Aren't you the great benefactor of the canyon?

"To be honest, this matchmaking is really boring."

"Bro, I haven't even tried yet, and these guys are already down."

Dou Sha Live.

Ah Shui's livestream chat.

Ah Shui, only 15 years old, looked at another crushing victory. It felt as hollow as masturbating in private, instantly leaving him feeling bored.

His face was serene, his expression solemn.

"Honestly, I could win with my eyes closed."

Bao Lan, who was duo queuing with him, said with a chuckle.

"I could win with my eyes closed and playing with my feet."

Ah Shui pouted. He glanced at the comments, which were all filled with complaints about how the streamer only picked on noobs.

Ranked games had been closed for nearly ten hours, and the entire matchmaking system had descended into chaos.

Countless regular players on Dou Sha, who had suddenly stumbled into a pond of small fish, were being slaughtered. The scene couldn't even be described as bloody; it was pure annihilation, utterly devoid of humanity.

"What kind of trash are these? The official statement said they would help filter opponents for high-ranked players, but these guys... have they even hit max level?"

Ah Shui complained, "If this keeps up, I'm not going to stream anymore. I'm going to go AFK and take a shower."

"One warning, okay... Alright, alright, one more game. But you have to admit, stomping noobs is pretty fun."

Bao Lan pulled Ah Shui along and started matchmaking again.

Buzz.

Matchmaking found a game instantly. This was a typical S6 scene.

"I'll go top lane this game, you play jungle, how about it?"

"Sure, pick whatever hero you want, just mess around... Huh?"

Before he could finish speaking, Bao Lan suddenly froze. "The enemy team... has two supports?"

It turned out that after entering the match, both sides picked their champions at lightning speed. Facing them were Thresh and Blitzcrank, two support heroes.

What...

did this mean?

"No way, is the entire team full of new players? How can we even get into a game like this?"

Ah Shui almost burst out laughing when he saw the champion select.

Games with two supports were only found in the matchmaking mode.

As he was thinking this, he entered the game and saw the initial talents chosen by the enemy Blitzcrank, and he completely lost it.

Domination tree.

The Blitzcrank on the enemy team had actually taken Domination tree offensive talents.

Was he facing someone who didn't know how to play, or someone who was just picking randomly like them?

"The enemy team has no rank."

At this moment, Bao Lan took a moment to check the Duowan client and saw the enemy Blitzcrank's rank displayed as -- No Rank.

This must be the legendary matchmaking god that even Silver cancer patients would tremble before!

"Oh, no wonder."

Ah Shui suddenly understood and stopped paying attention.

He had already categorized the enemy Blitzcrank as one of the ordinary matchmaking players he had encountered before.

He left the base and went to his lane, looking at the enemy's empty item slots, Ah Shui gave a strange smile.

"They didn't even buy any items before leaving base. Is this what matchmaking players are like? I love it."

"They look so cute and adorable... Huh?"

Ah Shui's words trailed off.

He saw the enemy Blitzcrank walk straight out of the turret, completely ignoring him, passing by him, and heading straight for the blue side's turret.

Bang, bang...

After two turret shots, Blitzcrank was left with sliver health. Ah Shui suddenly snapped back to reality.

He instinctively attacked the enemy from a distance.

The turret's attack landed simultaneously.

[JackeyLove got First Blood!]

???

"What does this mean? Are they just giving it to us?"

Ah Shui's mouth hung open!

Meanwhile.

Inside the internet cafe.

After giving up a kill, Xu Cheng let out a long sigh, a look of delight on his face. "The plan worked. Now it's fair."

He couldn't help but complain, "This guy on the other team is so dumb. If I hadn't deliberately walked backward just now, he wouldn't have gotten my kill. He was about to be killed by the tower."

"As expected, the skill level of players in matchmaking is still too low."

Shaking his head, he respawned and officially went online.

"I don't understand, what is he doing? Is it intentional or an accident?"

Ah Shui was very confused. Giving up that kill was so inexplicable, it made him feel uncomfortable.

The only explanation was that the opponent was a newbie who didn't even understand basic game knowledge...

Looking at this blatant kill-giving play, he might even be a girl.

Of course, regardless of whether the opponent was a girl or not, as a straight man of steel, he still had to dominate.

Helping girls quit their internet addiction was his favorite thing.

Seeing the opponent come back online, Ah Shui controlled his Jayce and pushed straight to the tower, grinning. "No matter what you're doing, Blitzcrank trying to fight my Jayce? Isn't that just asking for trouble?"

Swish!

As soon as he spoke, a silver hook flew in at close range, accurately hitting the careless Jayce outside the tower and hooking him into the turret!

"Oh, holy crap!"

Jayce instinctively retreated.

Fortunately, it was just the beginning of the game, and Blitzcrank didn't have his E or any damage yet, so he couldn't keep him.

He tanked a turret shot and walked out of its range.

"I was careless just now and didn't have my flash. The opponent got lucky. Bro, I'm going to play this lane properly from now on. Watch and learn, everyone!"

Ah Shui tried to save face for himself. By this time, the minion wave had arrived.

Jayce versus Blitzcrank, there was no possibility of losing, either in theory or in practice.

He easily pushed forward, and Ah Shui, with his sharp awareness as a Challenger player, hid behind the minions, giving Blitzcrank no chance to hook him.

"You see, this wave is purely Blitzcrank being overpowered. Playing Blitzcrank top, don't you even look at whose ID it is? From this moment on, I will never die and will get a pentakill... Damn it!"

Ah Shui shouted, and a familiar scene unfolded.

A silver hook, as if from beyond the galaxy, swish, accurately hit Jayce hiding behind the minions again.

Hit, pulled into the turret.

"That's not right. I was behind the minions, how did his hook go through them? Is this guy cheating?!"

Ah Shui was dumbfounded. Before he could even react, he was back in the turret, and this time he didn't have the convenience of the previous situation.

Xu Cheng had already reached level two and used his E skill to knock him up.

The Q+E combo provided several seconds of crowd control, coupled with the fact that Jayce had already tanked a turret shot earlier.

The moment he landed, he instantly died.

[Brother! We're rich!] killed [JackeyLove]!

"No, no, he went through the minions with his Q just now!"

The notification sounded, and Ah Shui finally reacted.

He understood what the opponent had just done.

The minions in front of him were already in a bad state. The moment a minion died, the minion blocking him shifted its target and moved forward a few yards.

With just this tiny gap, the opponent accurately seized it, using an extreme Q to hook him.

The collision volume and animation didn't even match, making it look like he had directly hooked him through the minions.

How outrageous was this play?!

Ah Shui was completely stunned.

At the same time, being hooked twice in a row made him feel like he was being directly insulted.

"Isn't he a beginner? Isn't he a matchmaking player? With this kind of play, he's not an ordinary player at all!"

"And that sneaky minion-piercing Q, aren't you afraid of divine punishment!"

[Hahaha]

[Warning! Warning!]

[OMG, so good!]

[Who is this Blitzcrank? Just this one Q, Challenger rank? Playing on an alt account?]

[His Q is really accurate, could he be an academy support from a pro team?]

The bullet comments initially speculated about Xu Cheng's identity, but soon, the tone shifted—

[OMG, what is he doing?]

[Feeding again??]

[Is this guy really a newbie?]

[Streamer, can you even play? You need to find someone you like to play with even in a normal match?]

"No, I'm not, I didn't, don't spout nonsense!"

Ah Shui stared at the screen, dumbfounded.

On the dark screen, after he died, Xu Cheng's Blitzcrank surprisingly struck twice, walking under the blue side's turret again.

Bang, bang, bang...

The Blitzcrank was killed by the turret.

Since Jayce had auto-attacked the Blitzcrank before, the kill was awarded to Ah Shui by the system.

[JackeyLove] killed [Brother! We're rich now!]

"..."

"Is he humiliating me?!"

Ah Shui's face suddenly turned bright red: "He's humiliating me?!"

"He keeps feeding me kills, what does that mean? Do I need him to go easy on me?"

"No, he's not humiliating you."

Suddenly, Bao Lan gritted his teeth and said, "He's humiliating all of us..."

Ah Shui froze and quickly looked over.

As expected.

In the public chat, a new line of text suddenly appeared—

[Brother! We're rich now!](All): "Jayce on the other team, can you cooperate? You're always so extreme. I almost failed to feed you that kill just now, and you even missed it. What a joke, and you call yourself a King? Go home and raise pigs."

??????

"Pfft!"

Overwhelmed with anger, Ah Shui couldn't hold it in and spat out his drink.

What did he just see?

Someone was actually questioning him, JackeyLove?

Ah Shui, the S6 player, was already doing exceptionally well on Dou Sha, having reached rank one in the Chinese server twice.

More than one top professional club had extended offers to him; he was a future star, the hope of esports, recognized by everyone in the industry.

And today, the future hope of the LPL, Brother Shui, was being mocked and questioned by an unranked normal player?

"Don't you dare leave, 1v1 man-to-man! An unranked player dares to mock a King?"

Ah Shui angrily went back online.

An expert's move is evident from the start.

In fact, the two Q kills by Blitzcrank just now had already proven that the opponent was definitely smurfing.

But even among players in the King tier, who wouldn't give him, JackeyLove, some face?

In short, he had to teach this punk a lesson, or how could he possibly maintain his reputation in the King tier?

Ah Shui thought this, and he acted on it.

But after actually engaging with the enemy Blitzcrank, his expression gradually changed.

From initial seriousness, to solemnity, and finally to a frown.

This person on the other side...

Was very strong.

As a support against Jayce, the evergreen top laner, the hero's mechanics determined his disadvantage.

But setting aside the hero mechanics, whether it was laning, awareness, or the accuracy of his hooks, it had reached an outrageous level.

After laning for a few minutes, he realized that not only could he not kill the opponent, but he was also almost counter-killed by the opponent with the jungler's help once...

Besides that, what Ah Shui found even more absurd was—

The opponent was actually feeding kills!

After laning against Ah Shui for a few minutes, Xu Cheng began to roam during his recall.

With his hooks, almost every time he arrived at a lane, a bloodbath would ensue.

After a few waves, Blitzcrank's economy became incredibly rich, and his teammates also benefited significantly from him.

But in this situation, Xu Cheng himself wasn't happy.

If he kept killing like this, the enemies would soon be worthless!

So, for the most scientific approach to wealth management, Xu Cheng didn't hesitate to step forward—fulfilling his promise.

Whoever died multiple times on the enemy side, he would go over and deliver a wave.

Once or twice was fine, but by the third or fourth time.

Everyone was stunned.

This guy is reliable; when he says he'll deliver, he really delivers!