Douluo: Minecraft Cheat, Crafting a God Realm in the Mortal World
Chapter 2

Unethical, Bringing Dugu Bo into MC

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They had grown up together, and Dugu Yan knew Gu Changge's temperament all too well.

On ordinary days, he seemed easygoing, even a bit lazy and unreliable.

But once truly provoked, he was ruthless—both in heart and in hand.

Still, Yu Tianheng and Qin Ming couldn't be taken lightly.

The former was the direct heir of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon clan; if something happened to him, there would be no easy resolution.

Though Qin Ming lacked connections, his talent and strength were not to be underestimated.

At Gu Changge's current level, going up against them would definitely end badly for him.

So right then, Dugu Yan quickly hugged him and smiled to soothe him.

Gu Changge looked at her concerned expression, leaned down, and kissed her. "Relax, I'm not an idiot. I won't do anything reckless without being sure. And at the end of the day, this whole mess is my own greed stirring trouble."

Hearing this, Dugu Yan let out a sigh of relief. "Good that you know. Lingling and I don't blame you. But as for Grandpa and Lingling's parents—you'll have to figure that out yourself."

"Then let's go!"

Gu Changge nodded and stood up.

Dugu Yan blinked. "Go where?"

"To see the Old Man and settle things with him!"

Gu Changge turned back with a grin.

Dugu Yan was stunned. "You've figured out how to deal with Grandpa?"

"That's right!"

Gu Changge nodded confidently.

Crafting Table + Steve Physique + Survival Mode.

If that couldn't handle that old geezer Dugu Bo, then he wasn't fit to call himself a veteran Block Person.

"Let's go. Right now!"

Hearing that, Dugu Yan got genuinely excited.

Watching her rush about like a whirlwind, Gu Changge couldn't help but laugh. "You seem even more eager than me!"

"Of course!"

Dugu Yan shot back irritably. "We grew up together, saw each other every single day. I got used to that life. Then Grandpa suddenly kicked you out—of course I'm not used to it!"

As she spoke, she glared at him with wide eyes. "And you're a total playboy. Right under my nose, you managed to steal Lingling away. If I let you stay out there any longer, who knows what trouble you'd stir up?"

Gu Changge rubbed his nose awkwardly.

Hit a man, don't hit his face; scold a man, don't dig up his past.

But damn, your judgment might be a little too sharp.

Evening. Dugu Bo's Mansion.

"Grandpa, I'm back!"

Because Gu Changge had pulled off that spectacular capsized-boat disaster, Dugu Bo hadn't dared to go out and roam freely for months.

He was worried that if he went out again, that bastard Gu Changge would pull a last-ditch move—knocking up his precious granddaughter to fight back.

So for months, he stayed home, guarding tightly, giving no chance at all.

He even set a rule: after school each day, Dugu Yan had to come straight home.

If she didn't, he'd go beat up Gu Changge.

And so, Dugu Yan had been coming home on time every day.

Now, hearing his granddaughter's voice, Dugu Bo, who had set up a lounge chair under a ginkgo tree in the front yard and was reading a book, was about to speak to her.

Then he noticed Gu Changge had tagged along.

"What are you here for, you little bastard? Have you figured out what I told you?"

Dugu Bo immediately spoke with irritation.

Gu Changge grinned. "Of course I have. If I hadn't, I wouldn't dare come see you, Old Man."

Hearing this, Dugu Bo's annoyance eased a little.

"Hmph. At least you've got some conscience, boy. Didn't waste all the years I raised you."

Dugu Bo sat up from his lounge chair. "Fine, since you've thought it through, come with me to the Ye Family and get this settled early. No point letting it drag on and invite trouble!"

Dugu Bo actually had a decent relationship with Ye Lingling's family.

Otherwise, Dugu Yan and Ye Lingling wouldn't have been childhood friends.

If he could help it, he didn't want to sour things with the Ye Family either.

But Gu Changge had stirred up this mess.

Leaving him no choice.

For his precious granddaughter's happiness, he had to do this.

Yet Gu Changge shook his head. "No need to go to the Ye Family. I'm not here to cut ties with Lingling!"

Boom!!!

As Gu Changge's words fell.

A cold, oppressive aura suddenly erupted from Dugu Bo.

"What did you say?"

Dugu Bo was genuinely furious now. "If you're not cutting ties with that Ye girl, are you planning to cut ties with Yan Yan?"

Dugu Bo was so angry his nose nearly twisted sideways.

If this brat weren't the one he'd raised himself.

He'd really want to blast him to ashes with a dose of Jade Phosphor Serpent Venom.

"Can't you ever wish me well?"

Facing Dugu Bo's overwhelming presence, anyone else would have been terrified, legs trembling.

But Gu Changge was long immune to this kind of pressure.

After all, Dugu Bo had unleashed it on him countless times over the years, driven mad by his antics.

"Always talking about cutting ties—cut what ties? If I really did what you think and cut ties with Lingling, aren't you afraid that next time I run into trouble, I'll cut ties with Yanzi too?"

Gu Changge not only stood his ground against Dugu Bo's full-force aura, but fired back. "Relax, I came to see you today because I'm here to accept your condition—marrying both of them!"

After saying that, without waiting for Dugu Bo's reply.

Gu Changge raised his hand and waved.

A Void Gate to the MC World instantly appeared before the three of them.

Dugu Bo and Dugu Yan both stared in shock.

"Is this... a Soul Skill?"

Dugu Yan asked curiously. "I've never seen it before."

She knew Gu Changge's Soul Skills well.

But this one was completely new.

"I'll explain later!"

Gu Changge smiled, then turned to Dugu Bo. "Old Man, let's go. We'll settle this inside."

With that, Gu Changge stepped halfway into the Void Gate.

Dugu Bo watched, and instead of growing angrier, his fury eased slightly. "You're sure you want to choose this?"

Gu Changge looked back. "Isn't this what you wanted me to choose, Old Man?"

"My Jade Phosphor Serpent Emperor Venom isn't something a mere Soul Bone skill can block or redirect!"

Dugu Bo's face remained cold, but a faint hint of anticipation flickered at the corner of his mouth.

"Won't know until I try!"

Gu Changge smiled, not bothering to explain that the Void Gate wasn't a Soul Skill.

"Fine, I'll give you this chance."

Dugu Bo said no more and strode toward the Void Gate.

Once they were both inside, Dugu Yan tried to follow.

But the Void Gate vanished with a flash.

Dugu Yan stood there, stunned.

What the hell?

I'm not allowed to watch?

Meanwhile, Dugu Bo, who had entered the MC World with Gu Changge, froze for a moment, then gaped in disbelief.

At first, when he saw the blue skies, white clouds, green mountains, and clear waters of the MC World.

He assumed the Void Gate Gu Changge had just opened.

Was some kind of spatial teleportation Soul Bone skill.

Though rare, it wasn't something he'd never seen before.

But then he suddenly realized—the timing was off!

Outside, it was clearly dusk, almost dark.

Yet here, the sun was blazing bright in broad daylight?

Then he took a closer look.

And that look left him utterly dumbfounded.

Blocks. Blocks. And more damn blocks.

Whether it was the white clouds or the sun in the sky.

Whether it was the nearby trees or the things scurrying on the ground.

Everything was square and blocky.

"What the hell is this?"

Dugu Bo spoke in disbelief.

He could sense that what he was seeing wasn't some illusion-type Soul Skill.

And Gu Changge, with strength below even a Soul King, couldn't possibly create an illusion that would fool him.

"Let's not rush that. I'll explain everything when we're done!"

Gu Changge said with a smile, then, right in front of Dugu Bo, he pulled out a Wood Block, fiddled with it, and made a Crafting Table.

Then he took three Iron Ingots from his backpack.

Using the Crafting Table, he made a bucket.

During this half-year stuck on the beginner quest, Gu Changge couldn't develop anything and could only run from monsters.

But that didn't mean he'd gained nothing at all.

You see, Zombies and Little Whites would spontaneously combust when exposed to the sun.

Before, Gu Changge didn't dare risk fighting them, but he had the guts to scavenge.

And his MC was different from the game.

Whether they died from sun exposure or were killed by a player, the drops were the same.

So over these six months, though the odds were low, Gu Changge had still picked up twelve Iron Ingots.

But now, after making the iron bucket, he didn't stop.

He used five more ingots to craft an Iron Sword and an Iron Axe.

When he was done, ignoring Dugu Bo's utterly bewildered expression, he grabbed the iron bucket and charged at a cow not far away.

Soon, he had a bucket of milk.

Then Gu Changge thought for a moment, used the Crafting Table to make a Wooden Pickaxe, and right in front of Dugu Bo, dug a two-by-two-by-two pit in a few quick strokes.

He kicked the cow into the pit.

After that, Gu Changge came back to Dugu Bo: "I'm ready. So, Old Man, do you want a contest of wits or a contest of strength?"

Dugu Bo stared at Gu Changge, his face full of confusion.

He had a belly full of questions he wanted to ask, but in the end, he suppressed that urge.

Instead, he said, "What's the contest of wits, and what's the contest of strength?"

"Simple!"

Gu Changge laughed. "For the contest of wits, if you can lift both my Iron Sword and Iron Axe at the same time and swing them longer than me, you win."

"I won't hide anything from you. This axe weighs four thousand seven hundred and sixteen jin. This sword weighs three thousand one hundred and forty-four jin. Together, that's seven thousand eight hundred and sixty jin."

"As for me, in this place, my strength has no limit. Forget this one axe and one sword—even if it were ten or a hundred times more, it wouldn't affect me at all!"

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