Primordial Chaos: Marrying the Eldest Princess, Jade Emperor Goes Mad!
Chapter 11

Primordial World: Marrying the Eldest Princess, the Jade Emperor Went Mad!

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Madam Zhou's eyes lit up upon hearing this. Suppressing her excitement, she continued to probe.

"Learning is good, learning is good indeed. It's just that this learning will probably take quite some time, won't it!"

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"Wife, what do you plan to learn, and for how long?"

Madam Zhou scooped some food onto Zhang Tianshou's plate, her cloudy eyes sparkling.

Hearing this, Zhang Tianshou revealed a hint of worry in her eyes.

"A long time isn't the issue, I'm just afraid Mister won't be willing to teach!"

If she could follow the Great Human Sage and grow, the benefits would naturally be immeasurable.

But ever since the ancient Investiture of the Gods, all the major sects had become extremely secretive.

Sectarianism was rampant.

Let alone teaching everything they knew, even allowing someone to merely watch was considered a tremendous kindness.

Moreover, they, the sisters, had snuck out of the Heavenly Palace to play.

They couldn't casually reveal their identities as Heavenly Court princesses.

When Madam Zhou heard this, she thought, This has potential!

Madam Zhou immediately took charge, her imposing demeanor assuring Zhang Tianshou, "Don't worry, Wife, with Auntie here, if he dares not teach, I'll break his legs!"

"Really? Thank you, Auntie. Auntie, you will surely live to three hundred years old!"

Zhang Tianshou had witnessed Madam Zhou's intimidating presence towards Chen Fan.

She immediately made a promise to Madam Zhou.

Extending one's lifespan was something the Eldest Princess of the Heavenly Court could manage.

As long as there was enough Merit and fortune, let alone extending life, even shaping Madam Zhou's immortal body and helping her ascend to the Jade Pool to become a Fairy Maiden was possible.

"Oh my, you truly are the Wife of a prominent family. Your words are so pleasant to hear!"

Watching the two chat happily, Zhang Tianxian scratched his cheek in confusion.

He nudged Zhang Tianyu beside him with his elbow and whispered, "Seventh Sister, why do I always feel like Eldest Sister and Aunt Zhou's conversation is a bit off?"

"Mm, mhm, mhm!"

Zhang Tianyu nodded repeatedly but didn't say a word, continuously stuffing food into her mouth.

Seeing this, Zhang Tianxian couldn't bother with the oddity anymore and his chopsticks flew.

"Seventh Sister, you've eaten enough. I'll help you share!"

"Fifth Sister, you're going too far! Those ribs were the first I saw!"

"Madam Zhou, please excuse them. Fifth Sister, Seventh Sister, they have no manners at all. What a disgrace!"

Zhang Tianshou, seeing her two sisters' puffed-out cheeks, felt a surge of frustration.

They didn't understand their elder sister's good intentions at all, only knowing how to eat.

Could mere gluttony compare to the Merit and fortune brought by the new sage of the Human Race!

"First Madam, you should try some too. You have no idea.

The dishes cooked in this Iron Pot are so fragrant, especially the ones from Little Fan's pot.

The town's magistrate offered thirty strings of cash for it, but Little Fan refused to sell!"

Madam Zhou, with an aunt-like smile, repeatedly put food onto Zhang Tianshou's plate.

Zhang Tianshou nodded in agreement upon hearing this.

"Thirty strings of cash for this pot? That person is simply delusional!"

A Merit Sacred Artifact, and they thought they could buy it for thirty strings of cash? They must be dreaming.

Weren't they afraid their fate couldn't suppress it and they'd suffer a backlash from their fortune!

"Yes, yes, yes, that's exactly the word! Little Fan said the same thing at the time.

I must say, you people who have studied are indeed different!"

Madam Zhou nodded repeatedly, finding Zhang Tianshou and Chen Fan more and more suited for each other.

And Zhang Tianshou, having tasted the dishes, also had her eyes light up.

Though the wines and delicacies of the Heavenly Palace were good, their flavors were too bland.

How could they compare to the savory taste of mortal cuisine?

Most importantly, after being cooked in the Merit Iron Pot.

The impurities in the dishes were all removed, requiring no Magic Power to refine.

For a time, chopsticks flew across the table, and the four dishes and one soup were wiped out completely.

Full of food and drink, Chen Fan had his ear pulled by Madam Zhou and was sent away with Dazhuang.

"It's not Aunt Zhou, this is my home, why do I have to leave too!"

"What do you mean 'it's not'? Can the young lady stay in the same room as you!

Go, you're sleeping at Dazhuang's house today. The matter isn't settled yet, why are you in such a hurry!"

Just like that, Chen Fan and Dazhuang were kicked out of the house.

"What does Aunt Zhou mean, what do you mean I'm in a hurry?"

"Sigh, Ah Fan, I understand!"

Dazhuang patted Chen Fan's chest and said with a wink.

Then, he ambiguously pulled Chen Fan home.

Chen Fan covered his slightly hot forehead. Although the rustic wine wasn't high in alcohol content, Chen Fan wasn't a heavy drinker either, so he was a little tipsy and mumbled.

"I always feel like you're hiding something from me!"

"Aunt Zhou, we sisters are actually Qi Practitioners, we can meditate!"

Zhang Tianshou licked her lips with some lingering desire, revealing her identity as a cultivator.

Chen Fan wanted her to help deal with the River God.

Her identity as a Qi Practitioner couldn't be hidden, so Zhang Tianshou said it directly.

Madam Zhou nodded. Madam Zhou didn't know what a Qi Practitioner was.

In Madam Zhou's opinion, Zhang Tianshou clearly couldn't bear to part with her young lover.

So Madam Zhou took Zhang Tianshou's hand and earnestly advised her.

"Oh, First Madam, girls should be more reserved!"

"Reserved? What do you mean reserved?"

Zhang Tianshou was stunned, not understanding what this had to do with being reserved.

Madam Zhou, however, had a mysterious look that said, "I understand everything," leaving Zhang Tianshou full of confusion.

However, Madam Zhou didn't elaborate, and Zhang Tianshou didn't think much of it.

After Madam Zhou cleaned up the pots and pans, Zhang Tianyu couldn't wait to return to the heavens.

The next day, Chen Fan came home and made breakfast, only to see Zhang Tianshou and Zhang Tianxian.

He looked around but didn't see Zhang Tianyu's figure, and asked in confusion.

"Where is Seventh Madam?"

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"Hasn't Seventh Madam woken up yet?"

"Little sister had something to attend to and went home. She'll be back in a few days.

Mister, you don't need to be so formal, just call us by our names!"

Zhang Tianshou smiled, summoned a handful of water to wash her face, and replied with a smile.

Chen Fan nodded, but simply stared blankly at Zhang Tianshou, water droplets dripping from her face.

Zhang Tianshou's face immediately turned red, and she said softly.

"Mister!"

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