Bistro of the Apocalypse
Chapter 36

Even If You're a God, I'll Kill You and Eat You! (Continued)

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Don't let me down, Bronya. You're a little angel—don't do anything that disregards other people's lives.

Sure enough, Bronya did not disappoint him.

Heavy Cannon Rabbit loaded and played. Bronya said impassively, "If so, Heavy Cannon Rabbit will protect your life at any cost."

"You have to treat Bronya to caviar sausage."

With that abrupt change of tone, Zhao Bai nodded happily. Without further hesitation, he drew the Other Shore Gate and walked across the open area where the Titan was stored. Its position had shifted slightly since yesterday.

That was normal. Tesla was not an idiot.

The massive figure appeared, and the scythe struck the mech. Its armor gleamed like a mirror, completely undamaged.

First, he had to move the mech out of this dangerous place.

But he could not alert the students on campus.

Zhao Bai had prepared for this. He had brought three cans of spray paint with him, planning to give the Titan a paint job on the spot. Tree Planting Day was only half a month away, so he intended to make it Tree Planting Day-themed.

The three cans of paint were dark green, grass green, and fluorescent green.

Shaking the spray cans, Zhao Bai took advantage of the Titan not having activated yet. He used fluorescent green as the base, sprayed grass green over the weapon systems, and finally used dark green to write five large characters across the Titan's body.

Happy Tree Planting Day.

With that paint job, the Titan's original overbearing aura instantly vanished, and it became a Tree Planting Day mascot.

Green. It was just too green.

Chefs naturally disliked the smell of pungent chemicals. Zhao Bai covered his nose, and Heavy Cannon Rabbit immediately activated its electronic force field. As though it had sensed a threat, the Titan's eye lights suddenly switched on.

"What exactly are you trying to do?"

Dr. Tesla's roar rang in his ear.

But there was no time to worry about that now. The Titan's automatic combat system activated, and its enormous body slowly rose before breaking into a quick, nimble run that did not match its size at all.

Zhao Bai signaled with his eyes, and Heavy Cannon Rabbit 19C immediately took off after him.

Heavy Cannon Rabbit used its anti-gravity system to suspend Zhao Bai, and he took off as well.

Following the predetermined route, they crashed through the warehouse doors and sprinted toward the campus road. The Tree Planting Day limited-edition Titan Daddy charged after them, nearly grabbing Zhao Bai's feet several times.

Every time, his heart nearly leaped out of his chest.

Heavy booms echoed along the campus road as the Titan stomped the ground. They were like thunder on a clear day, painfully conspicuous in the quiet night.

Along the way, every dark window lit up at the same time.

"What happened?"

"Did it thunder outside?"

"Look! There's a glowing green giant robot running outside!"

"Isn't that Bronya's Heavy Cannon Rabbit up ahead?"

"..."

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