Douluo: Ruo Tuo Save Me

After waking up, he felt excruciating pain on both sides of his cheeks.

He reached up to touch them, and the intense pain nearly made him cry out, "Wah~!"

That guy had no martial virtue at all. He had not even given him time to prepare.

"I, Zheng Taixu, will never rest until one of us is dead... No, with my Soul Elder cultivation, he knocked me unconscious without even summoning his Martial Soul."

"If I rush at him like this, I'll probably get slapped twice more. I don't even know his name... Right! I don't even know what he's called."

Zheng Taixu was twenty-one years old this year, a level 31 Soul Elder. Among ordinary people, he could be considered fairly gifted.

Having just broken through to Soul Elder, he wanted to find somewhere to relax, so he brought his servant to Suotuo City.

The coachman had also woken up. Seeing that his young master seemed to be deep in thought, he ignored the pain in his own face and said:

"Young Master, that guy was completely unreasonable..."

"Enough. On this Douluo Continent, what right or wrong is there? If he's strong, then he's right. It's already fortunate that he didn't kill us."

Zheng Taixu said as he covered his face.

"That makes sense."

The coachman rubbed the few strands of hair on his chin with the hand covering his face and nodded seriously.

"Hmm?"

"Ah? What Young Master said is absolutely right! Young Master's reasoning is wonderful..."

No matter how much armor one wore, flattery could always pierce through. The coachman had actually forgotten to flatter him immediately.

"Young Master, what should we do? That kid didn't even leave his name behind."

Zheng Taixu did not know what to do either. He could not beat the man himself if he wanted revenge.

The other party had not even left a name. What could he possibly do...

To be continued

Some Subsequent Plot Developments

Xiao Wu was gone, and Bibi Dong and Hu Liena would be gone too.

Tang San and Yu Xiaogang were suffering.

Friend Yu Tianheng...

Old friends...

Fine, this was a "villain" novel.

If you don't like it, you can still keep reading.

The Grandmaster Arrived, Then the Grandmaster Was Gone

It was the fourth day Flender had been away from the academy. Awesome!

What could be more comfortable than getting a holiday from studying?

Before dawn today, Yu Xiaogang arrived at Shrek Academy!

Before leaving, Flender had told Li Yusong that his good brother Yu Xiaogang would be coming to the academy to teach in the next few days.

He had asked Li Yusong and the others to help receive him.

There were not many decent sorts among Shrek's teachers. When they were young, they had basically all been "hehehe" monsters.

They knew a little about this "Grandmaster," who was only level 29.

They had all read that book of his about the so-called Ten Core Competencies or whatever. It was not that the book was useless, but after reading it, they felt as if they had not read anything at all.

For example, Spirit Masters had to absorb a Soul Ring every time they reached a major rank in order to break through.

Or that Tool Martial Souls could absorb Soul Rings from beast-type and plant-type soul beasts.

Wasn't that fucking nonsense? Had anyone ever seen a Spirit Master wielding a hammer absorb the Soul Ring of a hammer soul beast?

Still, he was Flender's friend and good brother. They could only keep such thoughts to themselves.

A man who could never break through level 29 for his entire life actually claimed that there were no useless Spirit Masters, only useless people. Hehehe...

It was too hilarious.

If that were really true, Shrek Academy would not have needed to pull tricks to lure these geniuses over. Wouldn't it have been enough to just find a few students with Soul Power?

"Oh my, you must be the Grandmaster! Welcome, welcome."

Li Yusong said to Yu Xiaogang with a smile that did not reach his eyes.

He really wanted to beat this pretentious bastard up right now. Fuck, he was a mighty Soul Emperor, wasn't he? Who was that pose supposed to impress?

Calling him Grandmaster was only giving Flender face. Did he really think he was...

Before dawn, Shao Xin had been preparing to head to the cafeteria to make breakfast. On his way there, he saw this Little Flathead at the entrance of Shrek Academy...

Since he was a Food System Spirit Master, he had gone to call Li Yusong and Lu Qibin over as well...

Grandmaster Yu Xiaogang stood with his hands behind his back, Little Flathead tilted his head up at a forty-five-degree angle toward the sky, his nostrils pointed at Li Yusong.

After hearing Li Yusong's words, he nodded slightly. Then he glanced at Li Yusong, as well as Lu Qibin and Shao Xin behind him.

"Why hasn't Flender come out to see me?"

He had agreed to come to Shrek Academy, yet Flender had sent a few crooked melons and cracked dates to receive him. What did Flender mean by this?

Li Yusong and the other two: ...

Who the fuck did he think he was? Why should Flender come out to see him!

The three exchanged glances. They were all old hands with decades of experience and instantly understood each other's intentions.

"The Dean took the students out to hunt for Soul Rings. He isn't at the academy."

Li Yusong replied.

"Why didn't you go? Why did the Dean have to do it himself? What is Shrek Academy keeping useless people like you around for? Hmph! Take me to my dormitory..."

After hearing that, Li Yusong's smile widened, and the other two likewise revealed smiles from the bottom of their hearts.

Li Yusong did not waste words. He led Yu Xiaogang toward the most remote dormitory in Shrek Academy.

A dormitory had originally been prepared for Yu Xiaogang, but Li Yusong had given it to Zhong Li.

As for the most remote dormitory in Shrek Academy, it had originally been a storage room. After tidying it up, it was still livable.

After bringing Yu Xiaogang to the storage room, Li Yusong said to him "enthusiastically":

"Grandmaster, if you need anything in the academy, remember to come find me. Although I, Li Yusong, am old and useless now, handling a few small matters is still no problem..."

Before Yu Xiaogang could reply, Li Yusong continued:

"Grandmaster, you must be hungry. Tidy up your room first. I'll go to the cafeteria and get you a meal."

With that said.

Li Yusong walked toward the cafeteria, looking as if he had truly become old, "trembling and tottering" all the way.

"Hmph, at least he has some self-awareness. I really don't know why Flender keeps all these idle people around!"

Yu Xiaogang snorted coldly in dissatisfaction. After Tang San broke through level 30, his former confidence had returned.

Tang San was his direct disciple! If teaching a twelve-year-old Soul Elder did not prove that Yu Xiaogang was amazing, then what did?

Of course it did. After Tang San's group defeated the Imperial Fighting Team, he had even gone to show off in front of his nephew!

His nephew Yu Tianheng had never looked down on him. Instead, he remembered how kind this uncle had once been to him... With such an obedient nephew, how could Yu Xiaogang bring himself to act against him...

After seeing Li Yusong walk away, Yu Xiaogang prepared to open the "storage room" and see what kind of room Flender had prepared for him.

But the moment he opened the door, the dust that hit him in the face forced him to retreat two steps.

"This..."

Before he could say anything, he felt a chill down his back. The pain in his head instantly made him lose consciousness, and he collapsed to the ground.

"Hehehe! In all my years, I've never suffered such humiliation! Qibin, should we wait until Shao Xin brings the food over and beat him together?"

Li Yusong, who had not been gone long, stood behind Yu Xiaogang with the Dragon Pattern Stick in hand and spoke to Lu Qibin beside him.

They could not truly beat Yu Xiaogang to death, since he was Flender's friend. But teaching him a lesson was necessary.

"Let's wait for him. This bastard is really fucking impressive. Two Soul Emperors and one Food System Soul Sage came to receive him, and he still kept fucking yapping. Does he really think he's a Title Douluo? Back in the day, I would've killed him on the spot and fed him to the dogs!"

Few Spirit Masters truly had good tempers. The stronger the Spirit Master, the less likely they were to use their brains to solve problems. The purpose of cultivation...

Not long after, Shao Xin came running over with a boxed meal. Although he was a Food System Soul Sage, his speed was not slow with his powerful Soul Power.

"Oh? You were waiting for me?"

Seeing that the two had not made a move yet, Shao Xin roughly understood. They were waiting for him to vent together.

"Hehehe..."

Shao Xin did not waste words. He set the lunch box in his hand on the ground and prepared to act.

Why was there a "lunch box"?

It was Li Yusong's alibi! He had tottered off to get food, Shao Xin was in charge of the cafeteria, and Lu Qibin was helping out... (can't write more)

Now that everyone had arrived, Li Yusong even put a black sack over Yu Xiaogang.

So that he would not suddenly wake up while getting beaten...

"Hehehe..."

This beating might not leave Yu Xiaogang bedridden for several months, but it would at least keep him in bed for ten days to half a month.

Even if Shao Xin was a Food System Soul Sage and strength was not his specialty, that was a man's weak spot!

"Ah..."

The intense pain woke Grandmaster Yu Xiaogang. But the pain from that area made him faint again the moment he woke up.

"Fuck, I never knew you were this ruthless!"

Li Yusong and Lu Qibin stared with their eyes wide open. You really could not judge a person by appearance!

Shao Xin, who had always been the nice guy, had actually started with the harshest move.

"Hehehe..."

Shao Xin smiled without speaking, then kicked that area again.

Seeing that Shao Xin was getting addicted to kicking, Li Yusong and Lu Qibin stopped watching and began kicking as well...

"Ah..."

"Save..."

"Please..."

To be continued

Grandmaster! What Happened to You?

A person should not be too arrogant, and they should know their limits in all things.

One should follow the rules and understand proper manners.

How could Yu Xiaogang understand such principles? The three beat him for a full quarter of an hour before finally stopping.

"Pah, what trash. He dared to insult us."

Li Yusong spat at Yu Xiaogang, who lay on the ground with his fate unknown. If Yu Xiaogang had been even slightly normal, they would not have resorted to such underhanded methods.

They had given him plenty of face. Every teacher still at Shrek Academy had gone to receive him.

Yet this bastard refused to accept their goodwill. He had no one to blame but himself.

"Pah, what kind of bullshit Grandmaster. If it weren't for Flender's sake, what the hell are you?"

Lu Qibin spat at Yu Xiaogang as well. Even after beating him, he was still not satisfied and continued cursing.