Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions
Chapter 5

Awakened after one punch?

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"This... this is a spitting image of One-Punch Man!"

"What kind of terrifying power is this? Our school's testing machine is a basic model, but it should be able to withstand attacks below Bronze Five-Star, right?"

"Even a Strength-Type Awakener couldn't blast the testing machine away, could they?"

"You guys probably forgot! South God is a Space Element Awakener..."

The entire venue was filled with gasps of cold air. The students in the gymnasium had completely lost it.

Jiang Nan scratched his head. He hadn't expected his full power to send the testing machine flying.

Is the Strength Potion really this terrifying?

Jiang Nan innocently scratched his head again. "Teacher... this, I don't have to pay for this, right?"

[Resentment Points +999 from Li Xiang!]

[Resentment Points +999 from Li Muyan!]

[Resentment Points +999 from Wang Tianyi!]

Pay for it, your sister!

Is that the main point?

Heh heh? Is the principal this resentful?

Could he really make me pay?

The invigilator's eyelids twitched uncontrollably!

He had been watching right beside them. Could this punch really be something a high school student could deliver?

Clearing his throat to cover his embarrassment, he said, "A few students, go and carry the testing machine back!"

"Don't worry, you won't have to pay. It's our school's work that wasn't done properly!"

"Besides, our school should be getting a new testing machine anyway!"

Principal Wang's face turned completely dark.

[Resentment Points +999 from Wang Tianyi!]

Jiang Nan chuckled secretly.

Teacher, please stop talking!

If you keep talking, the principal might get angry with you!

Before long, a few students carried the testing machine back from the sports field.

I once doubted my life. This thing is so heavy.

It must be at least seven or eight hundred pounds!

How did you blast it this far?

The students playing basketball on the field were all stunned!

Who is that God-tier student from Senior Year Three?

He blasted the testing machine all the way from the third-floor gymnasium?

Scared the life out of this baby...

All the teachers and students stared in silence at the testing machine, which looked like it had been hit by an armor-piercing round.

Jiang Nan's punch had completely pierced its heart!

Although the display screen flickered slightly, it was still holding on!

[Black Iron Seven Stars! Attack Power: ∞!]

Jiang Nan's name also shot straight to the top of the leaderboard.

"Hiss! Am I seeing this right? South God's attack power is this terrifying, and he's only Black Iron Seven Stars?"

"Attack Power ∞! Maxed out!"

"Awesome!"

Wang Tianyi looked at the battered testing machine and pretended to be calm. "Hmm... it looks like it's not too badly damaged. It can still be used if repaired!"

As a result...

"Bang!"

The testing machine completed its final mission, emitting a burst of sparks before completely shutting down and becoming scrap...

[Resentment Points +999 from Wang Tianyi!]

What's there to repair?

Principal, is being this thrifty really that good?

Invigilator: "I remember you awakened a Space ability, how come your Strength..."

Jiang Nan said casually: "Ah, ah! I was setting up a stall at the Jiang Nan night market yesterday, and someone punched me. It made me awaken, and I awakened a Strength Element too..."

Invigilator: "???"

Principal: "???"

Li Muyan: "What the hell?"

This excuse was something Jiang Nan had thought of long ago!

"Holy crap! No wonder it looks so familiar, that video that went viral on Weibo yesterday, wasn't that South God beating up a college student with a small stool?"

"It really is him, what the heck? Dual-element awakening?"

"Awakened just by getting punched? Is it that casual..."

Everyone in Spiritual Martial Class One's gazes instantly focused on Li Muyan.

A look of understanding!

So that's what happened!

Yesterday, Jiang Nan had roughed up Li Muyan's boyfriend! This led to that conversation this morning...

The invigilator smiled: "Okay, this is your fortunate encounter. I will report it to the school. Dual-element awakenings are one in ten thousand."

"You will also receive an extra spirit bead every month!"

Jiang Nan's eyes lit up: "Thank you, teacher!"

Jiang Nan, having stepped down from the stage, walked in front of Li Muyan.

With a shy expression, he said: "Later, please tell my Brother Wang thank you at the hospital. If it weren't for him, I really wouldn't have been able to achieve a dual-element awakening!"

Li Muyan gritted her teeth in hatred.

[Resentment Points from Li Muyan +999!]

Being cheeky like this made him very happy!

The surrounding classmates looked at Jiang Nan with even more jealousy.

Awakening dual elements just by being punched?

Are there such good things in the world?

Isn't this idea too brilliant?

Should I also contact Li Muyan's boyfriend?

And try to get punched by him too?

Invigilator: "Alright, next up, Class One's Liu Wuquan!"

"Uh..."

"Students who couldn't be tested will have their monthly exam postponed. Testing will be conducted once the new testing machine is in place!"

He then realized that the testing machine had already been smashed by Jiang Nan's punch. What was there to test now?

[Resentment Points from Invigilator +200!]

[Resentment Points from Liu Wuquan +666!]

The System's Resentment Points list refreshed wildly. The students who couldn't be tested all contributed a wave of resentment points to Jiang Nan!

Jiang Nan felt that his classmates were truly adorable.

If there was a next time, he would definitely reform his ways!

Well...

He would strive to punch and blow up the testing machine as soon as possible!

So cheeky!

The monthly exam was thus brought to an early end by Jiang Nan's punch.

As people were leaving, Li Xiang ran over and said coldly: "Don't celebrate too early. With your trash talent, what's the point of a dual-element awakening?"

"You're only famous for a while. Sooner or later, we'll leave you behind!"

Jiang Nan gestured with his fist: "What's up? Human Excavator! Is your skull harder than the titanium-magnesium alloy testing machine?"

Li Xiang: "..."

[Resentment Points from Li Xiang +888]

"Hmph! We'll see!"

Looking at Li Xiang's retreating back, Jiang Nan was overjoyed.

After Wang Lin, this guy had become his second big Ruyi, providing almost thirty thousand resentment points continuously! He had to nurture this one well!

In the evening after school, Jiang Nan rode his bicycle straight to the Jiangcheng night market!

He was already planning his money-making scheme on the way!

Jiangcheng night market, selling Strength Potions from a street stall!

Upon arriving, Jiang Nan activated his Space Element ability, and a spatial gate suddenly opened beside him.

As a Spirit Warrior of the Space Element, he might not be able to do other things.

But the one advantage was that he could open up an Other Dimension Space to store things.

With Jiang Nan's current strength, he could only open a space about 3 meters square, and it didn't take much effort to maintain it indefinitely.

Many of his stall's goods were stored in the Other Dimension Space!

So convenient!

The square stall cloth was spread on the ground, with socks, underwear, hair ties, and clips neatly arranged.

The only difference was that ten bottles of mineral water had been added to the stall!

The caps were clearly opened, and the labels were torn off.

Four large characters were written crookedly on the bottles with a marker.

"Farmer's Three Fists!"

These were the Strength Potions Jiang Nan had pre-filled!

"Come, come, come, walk around, look around, and see!"

"Socks, underwear, hair ties, clips, cheap prices!"

"Plus ancestral Farmer's Three Fists! It's even a little sweet!"

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