World #1 Player Obsessed with Shenanigans?
Chapter 3

My Friends, A Utterly Speechless Incident! [Seeking Investment]

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"Li! What the hell are you doing!?"

Ah Shui stared, dumbfounded, at Blitzcrank. It had once again run to his own already-collapsed bottom lane and successfully gifted a kill.

He was completely flustered.

Everything before his eyes surpassed his past understanding.

What exactly was this person doing?

[2016 Shocked My Whole Family!]

[This is too ridiculous! Is this Blitzcrank even real?]

[This guy is something else, he really gifted them like he said he would!]

[Haha, good content, tip!]

[I'm dying of laughter, he's clearly mocking you guys. Didn't you notice he only gifted kills to those who were already dead and worth little? Do you understand wealth management?]

[Good heavens, so you're the canyon's benevolent one?]

[Canyon wealth management master, I won't be convinced if investment banks don't hire you!]

Actually, Ah Shui didn't need the viewers to say it. After such a long time and such a regular pattern of gifting, Ah Shui had naturally noticed.

But it was precisely because he noticed that he was so distraught and shocked at this moment.

What kind of playstyle was this!

He considered himself a genius, but he had never imagined playing a game like this.

How confident did one have to be in their own strength to dare play like this?

After all, although this was a normal match with five normal players, they also had three King-tier players on their side!

"You killed me until I was worth little, so you gifted one kill, and then you continued to kill me..."

Was this wealth management?

This was blatant humiliation!!

Humiliation like they were penned up like pigs and slaughtered!

When had they, King-tier players, ever experienced such disgrace?

"This is too much!!"

Ah Shui was so angry his head was about to explode. "Today, I must kill you!"

"Get him! Get him!"

Bao Lan, who usually had a gentle personality, was also gritting his teeth.

But just as they were preparing to unleash their full power, even if it meant losing the match, they were determined to kill this Blitzcrank.

Suddenly, a message popped up in the public chat—

[Brother! We're rich now!](All): "It's twenty minutes, let's surrender. I want to win the next game."

?

[JackeyLove](All): "You wish!"

[Brother! We're rich now!] left the game.

Bang!

The game screen froze. The enemy team surrendered.

Ah Shui: "..."

Viewers: "..."

"Who is this person! What kind of person is this! No, he's not human, he's a monster!! A monster!!"

[Hahaha]

[Dying of laughter, the entertainment value is off the charts!]

[So when you said surrender, you didn't mean for the enemy to surrender, but for your own team to surrender. He really did that, I'm crying!]

[Am I the only one who noticed Blitzcrank has twelve kills? His economy is the fattest on the entire field. It's a bit exaggerated for a Blitzcrank to play like this, isn't it?]

[Holy crap, you're right!]

[With Blitzcrank's mechanics and skill, I bet my life it's not a professional player's smurf!]

Because this Blitzcrank had been putting on a show the entire time, the entertainment value was so explosive that no one had paid much attention to his specific mechanics and skill.

Only after he left did everyone realize—

As a support Blitzcrank, facing Ah Shui's team of three King-tier players, and slaughtering them like pigs in a pen...

This person's skill was terrifyingly strong.

"How is it, do you recognize him?"

Bao Lan took a sip of water, calmed his emotions, and asked casually.

"I don't know."

Ah Shui shook his head, then gritted his teeth and said, "It doesn't matter, I'll know sooner or later!"

"I get it, a Connection-based AD, right?"

Bao Lan nodded with a smile.

Ah Shui didn't reply. He directly copied Xu Cheng's ID and sent it to the King groups he had joined, beginning his arduous search.

Xu Cheng ended the match, feeling slightly surprised.

He noticed that today, both his opponents and teammates were significantly stronger than usual.

Of course.

Just a little stronger...

Were they as strong as those wealthy players who relied on Boosters to reach King but were too afraid to play ranked?

Anyway, from his perspective, it was about the same.

He shook his head, stopped thinking about it, took a sip of his iced cola, and started another match.

This match proceeded without much incident, and he won successfully.

Checking the time, precisely at the forty-minute mark, Xu Cheng hurriedly got up, grabbed his backpack, and left the internet cafe.

He returned to school, and his mobile QQ groups were constantly buzzing with notifications.

Xu Cheng picked up his phone and looked.

He saw that the small group had already been chatting for a while.

[Shuang Shuang Zi]: "Sisters, I finally passed the assessment today! Starting tomorrow, I'm officially a member of the LPL league's commentators!"

[Xiao Yu Wants to Eat Fish]: "Wow, congratulations, congratulations!"

[Shuang Shuang Zi]: "I also have to thank you. If you hadn't recommended Cheng Cheng, I wouldn't have passed the assessment so quickly."

[Rita Gaming Chair]: "Treat us to a meal! When will I pass my assessment? I want to commentate on the LPL too o(╥﹏╥)o"

[Camel Doesn't Camel]: "Big news, big news! I met a handsome guy today, wow... I almost got wet on the spot, he's really handsome!"

[Shuang Shuang Zi]: "Really? Do you have photos?"

Below, Camel posted two candid photos.

Instantly, the eyes of the other girls were dazzled.

For a moment, the group was filled with all sorts of vulgar and indecent remarks.

[Licked, licked!]

[I have a companion for sleeping tonight!]

[I'm going straight for a hungry tiger pounce, handsome guy come into my heart]

[Heart? Which heart?]

[Of course it's... you know]

[It's the third day of holding it in today, peeing standing up, feels pretty good~]

[Do you have photos? We all posted photos, empty talk won't do.]

[Of course I do [Photo][Photo]]

[...]

Xu Cheng first saved the pictures, then collected the red packets from the group.

After a moment of contemplation, he suddenly took a deep breath, adjusted his state, and typed--

[Sisters, nine lives! I swear, I really met a greasy man today. I was completely scared off, a truly speechless incident, so off-putting!]

[Xiao Yu Wants to Eat Fish]: "Hey, Cheng Cheng is here. I've been calling you for days, and you haven't replied. Have you been busy at the nail salon these past few days?"

[Shuang Shuang Zi]: "Be good, Cheng Cheng. Just ignore those greasy men. Stay away from those stinky men in the future!"

[Cheng Cheng]: "@Xiao Yu Wants to Eat Fish, I've been too busy with work lately. Sister Shuang is right, stinky men, go away!"

[Cheng Cheng]: "It's better with you sisters. Oh right, I have a few new nail designs today, they're absolutely amazing. I'll send them to you..."

As she spoke, she sent the nail art pictures downloaded from the internet to the group.

This caused a wave of admiration.

Amidst the harmonious atmosphere, he let out a tired sigh.

He was also accidentally pulled into this group.

All of this began when he met the wealthy patron named [Xiao Yu Doesn't Eat Fish].

He heard that she had just graduated from university and wanted to work in the LPL league. She also wanted to participate in some commentator competition, but she didn't understand games very well, so she wanted to find a Booster for training.

And because she was quite wealthy, she wanted to find a girl.

Under duress, Xu Cheng was forced to cross-dress.

He never imagined he'd be accidentally recognized and pulled into this group.

From the very first day he was added, he knew it was too late.

The group was filled with unimaginable, indecent scenes that made him question if revealing himself would cause a nationwide scandal.

"There's no helping it, they gave me too much," Xu Cheng thought, his guilt lessening.

They were all sisters in the same group. Xiao Yu asked him for favors, and everyone else did too. He was raking it in!

"Hey, you're back?"

As he walked into the classroom, his deskmate greeted him.

Xu Cheng casually asked, "My account is about to drop rank. When are you giving it back?"

"The rental period isn't over yet. Don't worry, my skills have improved, I won't embarrass you!"

His deskmate said, then went back to chatting with the girls.

Xu Cheng shook his head, took out his review textbook, and started studying.

Evening self-study ended at nine o'clock.

"Dad, where's Mom?"

Back home, after dropping his bag, Xu Cheng looked at his father, who was busy with accounting.

Father Xu looked up, "Oh, she's at the shop. We need to account for last month's flour."

"I made you dinner. It's in the microwave, just heat it up."

"Got it."

Xu Cheng called out, skillfully heating and eating his meal.

After dinner, past ten o'clock, he read for a bit before heading into his small partitioned room and lying on the bed, staring at the ceiling.

His family was considered well-off. His parents were honest people who ran a steamed bun shop downstairs.

As an only child, Xu Cheng knew he had to study hard and get into a good university to live up to his parents' tireless efforts.

But for some reason, while studying was fine, as soon as he lay down, information about League of Legends would flood his mind.

Control over minion waves, laning details, understanding of heroes...

All sorts of information, after he started playing LOL, erupted like a spring, nourishing his heart and lungs.

He even felt like his skills improved noticeably every period.

By comparison, it was like he was years ahead, like a S12 prodigy dominating in S6.

However, he only vaguely understood the bigger picture, feeling hazy and lost.

I shouldn't be thinking about this... I have class tomorrow.

Xu Cheng rubbed his head, remembering his parents would have to wake up at three in the morning to prepare for the business after staying up late tonight. He felt a pang of guilt.

He drifted off to sleep.

Little did he know, at that very moment, he was already famous in another circle.

[Still haven't found this person?]

Ah Shui asked his friends in the group.

[No, there's no such person at all. If there were, I, Jianghu Baixiaosheng, would definitely know.]

[That's weird... Could he really be a newbie?]

[How is that possible? A new player playing like that? Do you think he's a God?]

[Hey, this person you guys are talking about, he's got some skill.]

At this moment, an ID that had been lurking suddenly chimed in, clearly having watched the video Jackey posted.

[Holy crap! Factory Director!]

[Factory Director, I'm your fan!]

[777777!]

[Factory Director, don't retire! It's just one loss in S6, we'll aim for S7!]

[Openly in Love]: "Thanks for the comfort, everyone. I'm actually okay..."

Then he asked curiously, "Did you guys not find any information about him in the video Jackey posted? His mechanics are really strong. If he's the right age, he could go pro."

Hearing this, the group started chattering again.

But no one knew about the message from [Brother! We're rich now!].

[Openly in Love]: "Forget it, I was just asking casually, out of curiosity, hehe."

Seeing this message, many of the old-timers in the group muttered to themselves.

Curiosity?

Zhuge Kaiming actively seeking information – his intentions were obvious to everyone!

[Alright, let's prepare for tomorrow night's event. Factory Director and Uzi are coming, right? Turtle Turtle, the official team is really cracking down this time!]

[I heard Xiao Hu and Xi Ye are also participating.]

[OMG! Please, oh please! Can I get a spot to appear? I want to play matches too!]

[@Group Owner, Jackey, can you pull some strings?]

Many of the King-tier players in the group were getting restless.

Ah Shui perfunctorily replied with little interest.

Due to the sudden shutdown of the ranked system, the matchmaking system had been chaotic all day yesterday, and the official team had received numerous complaints.

Therefore, tomorrow night, the official team was preparing to host a grand All-Star matchmaking feast.

This event even included Factory Director, who had been lying low since the S6 quarterfinals ended, along with top players and streamers like Uzi, Xiao Hu, Xi Ye, and Ah Shui.

The level of attention it garnered was such that it was the stage every player who wanted to make a name for themselves dreamed of.

But, my love from afar, where are you?

In the afternoon, after school.

Xu Cheng arrived at the internet cafe and opened his computer, looking around in confusion.

The atmosphere in the internet cafe today... felt a bit heated.

Although the internet cafe was usually bustling, with nine out of ten computers playing LOL.

Today, however, the internet cafe was not only packed, but almost everyone was playing matchmaking and had a livestream webpage open.

Was there some event today?

Xu Cheng didn't know much. His time was usually too tight, and besides playing matchmaking, he didn't pay attention to anything else related to LOL.

He took a sip of his iced cola, logged into the client, and directly clicked on matchmaking.

Buzz.

He got into a match instantly again.

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