Ah Fan, Look! A Beauty!

The Primordial World: I Married the Eldest Princess, and the Jade Emperor Went Mad! Author: Fake Daoist

Chen Fan had transmigrated into the terrifying Primordial World, where Great Luos were everywhere and Golden Immortals were worth less than dogs.

All Chen wanted was a hundred mu of good farmland, a three-room mansion, a beautiful wife, and children to raise.

A happy, fulfilling life of ordinary simplicity was all he needed.

But why the hell was his wife the Eldest Princess of the Heavenly Court?

"Wifey, why don't we get a divorce? The Heavenly Laws say immortals can't secretly marry mortals.

But they don't say immortals can't be friends with mortals or sleep with them!"

Chen Fan glanced at his lovely wife beside him and spoke timidly.

The Eldest Princess looked up speechlessly. Chen Fan's head was wreathed in layer upon layer of Golden Wheels of Merit, his fortune soared into the heavens, and he grinned with a clenched fist.

"Husband, you'd better think carefully before you say that!"

The Second Princess, crouching nearby, rolled her eyes and muttered to herself.

Go fight them? Give me a break!

The Four Heavenly Kings had been swept away by a spatial storm, their fates unknown.

The Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King's pagoda had malfunctioned, nearly getting him stabbed to death by Nezha.

The Nine Luminaries Star Lord's natal star had gone berserk, sending him into cultivation deviation.

And the Twenty-Eight Mansions, Thunder, Fire, Dou, Plague...

Looking at the few subordinates he had left, the Jade Emperor nearly broke down!

"What a disaster!"

Chapter 1: Ah Fan, Look! A Beauty!

"Ah Fan, you used your young age to dodge this year's Bachelor Tax for now.

But you won't be able to avoid it next year. If you ask me, what's so bad about Cuihua? Why are you so dead set against her?"

At a roadside tea stall outside Qingshi Town, a burly young man with a dark complexion grumbled.

Across from him, another young man, fair-skinned and dressed in a long-sleeved hemp robe, rolled his eyes.

The fair-skinned young man set down his cup of tea and slapped the table, gritting his teeth.

"Dazhuang, what the hell do you know? Cuihua's only fourteen!

That's a crime, a crime!"

The fair-skinned young man was named Chen Fan. He was a transmigrator.

Yeah, the kind without a cheat.

If he hadn't known a few characters and been taken in by the Zhao Family Village chief, Chen Fan would probably have starved to death just a few days after transmigrating.

Now he taught the children in Zhao Family Village to write, doing odd jobs on the side to get by.

Faced with Chen Fan's crazed antics, Dazhuang merely rolled his eyes, not at all surprised.

The villagers of Zhao Family Village had long grown used to Chen Fan's occasional bouts of madness.

Many suspected that Chen Fan had taken a blow to the head while fleeing.

"What crime? The County Magistrate never said it was a crime.

My second brother and his wife were both fourteen when they got married!"

Dazhuang thought Chen Fan had something wrong with his head. Cuihua was so pretty.

If her family hadn't looked down on him, he would've already asked his mother to go propose!

Though Cuihua's family looked down on Chen Fan, too, since he was a refugee.

But Chen Fan was so handsome!

Which young woman or newlywed in the village didn't drool over the guy?

"You registered as a refugee, so you got to choose your birth month yourself.

But next year, you'll be a year too old. The Bachelor Tax is a hundred copper coins!"

Dazhuang kindly reminded him, then drained his hot tea in one gulp.

The Bachelor Tax wasn't a one-time fee.

Once you were past the age limit, the tax went up every year.

Chen Fan was a lazybones, too, and the land he cleared barely yielded anything.

It was only thanks to his quick wits and knack for finding odd jobs that he didn't starve to death.

"Don't worry. Money's easy enough to make!"

Chen Fan's eyes flickered. He had been in this world for almost two years.

He hadn't spent those two years doing nothing.

The moment Chen Fan had been waiting for had finally arrived.

Emperor Taizong of Tang Li Shimin had launched the Xuanwu Gate Incident, ascended the throne, and proclaimed it to the world.

Chen Fan no longer had to worry about attracting attention and getting caught up in a struggle for the throne.

After all, this world was no ordinary place.

Take Dazhuang sitting in front of him. He could lift a thousand-jin boulder and possessed incredible strength.

And yet, in this world, the guy was just a particularly strong villager.

One could imagine the kind of immense power Qin Qiong and Cheng Yaojin possessed.

If a weakling like Chen Fan got dragged into it, he'd probably die without even leaving a body behind.

Dazhuang scoffed at Chen Fan's boast and turned to look at the roadside.

"Sure, keep bragging... Holy shit, Ah Fan, look! A beauty!"

Dazhuang was halfway through mocking him when his eyes suddenly lit up. He waved Chen Fan over.

Pulled out of his thoughts, Chen Fan gave a disdainful smirk.

He'd seen countless beauties in videos, and Douyin was full of them.

What kind of beauty hadn't he seen?

A country bumpkin like you could only appreciate someone like Cuihua.

Chen Fan turned his head toward the distance, completely unconcerned.

Two beauties were walking over from the direction of Qingshi Town.

The one on the left was charming and lively, her bright eyes beneath willow-leaf brows seeming almost to speak.

The one on the right wore green silk robes and had a face as cold and smooth as ice. She was the very picture of an ice beauty.

One was lively and spirited, the other radiated icy coldness.

Their temperaments should have clashed, but on the two of them, they blended together perfectly.

It was as if a beautiful scene of ice and fire intertwined had appeared before everyone's eyes.

"Holy shit, Dazhuang, I was wrong. I shouldn't have doubted your taste!"

Even with all the beauties Chen Fan had seen in his previous life, he couldn't name more than three or five who could rival these two.

"Wait, isn't that One-Eyed Wolf following those two beauties?"

Chen Fan had been through plenty of teachers' lessons, after all. He quickly pulled himself free of their beauty.

Then he frowned and looked at the five men following the women.

The leader had only one eye.

He was none other than One-Eyed Wolf, the notorious and ruthless local thug of Qingshi Town!

But right now, his one remaining eye was full of greed and lust.

"Where are you two beauties headed?"

Seeing that there were few people around, One-Eyed Wolf immediately signaled to his four lackeys.

Two of them stayed behind, while the other two followed One-Eyed Wolf as he picked up the pace and blocked the women's path.

The Woman in Green's expression grew even colder. She raised her hand, but the Woman in Purple stopped her.

The Woman in Purple's eyes gleamed with excitement.

Then the excitement vanished in an instant. Clutching her chest, she cried out in alarm.