What was Water Release: Water Script Technique?
Was it like the fanfic Josuke had ghostwritten, A Cool Paradise, where the beginning was packed with dialogue—often ten pages of it—or where there was only one picture, and that was the important part?
Of course... not.
Water Script Technique used Chakra to transform water into written characters, hence the name "Water Script."
It wasn't a Ninjutsu invented to pad the word count with the word "water."
Speaking of which...
Josuke's Water Script Technique formed words on the ground.
"Ow, what are you doing~"
Those few words marked six years of Josuke's life. Some old acquaintance had already fallen out of the top tier and off his pedestal.
Of course, none of that had anything to do with the Josuke of today.
A personnel profile:
Uchiha Josuke, sixteen years old. Lives near Orochimaru's base. Unmarried. Works under Orochimaru.
Gets home from work by eight at the latest every day. Doesn't smoke, and only drinks in moderation. Goes to bed at eleven and makes sure to get eight hours of sleep. Before bed, he drinks a glass of warm milk, then does twenty minutes of gentle exercise to warm up before sleeping. He can usually sleep soundly until dawn.
Like a baby, he never carries fatigue or stress over to the next day. Even Orochimaru says he's perfectly normal.
"Hey, Itachi, take a look at this profile. Your little brother sure lives a disciplined life, huh?"
Black Zetsu handed Itachi a Tomato Newspaper.
Itachi took it and glanced over the page without saying anything.
Black Zetsu didn't press the matter. He continued toward their destination with Itachi.
They weren't moving very fast, since they were already close to their destination.
"Are you sure you can recruit Josuke? I don't think he'll just come quietly.