Primordial World: Marrying the Eldest Princess, the Jade Emperor Went Mad!

Primordial World: Married the Eldest Princess, the Jade Emperor has gone mad! Author: Fake Daoist

Chen Fan transmigrated to a terrifying Primordial World where Grand Unity beings walked everywhere and Golden Immortals were less valuable than dogs.

Chen Fan just wanted a hundred acres of fertile land, three spacious houses, to marry a beautiful wife, and raise children.

To live a simple and happy life was enough.

But why the hell was his wife the Eldest Princess of the Heavenly Court?

"Wife, how about we get a divorce? The Heavenly Law stipulates that Immortals cannot privately marry Mortals.

But it doesn't say Immortals can't be friends with Mortals, or sleep with Mortals!"

Chen Fan looked at his beautiful wife beside him and said timidly.

The Eldest Princess looked up speechlessly, only to see layers upon layers of Golden Wheels of Merit above Chen Fan's head, his destiny soaring to the heavens. He clenched his fist and smiled.

"Husband, think it over carefully before you speak!"

The Second Princess, squatting nearby, rolled her eyes and muttered to herself.

'What the hell is going on!

The Four Heavenly Kings were swept away by a void storm, their fates unknown.

The Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King's pagoda malfunctioned, and he was nearly killed by Nezha.

The Nine Luminaries Star Lord's natal star went berserk, causing him to fall into madness.

And then there were the Twenty-Eight Mansions, Thunder, Fire, Dou, Plague...'

The Jade Emperor looked at his dwindling subordinates and was on the verge of a breakdown!

"What a sin!"

Chapter 1: Ah Fan, look, a beauty!

"Ah Fan, you managed to dodge the single tax this year by being born late in the month.

But next year, you won't be able to dodge it. I say, what's wrong with Cuihua? You just refuse to agree!"

Outside Qingshi Town, at a herbal tea stall, a dark-skinned, burly young man complained.

Opposite the burly young man, another young man with fair skin, dressed in a long-sleeved linen robe, rolled his eyes.

The fair-skinned youth put down his herbal tea and slammed the table, gritting his teeth.

"Dazhuang, you know nothing! Cuihua is only fourteen years old!

This is a crime, a crime!"

The fair-skinned youth was named Chen Fan, and he was a transmigrator.

Yes, the kind without any cheat systems.

If he hadn't known a few characters and been taken in by the Village Chief of Zhao Family Village.

Chen Fan would probably have starved to death within days of arriving.

Now, he taught students to write in Zhao Family Village and did odd jobs to get by.

Dazhuang rolled his eyes without any surprise at Chen Fan's idiotic behavior.

The villagers of Zhao Family Village were long accustomed to Chen Fan's occasional fits of madness.

Many people speculated that Chen Fan's brain had been damaged during his exile.

"What crime? Even the County Magistrate hasn't said it's a crime.

Weren't my second sister-in-law and second brother married when they were fourteen!"

Dazhuang thought Chen Fan's brain was indeed problematic. Cuihua was so beautiful.

If Cuihua's family didn't look down on him, he would have asked his mother to propose marriage long ago!

Although Cuihua's family also looked down on Chen Fan, a refugee.

It couldn't be helped that Chen Fan was handsome!

Which young woman or married woman in the village didn't drool over this guy?

"You're a refugee who's settled here. Your birth month is whatever you say it is.

But next year, you'll be over a year older, and the single tax is one hundred copper coins!"

Dazhuang kindly reminded him, gulping down the hot tea in his bowl.

The single tax wasn't a one-time fee.

As long as you reached the age, the tax increased year by year.

Chen Fan was also lazy, and the land he reclaimed didn't yield much.

It was only because Chen Fan had a quick mind and could earn some extra money that he hadn't starved to death.

"Don't worry, money is easy to earn!"

Chen Fan's eyes flickered. He had been in this world for almost two years.

Chen Fan hadn't wasted the past two years.

The opportunity Chen Fan had been waiting for had finally arrived.

Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Shimin, had launched the Xuanwu Gate Incident and ascended the throne, proclaiming it to the world.

Chen Fan no longer had to worry about sticking his neck out and getting caught in the struggle for the throne.

After all, this world was far from simple.

Take Dazhuang, who was standing in front of Chen Fan. He could lift a thousand-pound boulder and was incredibly strong.

But damn it, in this world, the guy was just a slightly stronger villager.

One could only imagine the power of figures like Qin Qiong and Cheng Yaojin.

If his scrawny arms and legs got involved, he'd probably be ground into dust.

Dazhuang scoffed at Chen Fan's bragging and turned to look at the roadside.

"You're just bragging... Holy crap, Ah Fan, look at the beauties!"

Dazhuang was halfway through his complaint when his eyes suddenly lit up, and he waved Chen Fan over.

Pulled from his thoughts by Dazhuang, Chen Fan let out a cold, disdainful laugh.

He'd seen countless films and had an endless stream of beauties on Douyin.

What kind of beauty hadn't he seen?

A bumpkin like you could only appreciate Cuihua.

Chen Fan casually turned his head and looked into the distance.

He saw two beautiful women approaching from the direction of Qingshi Town.

The one on the left was charming and lovely, her delicate eyebrows framing lively eyes that seemed to speak.

The one on the right wore a green silk dress, her face like jade, a picture of icy beauty.

One was lively and spirited, the other exuded a chilling aura.

Their temperaments, which should have clashed, blended harmoniously on them.

It was like a beautiful scene of ice and fire merging, appearing before everyone's eyes.

"Holy crap, Dazhuang, I was wrong. I shouldn't have doubted your taste!"

The appearance of those two women, even with Chen Fan's experience of seeing countless beauties in his past life, could only find three or five others comparable to them.

"Wait, among the people following those two beauties, isn't that One-Eyed Wolf!"

Chen Fan, having experienced the tutelage of many "teachers," quickly broke free from the allure of beauty.

He then frowned and looked at the five men following the two women.

The leader had only one eye.

It was the notorious local thug leader of Qingshi Town, One-Eyed Wolf, known for his fierceness and cunning!

But at that moment, his single remaining eye was filled with greed and lust.

"Two beautiful ladies, where are you headed!"

Seeing that there were few people around, One-Eyed Wolf immediately called out to his subordinates.

Two stayed behind, while the other two, with One-Eyed Wolf accelerating, blocked the path of the two women.

The Woman in Green's expression grew colder, and she raised her hand, but the Woman in Purple stopped her.

The Woman in Purple's eyes flashed with excitement.

Then she quickly disappeared, clutching her chest and exclaiming in feigned panic.