My Girlfriend Is an UP Creator
Chapter 49

An Anime Girl Should Wear Frieza's Clothes While Playing the Piano

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"Ready?"

"OK, let's begin."

Jiang Qiuyi walked into her room and closed the door.

Si Jiao Ji, Dao Ye, and Rabbit stood in the hallway outside the elevator, while the cameraman stood beside them, aiming the camera at the three of them and Jiang Qiuyi's doorway.

Chen Wen stood at the entrance of his own room, observing their filming process from the side.

"OK, we're here. Is this the doorstep of an anime girl's home?" Dao Dao Zi, with his messy mushroom haircut, asked in an exaggerated tone.

"Look, there's even a Pao Jie design pasted on the door. She really is an old-school Bilibili anime fan." Chi Hun De Tu Zi clapped as he commented.

"Ah, an anime girl. Come on, come on, knock first, knock first." Si Jiao Ji hugged a pig head in her arms and stepped forward to knock.

Knock, knock, knock.

The door opened. "Frieza," wearing sunglasses, stood in the doorway with her arms folded, looking down at the three of them.

Chi Hun De Tu Zi instinctively grabbed the doorknob and shut the door again.

"Did I see that wrong? Was that a person just now?" Dao Dao Zi folded his arms and shrank into the corner, trembling.

"Did we come to the wrong place?" Rabbit scratched his head and asked.

Si Jiao Ji spread her hands. "No, we didn't. She's normally like this."

"What?" Dao Dao Zi jolted in surprise. "Didn't you say before we came that she was an anime girl who played the piano?"

"Yeah." Si Jiao Ji looked completely matter-of-fact. "Shouldn't an anime girl be wearing Frieza's clothes while playing the piano?"

"That works too?" Rabbit laughed helplessly.

"Come on, come on. Knock again."

The door opened again. After exchanging greetings, they walked into Jiang Qiuyi's home, with the cameraman following behind.

Chen Wen followed them in, observing the entire process from outside the camera's view.

The group tossed jokes back and forth in front of the camera, and it was quite entertaining.

Perhaps because she was wearing sunglasses, Jiang Qiuyi's nervousness wasn't visible either.

The moment the three entered the apartment, they instantly turned into three lunatics. Every time they saw something, they would go "Wow~" before shouting, "Is this an anime girl's xxx?!"

Jiang Qiuyi stood nearby with a look of disdain.

Of course, most of it had been arranged beforehand.

The lines were improvised, but the video's style had definitely been discussed with Jiang Qiuyi in advance.

Otherwise, the exaggerated style of these three could really have frightened a young girl.

Soon, they finished filming the opening portion. Jiang Qiuyi then took the pig-head cosplay costume of Hashibira Inosuke from Demon Slayer and walked into the bedroom.

As half the owner of the apartment, Chen Wen invited the four of them to rest on the sofa.

"So Qiuyi really did get a boyfriend." Dao Dao Zi looked amazed. "How long have you two been together?"

"We got together on May 20th this year," Chen Wen answered honestly.

"You two had always lived across from each other?" Rabbit, with his square face, asked curiously.

"We only moved out of school this semester."

"And happened to live opposite each other?"

"No. Our parents know each other, and we looked at apartments together."

"..."

The four of them chatted quite a bit, mostly about Chen Wen and Jiang Qiuyi, or amusing things from Bilibili.

With Si Jiao Ji and Rabbit, both good talkers, around, the atmosphere was lively.

Dao Dao Zi was rather different from his outgoing persona in his videos. Privately, he was a little introverted.

"I watched Gu Wen's video. One word: awesome." Rabbit gave him a thumbs-up.

"Are you working on anything now?" Dao Dao Zi asked curiously.

"Yeah." Chen Wen nodded. "I'm making Demon Blade Thousand Blades."

"The one from Scissor Seven?"

"Yeah."

"Damn, that's awesome!" Dao Dao Zi's eyes lit up. "Are you making it over at your place, or do you have a studio somewhere outside?"

"Right in my room. I have a dedicated craft room."

"Can we go have a look later?"

"Of course."

Si Jiao Ji, beside them, lowered her head to check the time and suggested, "How about we order takeout and eat here first? After we finish eating, we can head over to Zhi Zhi Miao's place."

"Sure." Jiang Qiuyi walked out of the bedroom holding the pig head. "Let's order first. By the time we finish filming, it should be delivered."

Everyone turned to look. Jiang Qiuyi was now wearing a revealing rubber bodysuit on top and pigskin shorts below, yet she still had Frieza's skin on her head. They couldn't help suppressing their laughter.

"Order already." Jiang Qiuyi came to Chen Wen's side and smacked his butt with the pig head. "I want the spicy chicken set meal."

Chen Wen pulled out his phone, and the others each took out their phones to order takeout as well.

Once that was settled, filming continued.

Jiang Qiuyi put on the pig-head mask, hoisted the Nichirin Blade over her shoulder, and entered the camera's frame.

The trio leaned their heads back and gasped in amazement.

"Is that really Qiuyi?" Rabbit stroked his chin in disbelief.

"I can't tell..." Dao Dao Zi leaned closer to inspect her. "If you told me she was Chen Rui, I'd believe it."

"Don't talk nonsense!" Si Jiao Ji slapped him. "This video still has to pass review!"

"Hahaha!" Rabbit burst out laughing and gestured at Jiang Qiuyi. "Come on, say something?"

Jiang Qiuyi said nothing. With the sword on her shoulder, she silently watched the three of them.

"Not important, not important. Let me get a dramatic slow-motion shot first~" Si Jiao Ji pulled out the camera he carried around and struck several extremely exaggerated photography poses.

But in reality, the dramatic slow-motion footage was all handled by the cameraman.

After filming that segment, they continued with the previous scene.

"With her looking like this, viewers might think we're tricking them," Dao Dao Zi said. "We need to think of some way to prove it."

Rabbit clapped his hands. "How about a talent show? Didn't you say she was an anime girl who could play the piano?"

"That could work." Si Jiao Ji nodded repeatedly.

Thus, the group moved on to the piano room.

Jiang Qiuyi sat before the piano. Since she was wearing the pig head, she could only see through the nostrils of the mask. She couldn't see the keys from that angle, so she could only play blind.

The next moment, the "coffin dance" music started playing.

The moment the trio heard the music, they immediately began dancing without any rhythm or structure, looking like three zombies having epileptic seizures.

After the song ended and the gag was finished, everyone returned to the living room.

Jiang Qiuyi removed the pig head, revealing that she was still wearing sunglasses and Frieza's headpiece underneath.

"Now we're going to the next anime girl's house, so we need to take an outfit from you. What do you think?" Si Jiao Ji asked.

"What do you want to take?" Jiang Qiuyi asked with her arms folded.

Dao Dao Zi beside her raised his hand. "How about the Frieza one you're wearing?"

The moment Jiang Qiuyi heard that, she immediately folded her arms and backed away warily. "This is my skin, not clothes."

"We'll give you this pig skin in exchange for the skin you're wearing. Skin for skin," Si Jiao Ji suggested.

"Fine." Jiang Qiuyi nodded reluctantly.

"How about this?" Rabbit suggested with a smile. "If this video gets more than 200,000 likes, Qiuyi will wear this pig skin and play a Demon Slayer theme song. How about that?"

Jiang Qiuyi spread her hands and tilted her head, a question mark appearing on her forehead.

"Hey, that works!" Dao Dao Zi egged her on from the side.

Pretending not to see Jiang Qiuyi's reaction, Si Jiao Ji waved his hand. "Very good, very good. She agreed."

"OK, OK. Let's go to Zhi Zhi Miao's house."

Filming ended.

[Pu Jie Ri Ji]: Search "Yi Yi Huan Yi" on the site for the related videos. There are two episodes in total, and I'm planning to combine them directly into one.

Recently, I've received some suggestions and comments from readers. If they're sincere and well-reasoned, I'm more than happy to discuss them.

If they're illogical garbage meant only to vent, I'll at most reply once with an explanation. I won't keep arguing.

If anyone starts swearing, they're welcome to be muted and have their posts deleted at any time.

Also, research has shown that being mocked too often for being short and weak can easily leave psychological scars on the victim, even directly affecting personal ability.

So please stop saying I'm short. The more you say it, the shorter it'll get. (╥_╥)

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