Douluo Peerless Chat Group, But I'm a Real Man

Swallowed Star—Earth, Australia, Wilderness Zone.

At the top floor of a damaged high-rise, once a corner of a bustling metropolis, nothing remained now but broken walls and rubble.

Li Yifei sat on a crude bedroll made from monster hides, his brow tightly furrowed.

Around him lay piles of monster materials radiating powerful auras.

There were the claws of Lightning Sables, the reverse scales of Iron-Armored Dragons, and even several intact heads of Advanced Lord level monsters.

They were all trophies he had collected over the past half month.

Yet Li Yifei felt no joy whatsoever.

Looking at the materials that would drive Warlord-level martial artists mad, he felt only frustration.

"Still not enough."

His physical fitness and Mental power had both been stuck at the peak of High-level God of War.

The thin barrier leading to the Planetary level was far tougher than he had imagined. No matter how frantically he fought or how ruthlessly he pushed his potential, he could not break through it.

Time waited for no one.

The Kinkaku Giant Beast, the sword hanging over all humanity's heads, had not left Earth much time.

If he could not break through to the Planetary level before it arrived, everything would be meaningless.

Just as Li Yifei irritably considered kicking one of the monster heads beside him away—

A translucent pale-blue screen unfolded before him without warning.

[Douluo Peerless Chat Group welcomes you.]

Li Yifei froze.

He blinked, making sure he was not hallucinating from excessive mental strain.

The screen floated half a meter in front of him, crystal clear.

Douluo?

He remembered it as a wildly popular novel from his previous life.

Peerless beauty?

Li Yifei touched his own face.

After being optimized by Gene Primal Energy, his appearance was indeed exceptional, with sword-like brows, bright eyes, and sharply defined features.

But "peerless beauty" was usually used to describe women.

As a real man, being dragged into a Group Chat with that kind of name felt rather strange.

The screen gave him little time to think and automatically opened the chat interface.

With a sliver of hope, Li Yifei immediately began searching through it.

Check-in, lottery, shop, exchange...

He needed anything that could increase his strength.

However, after searching the entire crude interface, he found nothing except a lone "Group Chat" button.

Li Yifei was somewhat disappointed.

When he entered the Group Chat, the system prompted him to set a nickname first.

He casually entered his own name.

"Li Yifei."

After all, he was not in Douluo Continent. Using his real name did not matter.

The moment he finished setting it, the first message popped up in the Group Chat.

[Bibi Dong: What is this Chat Group?]

Spirit Hall, the Pope's bedchamber.

Bibi Dong reclined against a soft lounge chair, wearing only a purple silk nightgown.

The fabric was exceedingly smooth, clinging to her exquisite figure and vividly outlining her breathtaking curves.

Her long, fair legs were casually crossed, their rounded contours faintly visible beneath the thin fabric.

She had been enjoying a rare moment of rest, but the screen that suddenly appeared before her instantly sharpened her languid gaze.

An invisible pressure spread from her body, and the air throughout the bedchamber seemed to freeze.

[A Little Goose: A Chat Group is obviously a place for chatting~ Does His Holiness the Pope lack even that much common sense?]

[World's Number One Princess: Peerless beauty? Hehe~ This Chat Group has pretty good taste!]

[World's Number One Princess: This princess is unquestionably the world's number one peerless beauty!]

Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, Ning Rongrong's room.

The little princess, who was stuffing all sorts of precious treasures into a small bundle, proudly stopped when she saw the messages in the Group Chat.

She puffed out her still somewhat undeveloped chest as though declaring her beauty to the entire world.

[Little Ice Cube: Is that Bibi Dong above really the Pope of Spirit Hall? Could she be an impostor?]

[Bibi Dong: Genuine without question! Who would dare impersonate the Pope of Spirit Hall so casually?]

A line of icy text carried unquestionable authority.

Yet the very next message immediately challenged her authority.

[Bunny Is So Cute: The Pope of Spirit Hall? Bad woman! A bad woman who slaughtered innocents! I'll definitely kill you and avenge my mother!]

Nuoding Academy, inside a dormitory.

A cute girl in a pink short skirt, her hair braided into a scorpion tail, glared viciously at the screen.

Her little face was full of rage. She grabbed a carrot from beside her and bit down with a crunch, as if she were biting the bad woman's body rather than a carrot.

[???: Bibi Dong has always had problems with her eyes. Please forgive her.]

An abrupt message appeared, its sender's nickname a string of question marks.

[Is Jade Not Jade: Is it really Bibi Dong? Then I can start cursing!]

[Ghost Cat: ...Are you all real people?]

Vermilion Bird City, inside a Dai Family carriage, a black-haired girl with an explosive figure stared at the screen in bewilderment.

This thing seemed even stranger than her damned fiancé.

[Is Jade Not Jade: @Bibi Dong, you blind old woman! You abandoned Xiao Gang back then, and now you slaughter innocents! What the hell are you supposed to be?!]

[World's Number One Princess: Great insult from the person above! I support you!]

Ning Rongrong's eyes lit up as she hurriedly fanned the flames.

Inside Spirit Hall's bedchamber.

Bibi Dong looked at the vile abuse on the screen, and her sharp eyes instantly filled with fury.

"Insolence!"

She abruptly sat upright.

A terrifying aura erupted from her with a thunderous boom.

The air throughout the bedchamber became thick and heavy.

The messages on the screen continued.

[Little Fox Demon: **Insolence!** You ignorant juniors, how dare you be so disrespectful toward His Holiness the Pope?! Is His Holiness the Pope someone you can insult at will?]

[Is Jade Not Jade: Get lost, you little fox spirit! This isn't your place to speak!]

Bibi Dong was so furious that her chest rose and fell violently.

Its already full curves became even more striking, as though two balls of fury were burning within.

When had someone as exalted as her ever endured such insults hurled directly at her face?

Meanwhile, in Australia.

Li Yifei watched the sudden shouting match with bored indifference.

He had searched every corner of the Chat Group. Forget check-ins and lotteries—there was not even a group file.

Aside from chatting, this Group Chat truly seemed to have no other purpose.

[Li Yifei: Ganging up on Blind Douluo Bibi Dong? Seems like none of my business, though.]

He casually sent a message.

[Li Yifei: What kind of Chat Group is this?! There aren't any rewards at all. It makes me want to leave the group!]

Ding!

Just as Li Yifei was about to tap the close button, a crisp notification sounded in every Group Chat member's mind.

The Chat Group interface changed instantly.

[All group members have been detected as active. The Group Leader selection will now begin!]

[Once the Group Leader is determined, they will receive a Group Leader reward! Afterward, each group upgrade will grant an additional Group Leader reward, and they may participate in Group Manager reward and group member reward draws!]