My Girlfriend Is an UP Creator
Chapter 49

A Two-Dimensional Beautiful Girl Should Wear Frieza's Clothes to Play the Piano

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"Ready?"

"Okay, let's start."

Jiang Qiuyi walked into her room and closed the door.

Si Jiao Ji, Dao Dao Zi, and Rabbit stood in the hallway outside the elevator. The cameraman, acting as a tool, stood to the side, aiming the lens at the three of them and Jiang Qiuyi's doorframe.

Chen Wen stood at the entrance to his own room, observing their filming process from the side.

"Okay, we're here. Is this the 'beautiful girl's' house?" Dao Dao Zi, with messy mushroom-shaped hair, asked in an exaggerated tone.

"Look, there's a Pao Jie sticker on the door. As expected from an old Bilibili otaku," Rabbit, who was eating meat, clapped his hands and commented.

"Oh my, a beautiful otaku girl. Come, come, knock on the door first," Si Jiao Ji, holding a pig's head, stepped forward to knock.

Knock, knock, knock.

The door opened. "Frieza," wearing sunglasses, stood at the door with arms crossed, looking down at the three of them.

Rabbit instinctively grabbed the doorknob and closed the door again.

"Did I see that wrong? Was that a person just now?" Dao Dao Zi hugged himself and retreated to a corner, trembling.

"Did we go to the wrong place?" Rabbit asked, scratching his head.

Si Jiao Ji spread her hands. "No, we didn't. She's always like this."

"What?" Dao Dao Zi exclaimed in surprise. "Didn't you say she was a beautiful otaku girl who plays the piano before we came?"

"That's right." Si Jiao Ji looked as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. "Isn't a beautiful otaku girl supposed to wear a Frieza costume while playing the piano?"

"That works too?" Rabbit was speechless and chuckled.

"Come, come, knock again."

The door was opened again. After exchanging greetings, they entered Jiang Qiuyi's room, with the cameraman following.

Chen Wen followed behind, observing the entire process from a blind spot of the camera.

The group bantered back and forth in front of the camera, which was quite amusing.

Perhaps because Jiang Qiuyi was wearing sunglasses, her nervousness was not apparent.

As soon as the three entered the room, they immediately transformed into three lunatics. They would exclaim "Wow~" at everything they saw and then shout, "Is this the beautiful girl's [item]?!"

Jiang Qiuyi stood by, making a disgusted face.

Of course, most of this was pre-arranged.

They could improvise their lines, but the video style had definitely been discussed with Jiang Qiuyi beforehand.

Otherwise, the exaggerated style of these three might have genuinely scared the young girl.

Soon, the initial part was filmed. Jiang Qiuyi then walked into the bedroom holding the pig-head cosplay costume of Hashibira Inosuke from Demon Slayer.

Chen Wen, as half the owner of the house, invited the four of them to rest on the sofa.

"So Qiuqiu really found someone," Dao Dao Zi said with surprise. "How long have you two been together?"

"We got together on May 20th this year," Chen Wen answered honestly.

"Did you two live opposite each other all along?" Rabbit, with a square face, asked curiously.

"We just moved out from school this semester."

"And you happened to move in opposite each other?"

"No, our parents know each other. We looked at apartments together."

"..."

The four of them chatted about many things, mostly revolving around Chen Wen and Jiang Qiuyi, or discussing interesting things on Bilibili.

With Si Jiao Ji and Rabbit, who were good at talking, present, the atmosphere was quite lively.

Dao Dao Zi, unlike his outgoing personality in his videos, was a bit introverted in private.

"I watched Gu Wen's video. One word: awesome," Rabbit said, giving a thumbs-up.

"What are you working on now?" Dao Dao Zi asked curiously.

"Mm," Chen Wen nodded. "I'm making Demon Blade Thousand Blades."

"The one from Scissor Seven?"

"Yeah."

"Holy crap, that's amazing!" Dao Dao Zi's eyes lit up. "Are you making it at your place, or do you have a studio elsewhere?"

"It's in my room. I have a dedicated crafting room."

"Can I see it later?"

"Of course."

Si Jiao Ji, who had been looking at her watch, suggested, "Why don't we order takeout and eat here first, then go to Zhi Zhi Miao's place after?"

"Sure," Jiang Qiuyi said, walking out of the bedroom with the pig head. "Let's order takeout first. It should arrive by the time we finish filming."

Everyone turned to look. Jiang Qiuyi was wearing a revealing latex suit on her upper body and pigskin shorts on her bottom. To top it off, she had a Frieza mask on her head, eliciting stifled laughter from the group.

"Hurry up and order takeout," Jiang Qiuyi said, walking over to Chen Wen and playfully patting his butt with the pig's head. "I want the spicy chicken set."

Chen Wen pulled out his phone, and the others followed suit, each taking out their phones to order food.

Once that was settled, filming resumed.

Jiang Qiuyi put on the pig head mask and walked into the camera's range, carrying a Nichirin Blade.

The trio tilted their heads back, exclaiming in surprise.

"Is this really Qiuqiu?" Rabbit asked, stroking his chin in disbelief.

"I can't tell..." Dao Dao Zi leaned in for a closer look. "I'd believe you if you said it was Chen Rui."

"Don't talk nonsense!" Si Jiao Ji slapped him. "We still need this video to pass review!"

"Hahaha!" Rabbit burst out laughing and gestured to Jiang Qiuyi. "Come on, say something so we can hear you?"

Jiang Qiuyi didn't speak, silently watching the three of them while holding her sword.

"It's not important, not important. Let me do a dramatic slow-motion shot first~" Si Jiao Ji pulled out a camera they carried and struck several exaggerated poses.

In reality, the dramatic slow-motion shots were all handled by their dedicated cameraman.

After this segment was filmed, they continued with the original plot.

"The way she looks, the audience might think we're tricking them," Dao Dao Zi said. "We need to find a way to prove it."

Rabbit clapped his hands. "How about a talent show? Didn't you say she was a cute anime girl who can play the piano?"

"That's a good idea," Si Jiao Ji nodded repeatedly.

So, the group moved to the piano room.

Jiang Qiuyi sat down at the piano. Because she was wearing the pig mask, she could only see through the nostrils of the mask. This vantage point didn't allow her to see the keys, so she had to play by ear.

The next moment, the "Black People Carrying Coffins" music started playing.

Upon hearing the music, the trio immediately began dancing chaotically, like three zombies having epileptic seizures.

Once the song was finished and the prank was complete, everyone returned to the living room.

Jiang Qiuyi took off the pig mask, revealing that she was still wearing sunglasses and the Frieza mask underneath.

"Now we need to go to the next beautiful girl's house and we need an outfit from you. What do you say?" Si Jiao Ji asked.

"What do you want to take?" Jiang Qiuyi asked, crossing her arms.

Dao Dao Zi, standing nearby, raised his hand. "How about that Frieza one you're wearing?"

Hearing this, Jiang Qiuyi immediately hugged herself and stepped back defensively. "This is my skin, not an outfit."

"We'll give you this pig skin, and you give us that skin you're wearing. Skin for skin," Si Jiao Ji suggested.

"Fine," Jiang Qiuyi reluctantly agreed.

"How about this," Rabbit suggested with a smile. "If this video gets over 200,000 likes, Qiuqiu will wear this pigskin and play the theme song from Demon Slayer, how about that?"

Jiang Qiuyi spread her hands and tilted her head, a question mark appearing on her forehead.

"Oh, yes, yes!" Dao Dao Zi egged her on from the side.

Si Jiao Ji pretended not to see Jiang Qiuyi's reaction and waved her hand. "Great, great, she agrees."

"OK, OK, let's go to Zhi Zhi Miao's house."

Filming concluded.

[Pu Jie Ri Ji]: You can search for "Yi Yi Huan Yi" on a certain website to find related videos. There were originally two parts, but I plan to combine them into one.

Recently, I've received some suggestions and comments from readers. For those who are sincere and have well-reasoned points, I'm happy to discuss them.

For comments that are illogical or just venting, I'll offer a brief explanation at most and won't engage further.

If anyone resorts to foul language, I welcome you to be banned and have your posts deleted at any time.

Additionally, according to research, frequently being mocked for being "short and weak" can easily cause psychological trauma to the person involved and even directly affect their abilities.

So please, don't call me short anymore. Otherwise, it will only get shorter. (╥_╥)

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