Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions
Chapter 46

Little Love Letter

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Jiang Nan stared at the warehouse full of equipment, his eyes gleaming brightly!

He chuckled. "This has huge potential!"

Wu Liang scratched his head, looking utterly confused!

What did that mean?

Jiang Nan didn't head home until after two in the morning, having spent all that time tinkering around in the warehouse!

Lying in bed, Jiang Nan thought it over before finally dialing the Dark Night Army's number!

"Beep~"

"Beep~"

"Mmm... who is it!"

That lazy voice carried a trace of complaint!

It sent a fierce shiver down Jiang Nan's spine!

Wow!

She sounded like a little kitten that had just been woken up, her eyes still bleary with sleep!

That was way too cute, wasn't it?

"Wildcat? It's Jiang Nan!"

"I'm heading to the Heavenly Lake Spirit Ruins tomorrow, for fifteen days!"

"You guys..."

"Beep~"

"Beep~"

"Beep~"

Damn it!

She hung up on him again!

Jiang Nan ground his teeth in frustration!

Did she have to be this aloof?

Wildcat? Just wait!

Sooner or later, he'd pet her into an obedient little kitty!

Lying in bed, Jiang Nan felt restless and uneasy!

What was he supposed to do?

The Dark Night Army clearly didn't take him seriously at all!

What if White Shark took this chance to make a move against him?

What a headache!

But he couldn't skip the Spirit Ruins either!

"Damn it! What am I scared of? If it comes down to it, I'll spread out the stall cloth—whoever the hell comes at me, I'll take them down one by one!"

Lying in bed, Wildcat hung up on Jiang Nan, rubbed her sleepy eyes, and dialed another number!

"How are the arrangements going?"

"Reporting, Captain, the personnel are already in position!"

"What about White Shark's people?"

"There's been no sign of movement at the border for now!"

"Heh! They're quite patient. If anything happens, report to me immediately!"

"Yes, Captain!"

Having been woken up, Wildcat could no longer sleep. Wearing nothing but a white shirt, she walked over to the window!

Looking at the bright full moon, she murmured, "I hope I haven't misjudged him this time!"

Early the next morning, Jiang Nan arrived at school in high spirits!

He saw that quite a few students were carrying enormous hiking backpacks, their faces brimming with excitement!

They had made thorough preparations for the Heavenly Lake Spirit Ruins!

When Jiang Nan entered the classroom, all his classmates froze for a moment!

He was only carrying a small shoulder bag!

Inside were a data cable and three power banks!

"We're done for! Jiang Nan's finished! With gear like that, he can just look forward to gnawing bark and eating grass roots in the Spirit Ruins!"

"Did he really think this was a vacation?"

Li Xiang laughed. "Don't say that! After all, our South God has never been there before! It's understandable!"

Liu Quanwu said, "Haha! I really forgot about that if you hadn't mentioned it! South God is still a newbie!"

Li Muyan sneered. "Jiang Nan, if you can't hold on when the time comes, just give up! No one will laugh at you!"

Jiang Nan flashed a brilliant smile. "Can't hold on? I'm quite durable! You should know that best!"

Li Muyan's face flushed red. Her beautiful eyes widened, but she was left so choked up that she couldn't say a word!

The classroom suddenly fell silent!

Holy crap?

There was that kind of relationship between them?

Sister Yan was awesome!

Tsk tsk, their circle was really messy!

[Resentment Points from Li Muyan +999!]

Jiang Nan, who had returned to his seat, froze!

There was actually breakfast on his desk?

A letter was tucked beneath the soy milk, stamped with a lip print and little pink hearts?

This...

Was this a love letter?

Jiang Nan was a little excited!

When had he become this popular?

The moment he sat down!

"Clatter!"

A pile of letters spilled out from his desk compartment! All kinds of them!

Some had been folded into paper cranes, while others had his photo directly pasted on them!

One girl had even folded a little green frog out of paper!

Hey, hey, hey?

Miss, were you serious?

It was fine if you didn't know how to fold paper cranes!

You could've just used a normal envelope!

Who folded frogs to confess their love?

No wonder you were single!

Even more inspired was one written with 521 yuan!

Jiang Nan liked this kind of straightforwardness!

Loved it, loved it!

Miss, want to have an online relationship?

The kind where you confessed with red packets!

His classmates looked on with envy written all over their faces, their eyes practically red!

Th-this was fucking unfair!

So many love letters?

Why couldn't they share some with them?

The Resentment Points list began refreshing wildly!

Jiang Nan grinned! In his heart, he was immensely grateful to all these girls who liked him!

A business opportunity!

So he took out his phone and snapped a selfie!

Then he posted on Weibo!

via iPhone 11 Pro Max

South God:

What should I do if I have too many love letters to read?

How about we talk on WeChat?

(Image) (Image)

One image was a selfie of Jiang Nan, smiling brilliantly, with a mountain of little love letters piled on the desk in front of him!

The other was Jiang Nan's WeChat QR code!

Over a hundred thousand followers—that was downright terrifying!

Before long, the comments section exploded!

Ying Xue: (?`~′?)!!!

Lone Wolf on a Moonlit Night: Pah! You shameless heartless bastard! Didn't you say you were going to be a pendant?

(?ˉ???ˉ??)

Xiaoyu: Added, added!

Little Candy: Want some soy milk? If not, give it to me...

Such a handsome little brother? Just asking, do you need a backup?

There were also quite a few haters below.

"Can you have some damn shame?"

"Save some paper resources for the country!"

"What, not running your street stall anymore? Switching careers to sell stuff on WeChat?"

"Chives are freaking awesome! Let me tell you a secret! Chives plus Dali equals a human pile driver!"

"Holy crap! I want to try that!"

Jiang Nan was overjoyed. With one Weibo post!

He dealt tons of damage to all the single dogs!

The Resentment Points list directly exploded!

Sure enough, good looks always won!

Seeing Jiang Nan's Weibo, the students gritted their teeth in hatred!

Damn it!

They created Alt Accounts and furiously trashed Jiang Nan in the comments!

Not long after, the teacher came in, and the students began to feel a little nervous as well!

Because the exam results were about to be announced on the big screen!

Li Xiang clenched his fists tightly!

This time, he was extremely confident!

First, he'd crush Jiang Nan in the academic subjects! Then he'd take him down again in the Heavenly Lake Spirit Ruins!

He'd let him know why Brother Xiang was so damn loud!

Then the results came out:

Freshman Year, First Place: Jiang Nan: Total Score 696!

Second Place: Li Xiang: Total Score 5!

Third Place: Wu Liang: Total Score 666!

Fourth Place: Zhou Qiliang: Total Score 665!

Fifth Place...

Li Xiang's eyes went wide. He nearly failed to catch his breath and fainted on the spot!

Fucking 5!

He was only short by 5!

I hired seven or eight tutors, studied like crazy, didn't even sleep, all just to beat Jiang Nan!

And the result???

Why was Brother Xiang so damn loud, you ask?

Because his fart was loud!

Because the slaps to his face were loud!

Jiang Nan said smugly, "Aiya! This is really too much. Such a low score... If I'd known, I would've checked my answers a few more times!"

The merciless mockery of a top student!

That was how confident he was!

That was how arrogant he was!

The students were all fucking furious!

Did he have to be this annoying?

Leave us a way out!

Stop showing off, that hurts!

Of course Jiang Nan wasn't about to pass up such a great chance to earn Resentment Points!

Watching the Resentment Points list refresh like crazy!

It had all been worth it!

"Bang!"

Just then, a massive crash came from Class Two of Spiritual Martial Arts! It sounded as though a desk had been smashed apart!

Wu Liang's furious roar rang out:

"Damn it! That's right! That's right! Old Man is third! Who the hell else is there?!"

Jiang Nan: ...

Teacher: ...

Students: ...

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