What's Wrong with Never Waking from a Beautiful Dream?

"Let's skip barbecue and sukiyaki. Eating that stuff all the time isn't good for you."

Uchiha Mai shook his head. "How about ramen?

"There's a place called Ichiraku Ramen in the shopping district. I hear it's good. Minato-sensei and Kushina are regulars there."

That was right. After years in the world of Naruto, Uchiha Mai still hadn't visited Ichiraku Ramen.

You couldn't call yourself a hero without visiting the Great Wall, or a protagonist without eating at Ichiraku Ramen. He had to go.

"A ramen shop?"

Tsunade frowned. How was she supposed to make the redheaded brat splurge on commoner food?

But ramen might be fine. The redheaded brat kept winning her money, but he certainly wasn't stingy. He spent plenty on meals and gifts for her.

Of course, he could win back months' worth of spending in a single card game.

"So you really do want ramen. Very well, this princess will deign to go with you.

"But I'm warning you, I have a big appetite. I'm eating four bowls—no, eight bowls of ramen! And keep the sake coming."

Tsunade made her grand declaration.

"Whatever you like." Uchiha Mai smiled.

With lunch settled, the two got ready and set out.

In the anime, Tsunade wore the same outfit year after year, hardly ever changing it. That was just to make Kishimoto's drawings easier.

In reality, that was naturally impossible.

As a shut-in who rarely went on missions and a woman who cared about her appearance, Tsunade did own a few outfits.

Tsunade changed into spring clothes and walked through Konoha beside Uchiha Mai, who wore a purple kimono. They basked in the spring sunshine.

Uchiha Mai's purple kimono had been tailored after Takasugi Shinsuke's outfit in Gintama. (As pictured.)

Now that his main fighting style had shifted from Nintaijutsu