Bistro of the Apocalypse
Chapter 37

I Open a Restaurant in Honkai Chapter 37

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Confused voices rose one after another, but no one thought of a campus invasion. Such a large fluorescent Titan, with "Happy Arbor Day" written on it, looked like it was part of a festival celebration. How could an enemy possibly invade in such an obvious way?

However, the Titan and the Heavy Cannon Rabbit 19C were like a pair of lovers running in the sunset.

Zhao Bai wondered if the literature club of St. Freya Academy would one day circulate bizarre cyberpunk fanfiction about robots x robots.

The most infuriated person, of course, was Doctor Tesla.

She had no idea what was happening. By the time she came to her senses, her Titan had been dyed a strange color. Before she could even say a word, they had already charged off.

She was stunned, even forgetting to recall her Titan.

After circling the campus twice, all the lights were turned on, and the Campus Police were alerted. No matter how slow Theresa was, she would receive a relevant notice by tomorrow morning.

Mission accomplished.

He was leading the Titan towards the deserted campus forest, by an unnamed lake.

Now for the main event.

Zhao Bai chose green, the color least suited for metal. He spent the entire journey trying to convince himself that the Titan was just a bundle of walking winter greens, but he failed several times.

He was very close to success. Zhao Bai no longer saw a Titan before his eyes, only a running mass of green.

His heart had never been so calm.

"Just one final push, Heavy Cannon Rabbit."

He said this, and the Heavy Cannon Rabbit, which had been flying at full power, suddenly stopped, bringing Zhao Bai down to the ground slowly. The rampaging Titan was several body lengths ahead, chasing desperately not far behind, about to reach Zhao Bai and smash him into a pulp.

Zhao Bai didn't look at the Titan. Instead, he turned to the Heavy Cannon Rabbit beside him.

"Say 'I want to eat vegetables' three times."

The Heavy Cannon Rabbit responded, "The database does not contain this sentence. I am unable to answer at this time."

"Then use glitch effects, use audio track splicing, which computers are good at, to piece together this sentence. Otherwise, this crisis cannot be resolved today, and my life will end at this moment."

The Titan was getting closer. Its heavy footsteps pounded against his chest like the drums of a war god.

Zhao Bai's heart beat faster and faster, while the Heavy Cannon Rabbit fell into silence.

Faster, faster.

Zhao Bai's face turned red, and he let out a near-breaking shout in his mind, though his expression remained calm.

When the Titan was only five steps away, when the rolling steam and heat waves were almost scalding Zhao Bai, the Heavy Cannon Rabbit's progress bar finally finished, and Bronya uttered the strange sentence.

"I want to eat vegetables."

"The customer's request is my unremitting pursuit."

Drawing his sword, he slashed diagonally, unleashing the Four Directions Slash.

The ethereal blue blade light flowed calmly like water, spreading across the damp lakeside ground.

The moment Zhao Bai heard the sentence, he pressed down with his right hand, drawing the Other Shore Gate from subspace. The deep blue long blade in his hand emitted a dazzling light.

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