A Deal with the Heavenly Dao's Asshole

The Heavenly Dao Incarnation ignored the Wisdom Immortal beside him and stared directly at Bai Qiuran. Bai Qiuran pondered for a moment and asked, "Do you create a physical body for each person you trade with?"

"This is just to make it easier to communicate with you."

The Heavenly Dao Incarnation replied, "Based on your race, I chose a Human Race body like yours. However, you don't seem to like individuals similar to yourself, so I chose to transform this body into one of the opposite sex."

"Then I am truly humbled and apprehensive."

Bai Qiuran her chin on her hand, said, "Thanks to you, I seem to have a vague idea of how the Qi Sea in the human body is constructed..."

The Heavenly Dao Incarnation made no comment, but continued to ask, "Heaven's Envy, what kind of deal do you want with me? Do you want me to help you perfect this Immortal Arts, or do you want me to save your wife?"

"None of those."

Bai Qiuran coldly replied, "I don't trust you. Who knows if there's anything fishy about your perfected immortal cultivation methods, or if the immortality you granted my wife will decay. We Human Race must rely on ourselves."

"Then what do you want to see me for?"

Even the Heavenly Dao Incarnation, which was devoid of emotion, couldn't help but feel somewhat surprised.

You don't know either?

Bai Qiuran laughed at it, "I thought you were omniscient and omnipotent."

"No, if I were omniscient and omnipotent, I would have already erased you and Yue Qifeng, these two extraterrestrial beings."

The Heavenly Dao Incarnation answered honestly.

Who is Yue Qifeng?

Bai Qiuran surprised.

"It's me."

Wisdom Immortal responded in a muffled voice.

"So, what kind of deal do you want to make with me?"

The Heavenly Dao Incarnation asked for the third time.

"I trade with you the continuation of the Human Race."

Bai Qiuran's expression was serious.

"After I leave this era, you must not collude with the Heavenly Gods to attack Human Race."

However, after a moment of silence, the Heavenly Dao Incarnation replied, "I cannot make this deal."

"Why?"

Bai Qiuran asked, "Do you think I can't afford this stake?"

"No."

The Heavenly Dao Incarnation answered matter-of-factly, "I will not attack the Human Race; therefore, your terms of exchange are meaningless."

"Hey, Wisdom Immortal."

Bai Qiuran turned to Wisdom Immortal and asked, "Didn't you say that Heaven is extremely stingy? How come she's so honest?"

"The Way of Heavenly Dao cannot interfere with the world at will, otherwise chaos would ensue."

Wisdom Immortal replied, "Just like this transaction, there are three basic principles: voluntariness, openness, and exchange. She can't offer something she can't offer in exchange for you; that would violate its own rules."

"Alright."

Bai Qiuran turned to look at the Heavenly Dao and said, "Then, what do I need to exchange for the truth related to the First-Generation Heaven's Envy, the Eastern Emperor Taiyi, and the Heavenly Emperor of all generations?"

Bai Qiuran originally thought that this Heavenly Dao Will should be the kind of emotionless, do-whatever-you-want style of action, but unexpectedly, when he raised this question, the embodiment of Heavenly Dao actually showed a hesitant expression.

"Can."

After a long pause, she finally gave her reply.

"Then the bargaining chip is that you help me significantly accelerate the process of the demise of the Heavenly Gods Clan."

Upon hearing her conditions, Bai Qiuran and Wisdom Immortal exchanged a surprised glance.

"How?"

The Heavenly Dao Incarnation asked, "You don't agree to this deal?"

"No, it's just that I feel some things aren't quite as we imagine."

Bai Qiuran thought for a moment and readily agreed. He was already planning to do this anyway. He wouldn't need to make a deal with the Heavenly Dao; he would push the Heavenly Gods Clan toward destruction anyway. By agreeing to this deal, he could also get a secret for free. The Heavenly Dao's principles of dealing didn't Restraint him either. He was absolutely delighted.

Therefore, the constraint holds.

As soon as the incarnation of the Heavenly Dao Incarnation finished speaking, Bai Qiuran suddenly felt a strange connection between herself and the entire world.

"I cannot Restraint you with power, therefore, if you break your promise, I will restart the entire world."

The Heavenly Dao Incarnation spoke honestly to Bai Qiuran.

"Can."

Bai Qiuran nodded.

"Then tell me everything I want to know."

The Heavenly Dao Incarnation remained silent. She raised her hand, and the surrounding space instantly shifted. Bai Qiuran and Wisdom Immortal realized that they had unknowingly arrived in another space.

"Countless eons ago, this world was born from the Void, and a will awakened—that will was me. I am the sum of all the latent Consciousness of all matter in this world, and the sole will representing this world."

As the Heavenly Dao Incarnation manifested, a ball of blazing white light containing boundless energy erupted in the darkness, supporting a Chaos and indistinct world.

"Following my instincts, I began to guide the creation of the world. Chaos was my first creation, but it died soon after."

The scene I had witnessed before, along with the book, reappeared; the first Heavenly Emperor, Chaos, resembling clay, appeared in the center of the world.

"Then Heaven and Earth naturally returned to clarity; the clear above became heaven, and the turbid below became earth. I then created Earth Mother Sky Father, and they gave birth to the sea, land, and sky. Next, I created many kinds of creatures, allowing them to multiply."

The world in the darkness gradually began to stabilize, and countless strange creatures with terrifying power and unimaginably large bodies began to roam the earth.

"But I discovered that they all had flaws; after developing to a certain stage, they would stagnate and then prey on each other. I destroyed them, leaving only a small group."

A beam of white light spread across the world, instantly dissipating the terrifying Behemoths that covered the land, sea, and sky, leaving only two or three relatively calm and strong-looking Behemoths.

"I believe these creatures need guidance to thrive, so I bestowed upon the most powerful among them the title of Heavenly Emperor, making him my representative to guide the entire world on my behalf."

"But my creations are still not perfect, so during the reign of the Heavenly Emperor, I also transformed, created, and guided the evolution of creatures generation after generation, allowing them to survive and be eliminated. In this process, the Heavenly Emperor also needs to be replaced constantly, so I made the Heavenly Emperor's term of office the same as the cycle in which I complete a better creation."

In that dark world, generations of races with different appearances were born, and the strongest of the strongest races would become the Heavenly Emperor of that era.

"After a long period of experimentation and several world restarts, I discovered that the beings born from the rules best meet my requirements. They are naturally powerful, intelligent, and capable of communication. I call them Heavenly Gods, and they are my first satisfactory creation."

"So, in your eyes, Chaos, who is revered by the Heavenly Gods as the first Heavenly Gods, doesn't actually qualify as Heavenly Gods?"

Bai Qiuran asked.

"They are all my works."

The Heavenly Dao Incarnation answered in this way, and then continued, "But I soon discovered the flaws of the Heavenly Gods. They are born too powerful, which leads to their limitations. From birth to adulthood, their growth rate is terribly low, and after a long period of development, they also begin to be complacent and stop striving for progress."

"So I began to contemplate my second creation."

On the land of that tiny world in the dark space, tiny creatures, like ants, began to appear, strange and with various characteristics.

Then these creatures also constantly and rapidly change, being born and dying out.

"After countless failures, I finally created a race that satisfied me. They were weak and selfish, but intelligent and ambitious, possessing greater potential than the Heavenly Gods. They were creative, knew how to use tools, and had an insatiable ambition for evolution. Because of their unique bipedal posture, they were later called humans by the Heavenly Gods."

"I gave the Heavenly Emperor an order for my eldest son to guide this race. At first, the Heavenly Gods were very happy, and the Human Race prospered as a result. I vaguely saw the day when they would replace the Heavenly Gods and become the masters of Heaven and Earth. But just when the Human Race reached its peak, I made a mistake. I used the Human Race as a model to create a god."

In the world that was created by the incarnation of the Heavenly Dao Incarnation, a tall Giant appeared. His appearance was no different from that of a human, but he was handsome, upright, and imposing.

"Eastern Emperor Taiyi..."

Bai Qiuran a low voice.