Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions
Chapter 6

Unique Skill! Crushing a Boulder with the Forehead

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As the sky grew darker, the night market in Jiang Nan began to fill with people.

After Jiang Nan let out a passionate roar.

He had indeed attracted quite a crowd.

Two passing Young Ladies whispered to each other.

"Hey, hey, hey! Isn't that the bald guy who got slapped in the face yesterday? Is he setting up his stall again?"

"Oh wow, it really is him! He's kinda cute!"

"What? You're smitten?"

"No way! Bald guys aren't my type. If he had hair, I'd definitely ask for his WeChat for this kind of cool, clean-cut handsome guy!"

Jiang Nan: "..."

System! Give me back my details!

Young Ladies, I'm telling you, I'm really not bald on purpose...

A tall, handsome guy walking behind the two Young Ladies rolled his eyes and said, "Let's have a good look around tonight. Our team is entering the Spirit Ruins tomorrow!"

One of the Young Ladies pouted, "You're always saying such a buzzkill things. Let's go! Let's go check it out!"

The tall, handsome guy: "What's so great about a bald guy? I'm not even as handsome as him!"

The three of them came to the stall to pick out goods. The "cool" underwear made the two Young Ladies' faces turn bright red...

Jiang Nan, with his sharp eyes, saw the edge of red underwear peeking out from Zheng Wei's lower back when he bent over.

He chuckled, "What's up, bro? It's your Zodiac Year, huh? Still wearing red underwear!"

"My red underwear definitely doesn't fade! Wear it with confidence! Ten yuan for two pairs!"

Zheng Wei's face darkened!

Where the hell are you looking?

[Resentment Points from Zheng Wei +666!]

The two Young Ladies followed Jiang Nan's gaze and naturally noticed the flash of red at Zheng Wei's lower back. They burst out laughing!

"Hahaha, Zheng Wei! It really is your Zodiac Year, how red!"

"So flashy..."

"Let's get two pairs like the boss said! They don't fade! Wear them with confidence! Wearing red in your Zodiac Year brings good luck!"

Jiang Nan chimed in, "The two Fairy sisters are right, you should get two pairs!"

[Resentment Points from Zheng Wei +666!]

Little guy? Still not as handsome as me?

When I had hair, I was ridiculously handsome, alright?

He scanned the QR code to pay, and ten yuan entered his account.

Zheng Wei, filled with resentment he couldn't vent, couldn't help but fixate on the bottled water on the stall.

He looked and was amused.

"Farmer's Three Fists? What's that?"

Jiang Nan immediately perked up!

"Bro, you don't know about this! Ancestral Farmer's Three Fists, it even tastes a little sweet when you drink it!"

"One bottle down, your strength increases tenfold! It only takes three punches to knock out an enemy!"

Zheng Wei's eyes twitched!

What a load of crap, Farmer's Three Fists tastes a little sweet!

This bottle was clearly opened before!

Ancestral? Bottled water can be ancestral?

"Waiter, give me a bottle of 82-year-old mineral water! It tastes just like this, super authentic!"

"Boss, are you fooling us? This is just water, right?" Zheng Wei sneered.

The two Young Ladies were also confused. Ancestral bottled water? Amazing!

Jiang Nan glared, "What? You don't believe me?"

Saying that, he picked up a red brick from the roadside and smashed it hard against his own forehead.

The Young Ladies were so scared their faces turned pale: "Ah!!! He..."

Before she could finish, the red brick "bang" and broke on Jiang Nan's forehead.

Zheng Wei: "..."

Young Ladies: "..."

Are street vendors this desperate nowadays?

"Do you believe it?"

As Jiang Nan spoke, he smashed another red brick. The "bang, bang!" sounds made the onlookers shiver...

"Let me tell you, before I drank Farmer's Three Fists, I could barely get onto the heated brick bed. After drinking it, I can smash red bricks with my head and tear open manhole covers with my hands!"

"So, do you believe it?"

He then took a red brick and smashed it against his own forehead.

Zheng Wei quickly stopped him: "Brother, don't do that... Brother!"

"I'll buy... I'll buy it, alright?"

"How much is it?"

Jiang Nan wiped the brick dust from his forehead and chuckled: "Not expensive! Ten thousand a bottle!"

Zheng Wei almost choked on his own spit!

He exclaimed in shock: "Ten thousand? Your ancestral mineral water is quite pricey!"

Jiang Nan shrugged: "It works wonders!"

The two Young Ladies became interested and urged him on:

"Zheng Wei, just try it! You're not short of ten thousand!"

"Exactly! They're smashing red bricks with their heads, they're working so hard!"

Seeing the expectant looks on the two Young Ladies' faces, Zheng Wei could only agree!

Sigh! I'll just consider it paying to watch a special skill.

Ten thousand was transferred via WeChat.

Jiang Nan quickly called out: "Wait a minute, brother, you still owe me a brick!"

Zheng Wei was stunned: "Didn't you say ten thousand? Why do I still owe you?"

Jiang Nan said matter-of-factly: "Aren't the red bricks money? Five cents for one!"

[Resentment Points from Zheng Wei +666!]

You're charging me for smashing bricks now?

This business deal is flawless!

"You wait and see, if it doesn't work!"

Without another word, under the expectant gaze of the two Young Ladies, Zheng Wei unscrewed the Farmer's Three Fists and chugged it down.

"Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!"

Instantly! A wild surge of energy erupted from his body, causing Zheng Wei's face to turn red!

"Holy crap! Holy crap! It's really working!"

Zheng Wei's eyes were filled with excitement. He was already a Bronze Two-Star Strength-Type Awakener.

With a tenfold boost, his strength reached a terrifying level.

He clenched his fist slightly, and the air actually exploded!

"Boss! It really works! Your ancestral mineral water is awesome!"

With this, tomorrow's team expedition to Lingxu will be even more promising!

Jiang Nan chuckled awkwardly: "Mhm, mhm! As long as it works, that's good. Would I trick you?"

But the two Young Ladies' mouths dropped open!

"Zheng... Zheng Wei! You're bald!"

"You're really bald! Hahahaha, I can't take it anymore, what a shiny bald head!"

"Brighter than a streetlamp!"

The two Young Ladies laughed so hard they clutched their stomachs, tears streaming from their eyes.

Zheng Wei touched his head!

Oh, crap!

The night breeze blew, and it felt chillingly cool!

I'm really bald...

[Resentment Points from Zheng Wei +999!]

[Resentment Points from Zheng Wei...]

The System's Resentment Points refreshed wildly, breaking ten thousand in a short while...

Zheng Wei roared in fury: "Boss, are you kidding me! Where are my hair?!"

Jiang Nan patted Zheng Wei's shoulder: "Oh, brother, don't worry about such minor details!"

Hahaha!

Heaven's way is a cycle!

Who does baldness spare?

"Details? I'll fight you, you bastard!" Zheng Wei's eyes turned red, but he was stopped on the spot by two Young Ladies.

"Aww, being bald looks pretty good too!"

"Besides, she didn't lie to you, Farmer's Three Fists really works..."

"Pfft hahahaha... let me laugh a little longer, I can't take it anymore!"

Jiang Nan winked at the two Young Ladies and smiled, "Now, looking at us, aren't I the more handsome one?"

Young Lady: "Pfft... You're handsome! You're much more handsome!"

"Then let's add each other on WeChat!"

"Okay!"

The three left, leaving Zheng Wei's dejected figure looking desolate.

His shiny bald head reflected the light of the streetlamps, and the two Young Ladies were still laughing uncontrollably...

And just then, a Mercedes-Benz G-Class sped along and stopped at the intersection of the night market.

A girl in a white dress and a sun hat got out of the passenger seat.

She was so beautiful it was unsettling, like a snow lotus blooming under the night sky, her beautiful eyes holding a hint of anxiety.

The driver's seat was occupied by a beauty in a jacket and hot pants, revealing a pair of shapely, long legs.

"Aiya, Ying Xue, don't worry. You've been watching that bald guy's video all day. Is that really the brother you recognized from the orphanage?"

Zhong Yingxue said seriously, "It's definitely him! I won't mistake him."

"Then let's go! What's there to be afraid of? He's definitely still here! I'll go with you to find him!"

Saying that, she slung her arm through Zhong Yingxue's and headed towards the night market.

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