Douluo: Minecraft Cheat, Crafting a God Realm in the Mortal World
Chapter 3

Milk Detoxifies, Greatness Needs No Words!

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"While I'm here, my power has no upper limit. Forget this one axe and one sword—even if ten times or a hundred times more came at me, they'd have no effect on me!"

As Gu Changge spoke, he tossed the axe and sword in front of Dugu Bo.

"Of course, hearing is empty, seeing is real. Just listening to me say this, you'll definitely think I'm bragging."

"And even if I won like this, for you, the Poison Douluo famed across the world for your toxins, you'd still feel a bit unwilling, wouldn't you!"

"So that's where another ability I just unlocked comes in."

Gu Changge smiled as he spoke to Dugu Bo, then, right in front of him, picked up the iron sword again.

And then, without any warning, he gave his own neck a sharp crack.

Dugu Bo was dumbfounded.

"Stop!!!"

He screamed in shock.

His vast soul power erupted into chaos in that instant.

Dugu Bo was truly terrified by the sight.

Gu Changge wasn't a member of the Dugu family.

But he'd been raised by Dugu Bo since childhood and was in a romantic relationship with Dugu Yan.

So in Dugu Bo's eyes, he'd long been recognized as a grandson-in-law.

Even this deliberate ordeal—

Just as Gu Changge had said—

The answer he wanted wasn't about choosing one option, but about never bowing his head, never compromising, even facing certain death with no chance at all.

Because this ordeal was Dugu Bo's test for him.

Dugu Bo knew his own condition well. Saying he was terminally ill, on the verge of dying from poison at any moment, wasn't an exaggeration.

So he had to arrange everything while he was still alive.

As for Gu Changge, his talent and effort were both solid.

If he cultivated smoothly, breaking through to Title Douluo wouldn't be a problem in Dugu Bo's eyes.

The only uncertainty was whether he could withstand pressure and possess a strong heart.

This ordeal and test were for that very purpose.

So when Gu Changge had just explained his intent and choice, The test was already passed.

The reason Dugu Bo hadn't come clean directly

Was that he wanted to see what methods Gu Changge had prepared to challenge him with such confidence.

But at this moment, when he saw Gu Changge's body fall before him, Dugu Bo's heart felt like it was being violently squeezed.

Yet just then, as Dugu Bo was overwhelmed with regret and confusion, Suddenly, Gu Changge's fallen corpse scattered like a burst of fireflies.

Whoosh—it vanished without a trace.

Seeing this, Dugu Bo's grief-stricken expression seemed to freeze.

Because the moment Gu Changge dissolved into specks of light, A complete Gu Changge had already reappeared not far away.

"You, this, what's going on?"

At this moment, Dugu Bo felt his brain couldn't keep up.

Gu Changge, meanwhile, shrugged with a smile: "Immortal Body, infinite revival. Can't be killed, can't be destroyed. No matter where I am, as soon as I die, I'll resurrect here the next second. So even if your Jade Phosphor Serpent Emperor Venom is the deadliest, it means nothing to me."

"Just relying on this Immortal Body, I can outlast you until your toxins run out and your soul power is drained!"

"And besides this solution, this bucket of milk can also detoxify. No matter what poison, one bucket of milk down, and you'll be back to your unpoisoned state!"

"Again, hearing is empty, seeing is real. You've been tormented by the Jade Phosphor Serpent Venom for years, haven't you? Come on, try it—I guarantee one bucket will work!"

"Also, I know you have a lot of questions and shock right now, but don't rush. After you've tried this milk's effect, let's go to Lingling's place, call Lingling and her parents together, and I'll explain everything to all of you at once!"

"After all, this matter is quite complicated and a bit long. Explaining it one by one would really be unbearable!"

Hearing Gu Changge's words and seeing his confident, sincere gaze, Dugu Bo nodded.

Then he reached for the bucket of milk Gu Changge handed over.

But the next second—

Splat!

Dugu Bo actually failed to catch it.

That bucket of milk fell straight to the ground.

Dugu Bo: "..."

Gu Changge: "..."

Nothing is worse than the silence that fills the air.

At this moment, Dugu Bo dreaded that silence even more.

But this accident had happened, whether he liked it or not.

Dugu Bo felt his old face burn with embarrassment, mortified to death.

Here he was, a dignified Poison Douluo, yet he couldn't even catch a bucket of milk.

If word of this got out, how would he ever hold his head up in the martial world?

Gu Changge, after a moment of stunned silence, quickly tried to salvage the situation: "Sorry, sorry, I forgot to mention that this bucket, like that axe, weighs over four thousand seven hundred jin. You, sir, may have a beast soul, but it's poison-attributed, so it's only natural that you're a bit lacking in strength."

If he hadn't said that, it might have been fine, but now Dugu Bo was even more embarrassed.

What's wrong with being poison-attributed?

Does poison-attributed mean it's not a beast soul anymore?

"Shut your mouth, kid. Isn't it just a measly four thousand seven hundred jin? That was you being underhanded just now, and I wasn't prepared!"

Dugu Bo forced himself to save face.

Then he took a deep breath, circulating all his soul power to its fullest.

The Jade Phosphor Serpent Emperor Martial Soul instantly completed its possession.

Then, he reached out again toward the milk bucket.

This time, he managed to lift the four-thousand-seven-hundred-jin bucket.

But the process was far from easy.

At least Gu Changge could clearly see it.

The veins on the old man's neck and forehead were all bulging out.

But he dared not say anything, dared not ask.

He even feared that if he kept looking, this petty old geezer would find some excuse to cause trouble later.

So he simply turned his head away, deciding that what he couldn't see wouldn't bother him.

After a moment, with all his strength exerted, Dugu Bo finished drinking the entire bucket of milk.

Once he was done, the iron bucket slipped from his hands.

If it weren't for the fact that items in the MC World don't actually fall to the ground but float instead, Gu Changge would have worried whether the old man's toes could survive that impact.

Dugu Bo was startled by this as well.

But before he could even catch his breath from the shock, green smoke began to rise from his body with a series of whoosh sounds.

Six puffs of green smoke appeared.

After those six puffs, it was as if Dugu Bo had undergone plastic surgery.

The wrinkles on his face lessened, and his eerie dark green hair and emerald-like eyes all returned to a clear black-and-white state.

Feeling the changes in his body, Dugu Bo was utterly stunned: "The poison in my body... it's really been cured?"

"Don't worry, it's definitely cured!"

Gu Changge laughed: "The milk here is the best antidote there is."

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