Primordial Saint Joins the Chat Group
Chapter 47

Boohoohoo

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After taking two hits from Shining Tiga, Gatanothor crashed heavily from midair into the water.

The black mist around its body seemed to have dispersed considerably. The sea surface that had once been shrouded by the mist and obscured from view was now suddenly clear.

Gatanothor's tentacles regenerated weakly as it let out a feeble wail.

The broken conch shell on its back could no longer produce the low notes that bewitched the mind.

Godzilla charged up once more, like a nuclear reactor gone berserk, radiating scorching heat. Space visibly warped around him as he unleashed Atomic Breath from his mouth, blasting it fiercely into Gatanothor.

Already weakened, Gatanothor had little defense left. After Godzilla's blast, its aura seemed to have sunk to rock bottom.

Dark Tiga shook his hand, dispelling the black flames clinging to his body.

In the end, they were still bullying someone... bullying a beast.

Though he had not come in his Saint form, Shining Tiga and Cthulhu were present. Those two alone were enough to utterly crush Gatanothor, not to mention Godzilla and the Dark Tiga he had transformed into.

Shining Tiga clenched his fist and threw a punch through the air. Dazzling golden light bloomed from his fist, turning into scattered fragments of light that merged into the void.

Yet that attack did not dissipate. Instead, it struck at the darkness blanketing the entire Earth from every direction.

In an instant, global communications were restored. Sunlight once again shone upon the land, bringing vigorous life to all things.

"The situation is no longer critical. Let's finish it," Shining Tiga said as he stepped forward.

"Agreed," Cthulhu conveyed telepathically.

Fortunately, Daigo was currently in his Shining Tiga form. Otherwise, he would not have understood a word.

If Cthulhu had not restrained the power of chaos, that alone might have driven viewers across the globe insane, dealing humanity in this civilization a fatal blow.

Cthulhu strode forward, stirring up layer upon layer of waves, like a humanoid demon walking across the sea.

He leaped into the air and landed on top of Gatanothor.

He raised a fist countless times larger than a wok, its muscles twisting tight like intertwined vines, and slammed it down with force.

Once, twice...

Each punch was heavier than the last, each one stronger than the one before.

The terrifying Evil God of old was now like a plucked phoenix, pinned to the ground by Cthulhu and subjected to a merciless beating. It had no power to resist. When it tried to extend its enormous black crab claw, Dark Tiga seized it, crushed it, and tossed it aside.

The more Cthulhu fought, the more fired up he became. It had been a long time since he had thrown punches so freely and thoroughly. His body would not age, of course, but he still felt as though something long dormant within him needed an outlet.

As for Gatanothor, its body twitched from time to time, and the few remaining tentacles quivered a little. Other than that, it was practically unable to move.

But after beating it for a while, Cthulhu suddenly stood up, took a step back, and stopped attacking.

--In the group, Godzilla sent a question.

Deep Sea Otaku: What's wrong? Why did you suddenly stop?

Shinobu Kocho: It seems like... Gatanothor made a sound?

Takanashi Rikka: I can't understand, ying.

Daigo: Didn't it make plenty of sounds before?

Iron Man: Does that sound have some special meaning? Is that why Octopus Head stopped?

Octopus Head: Boohoohoo.

Passerby Kamen Rider: Why are you suddenly acting cute, Cthulhu?

Mumen Rider: Cthulhu's carefree punching in the Live Broadcast Room has already become an unforgettable shadow in my heart. Now that you're suddenly going boohoohoo, it feels a little strange.

Octopus Head: It wasn't me. It was Gatanothor.

Batman: ? (slowly typed)

Dragon Maid: So that was what Gatanothor meant when it made that sound just now?

Octopus Head: Yes. This child went boohoohoo.

Takanashi Rikka: Why did it suddenly become a child? [Element Detected] (Evil Eye of the Tyrant King's Gaze)

On the battlefield, Godzilla, Dark Tiga, Shining Tiga, and Cthulhu surrounded Gatanothor.

The powers of the four of them formed a barrier, locking Gatanothor firmly within it.

Meanwhile, they discussed Gatanothor's fate in the group.

But during the discussion, Gatanothor kept making sounds, causing Cthulhu, who had originally intended to beat it to death, to change his mind.

Shinobu Kocho: Um, the monster seems to have made several more sounds. What do they all mean?

Octopus Head: Boohoohoo, I was wrong. I shouldn't have wanted a Tiga figurine. Please spare me, something like that.

Iron Man: ? That's pretty weird. Did it really say something like that? It doesn't match the image it has in the Live Broadcast Room at all.

Yatogami Tohka: Beneath the appearance of a fierce beast, does it actually have a Yasashi heart! ❤

Daigo: @Octopus Head, do you want to spare it? But if it recovers, the life on this planet will suffer.

Deep Sea Otaku: Better to kill it. Anyone who destroys the ecosystem is unforgivable.

Octopus Head: Let me talk to it.

As he spoke, Cthulhu began communicating with Gatanothor.

Lu Changsheng found it rather interesting. Sure enough, things had taken a turn, heading in a different direction.

After communicating for a moment, Cthulhu took a step back, and the barrier formed by the group shattered on its own.

Daigo: ???

Deep Sea Otaku: You're letting this thing go?

Octopus Head: Yes, please spare it. I spoke with it, and if all of you reject it, I want to bring it back to my world and take it in as my child.

True Lord of Future Expectations: Fun fact: Gatanothor does not belong to Earth. It is an alien Evil God.

Deep Sea Otaku: 🌕

Daigo: Uh... you're taking it back with you, Cthulhu? I don't mind, but can you even bring it back?

True Lord of Future Expectations: We can try.

Batman: Perhaps. Stark previously sent a Red Packet containing a living person.

Takanashi Rikka: So scary, ying. A Red Packet with a living person.

Deep Sea Otaku: So the battle is over, right? Then I'm heading back, right?

After discussing it in the group for a while, they decided that Cthulhu would take Gatanothor away from this world.

If he could not take it away, Shining Tiga would be the one to end Gatanothor's life.

Cthulhu placed a hand on the barely alive Gatanothor, called upon the Chat Group to return to his original world, and warned Gatanothor not to resist.

The next second, Cthulhu and Gatanothor vanished from where they stood.

Batman: It seems that even in other worlds, living beings or objects can be taken away.

Iron Man: The condition for taking away a living being is that it has no intention of resisting, right? Otherwise, it can't be taken away?

True Lord of Future Expectations: I calculated it. That's correct.

Over the sea, the rising sun brought a hint of warmth.

Dark Tiga, Shining Tiga, and Godzilla basked in the sunlight of a new day.

After exchanging a glance, Godzilla returned to his original world.

Dark Tiga and Shining Tiga both nodded. Then Dark Tiga's figure dissolved into nothingness and disappeared.

Lu Changsheng returned to the Primordial World.

Only Shining Tiga remained, standing upon the sea.

"An Evil God that destroyed worlds... You Lian, the Evil God no longer exists."

As he spoke, Shining Tiga's figure turned into light and scattered into the air.

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