As for Dou Techniques, Xiao Xun'er cultivated mostly Heaven-grade Dou Techniques, and her cultivation method was also a Heaven-grade Cultivation Method.
Therefore, before reaching the Dou Zun realm, Xiao Xun'er could easily crush Xiao Yan.
And now, Xiao Long had only cultivated a mere Yellow-grade High-level Dou Technique. What could he possibly use to fight Xiao Xun'er?
Of the Thirty-Six Stratagems, retreat was the best. A true man could bend and stretch; he would avoid her edge for now, then seek revenge once his wings had fully grown!
Xiao Long thought rapidly, then made up his mind.
He then strode off the platform.
"Xiao Long, where are you going?"
"Yeah, weren't you acting all arrogant? Why are you chickening out now?"
"Hehehe, coward!"
Seeing Xiao Long preparing to slip away, the idiot onlookers around him began mocking him.
Xiao Long did not care in the slightest. So what if he could not beat Xiao Xun'er? At least Xiao Xun'er knew that someone named Xiao Long existed. As for them? Xiao Xun'er probably did not even know their names.
Yet they were still smugly pleased with themselves. What a bunch of idiots.
Xiao Long did not waste any words. He went to the Dou Technique Hall, borrowed more than ten Yellow-grade Low-level Dou Techniques and three Yellow-grade Intermediate Dou Techniques, then left.
These were all the Dou Techniques he was currently allowed to borrow.
His purpose was naturally simple: he intended to sell them!
A Bet
Carrying a huge stack of Dou Techniques, Xiao Long hurried home.
However, at his doorstep, he ran into another beauty.
Hehehe, he had met a beauty looking for trouble when he went out, and now he had met another beauty on the way back—except this one was also looking for trouble.
Xiao Long was practically speechless at this luck...
"So it's Cousin Xun'er. May I ask what brings you to see me, Cousin Xun'er?"
Xiao Long forced a smile and spoke.
Of course, he knew Xiao Xun'er had come to beat him up, but he could hardly ask, "Cousin Xun'er, did you come to beat me up?"
If he really asked that, then even if Xiao Xun'er had not come to hit him, she definitely would after hearing it.
Xiao Xun'er was no longer wearing a miniskirt. Instead, she had changed into a pair of green short shorts.
This left Xiao Long thoroughly puzzled. Did Xiao Xun'er like green that much...
"Xiao Long, I already told you that I'll beat you up every time I see you! I'm very sorry, but you ran into me!"
A faint trace of killing intent appeared on Xiao Xun'er's breathtakingly beautiful little face!
That was right—killing intent!
Xiao Long was instantly dumbfounded!
This girl actually wanted to kill him? Did she really hate him that much?
Thinking of the Dou Emperor Ling Ying within Wutan City, Xiao Xun'er's admirers who were each Dou Zuns or even Dou Saints, and Xiao Xun'er's Nine-star Dou Saint father, Xiao Long felt a lingering fear...
None of them were people he could afford to provoke right now.
Xiao Long's mind raced as he considered how to resolve this matter. After all, this concerned his very life.
Besides, he did not want Xiao Xun'er to keep regarding him as an enemy. Xiao Xun'er was simply too beautiful. Even though she could still be considered a loli, she had deeply captivated Xiao Long.
Xiao Long felt that he had fallen in love with Xiao Xun'er at first sight, sinking so deeply that he could not pull himself free!
Xiao Long knew that once he loved Xiao Xun'er, he would never abandon her. He was absolutely not the sort of scum who slept with someone once, tossed her a few hundred yuan, and then broke up.
Xiao Xun'er was still young. The only reason she hated him was because he had seen her private parts, so Xiao Long had to start from there.
He refused to believe that, having mastered the essence of urban dating tricks, he could not handle a girl who had barely experienced the world!
"Cousin Xun'er, there's something I've kept in my heart for a long time. Do you know why I hate Xiao Yan so much? Because I've liked you for a long time. Every smile and frown of yours tugs at my heart at every moment. Today, I want to tell you: I like you. If I had to put a time limit on this love, I hope it would be ten thousand years!!"
Xiao Long brought out Stephen Chow's signature move: loving you for ten thousand years!
To be honest, when he had first heard those words, he had nearly been moved to tears. It could not be helped—Master Chow's acting was simply top-notch.
Although the line was a little cheesy, Xiao Long had to admit that it truly was a classic.
He refused to believe that such a classic line could not handle a young girl just beginning to understand love.
Of course, Xiao Long had altered it a little, since one had to keep up with the times.
After saying it, Xiao Long was already imagining Xiao Xun'er seeing him in a new light, him winning the beauty's heart, and then reaching the peak of life.
But when he glanced sideways at Xiao Xun'er, not only did she not see him in a new light, she looked at him coldly instead.
A mocking smile appeared at the corner of Xiao Xun'er's lips.
Xiao Long was utterly baffled. This ultimate trump card, with a destructive power of 999+, had actually failed to do anything to Xiao Xun'er.
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