he called his "territory."

It was a renovated abandoned warehouse!

It was quite large, covering three or four hundred square meters!

The moment the rolling shutter door opened, Jiang Nan's mind went blank for a second!

Piles of fitness equipment!

Not to mention the sandbags and dumbbells!

There was even an octagonal cage in the middle!

The walls were covered with cold weapons!

Nepalese kukris, Malay swords, Triangular Combat Bayonets, crossbows, and more!

Seven or eight heavily modified off-road vehicles were parked in the garage!

Raptors, Wranglers, Everests, Hummers—some of them Jiang Nan didn't even recognize.

There was also all sorts of outdoor gear: tents, searchlights, generators...

At a glance, it was practically a man's paradise!

Jiang Nan was practically drooling!

What man wouldn't like this stuff?

"Holy shit!"

Unfortunately, his vocabulary was limited!

Two words—holy shit—were enough to get him through the world!

Wu Liang excitedly fetched two items from the side!

One was a heavy Titanium Magnesium Alloy Great Shield, embossed with the head of a roaring bear!

It stood a full two meters tall and weighed at least three hundred pounds!

In his other hand was a Horse-Chopping Saber over two meters long!

It was downright terrifying!

He said excitedly, "Brother Nan! So? Am I badass or what?"

Jiang Nan hurriedly shook his head. "No, no, I'm not looking!"

[Resentment Points from Wu Liang +666!]

"Your whole loadout has to weigh five hundred pounds, right? Can you even move easily in it?"

Wu Liang thrust out the iron shield, sending gusts of wind sweeping out!

He wildly swung the Horse-Chopping Saber, its heavy, muffled whistle through the air sounding as effortless as if it weighed nothing in Wu Liang's hands!

"I train every day! No problem! If I beastify, it'll be even easier!"

Jiang Nan nodded in satisfaction. He had really found a treasure!

A proper Shield Warrior!

A mobile fortress!

An invincible, high-health tank!

Wu Liang seemed to suddenly remember something!

He tossed the iron shield and Horse-Chopping Saber aside, then pulled out an iron spear!

A red tassel fluttered beneath its head, while the spear tip gleamed with a cold light!

"Brother Nan, take a look! How's this one? Does it feel good to use?"

Jiang Nan took the spear and turned, bringing it down in a vertical sweep!

The spear tip tore through the air with a piercing shriek!

With a crack.

The shaft lashed the concrete floor hard enough to split it!

Wu Liang watched in wild excitement!

Just look at those moves!

They were absolutely pleasing to the eye!

Yet Jiang Nan shook his head. "I don't like using this thing. I'll pick something myself!"

Wu Liang froze!

Wasn't Jiang Nan trained with a spear?

Last time in the alley fight, he had even knocked Wu Liang unconscious with a streetlamp!

That skill was definitely Grandmaster Level! There was no way he could have reached that level without training from childhood!

So in the end, he really decided not to use it?

Jiang Nan looked around, then took a Triangular Combat Bayonet from the rack and tucked it into the back of his waistband.

[Skill Triggered! Dagger: lv0!] [Added Skill Points: 100!] [Skill Upgraded! Dagger (Mastery) lv: 0!]

Jiang Nan instantly drew the Triangular Combat Bayonet from its sheath!

He spun it around his hand, stabbed forward with a reverse grip, then switched hands and slashed fiercely!

Cold light spun and danced across Jiang Nan's hands like a graceful sprite!

There was not a single unnecessary movement!

Pure and razor-sharp!

Wu Liang watched Jiang Nan make the Triangular Combat Bayonet bloom with tricks, and his eyes nearly popped out of their sockets!

He was an expert with daggers too?

Was he really this badass?

Had he started training in the womb?

Jiang Nan satisfactorily returned the Triangular Combat Bayonet to its sheath!

Then he spotted a sheathed Tang Saber on the wooden rack!

The blade was 1.2 meters long, carrying the heavy aura of passing years!

Yet it did not look worn!

The instant he drew it—

A sharp glint of cold light flashed forth!

The blade was straight, with a thousand-layer pattern along its surface. An ancient-style character for "Liang" was engraved near the hilt!

Its chilling gleam was intimidating, sharp enough to cut a hair blown against it!

[Skill Triggered! Saber Technique: lv0!] [Added Skill Points: 100!] [Skill Upgraded! Saber Technique (Mastery) lv0!]

Clang!

The cold saber left its sheath! Its blade tore through the air, blooming into a dazzling flourish!

Jiang Nan looked at the straight blade, his eyes full of satisfaction!

Wu Liang's mouth fell open!

His face was filled with disbelief!

He could handle a spear! He could handle a dagger! Damn it, he could even handle a Tang Saber?

And he was proficient in every one of them?

They were both human, so why the hell was this guy so outstanding?

Jiang Nan patted Wu Liang on the shoulder and laughed. "When I have time during summer break, I'll teach you how to use a Horse-Chopping Saber!"

Wu Liang: ???

Holy shit?

What was he even supposed to say to that?

South God really hadn't earned that nickname for nothing!

"What about this Tang Saber?"

"My dad bought it back from the countryside! It was passed down from ancient times—a genuine weapon! The craftsmanship has already been lost!"

"If Brother Nan likes it, it's yours!"

Naturally, Jiang Nan did not stand on ceremony!

He had a fairly clear understanding of his future fighting style!

His Space ability gave him strong mobility and control over the battlefield! Using long weapons would be far too inconvenient!

A Tang Saber would be perfect as his main weapon! The Triangular Combat Bayonet could serve as his secondary weapon—he definitely would not be at a disadvantage in close combat!

"I've got a treasure for you too!"

As he spoke, he mysteriously beckoned Wu Liang over!

Wu Liang eagerly leaned in!

Jiang Nan then pulled a pair of underwear out of Other Dimension Space!

Boxer briefs, with elephants printed on them!

Wu Liang: ???

This was the treasure Jiang Nan had mentioned?

Since when could underpants be considered a treasure?

Did he... did he like giving people underpants that much?

Last time, he'd given him a blue-and-white pair, and this time...

Seeing Wu Liang freeze up, Jiang Nan raised an eyebrow.

"What? You don't like them?"

Wu Liang scratched his head. "It's not about whether I like them or not!"

Jiang Nan said, "I'm telling you, don't underestimate them! These aren't ordinary underpants!"

"If underpants had ranks, these would be the king of all underpants!"

Wu Liang: ???

"You know the Hulk, right? No matter how he transforms, his underpants never rip!"

As he spoke, Jiang Nan grabbed both sides of the underpants and pulled hard!

He stretched them to nearly a meter long, then let go!

They instantly snapped back to their original shape!

Wu Liang's glasses lit up at once!

Holy shit!

This was practically... a divine artifact!

As long as he wore Hulk Brand Underpants, he'd never have to worry about transforming and ending up completely naked again!

This was a blessing for every Spirit Warrior in the Beast Transformation System!

The undisputed king of underpants!

I hereby declare these underpants the strongest!

Wu Liang gave him a thumbs-up. "Fucking awesome! Good stuff!"

Then, somewhat embarrassed, he asked, "B-Brother Nan! Do these Hulk Brand Underpants come in briefs?"

The air fell deathly silent in an instant!

Jiang Nan's expression gradually turned horrified!

"No... Brother Nan! It's not what you think! Briefs are really comfortable!"

"They give you a feeling boxer briefs absolutely can't! If you don't believe me, go home and try them!"

Jiang Nan shook his head like a rattle drum!

He directly pulled ten pairs of briefs out of Other Dimension Space for Wu Liang!

There were ice-silk ones, leopard-print ones, lace ones, thongs—every style imaginable!

Wu Liang accepted them with heartfelt gratitude, practically dying to try them on right away!

But Jiang Nan grabbed him and held him back with all his might!

Brother!

Don't!

Absolutely don't!

Don't leave mental contamination in my memories!

I really can't take it!

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