Honghuang: I Cause Havoc on the Three Sects, You're Not Splitting the Family Anymore?
Chapter 5

Xuandu's Utter Embarrassment! Senior Brother of the Daoist School? Or Its Little Girl? (Continued)

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His bright eyes were full of confusion and surprise.

Her height of only about 1.4 meters made her all the more adorable.

She was the very picture of a dazed little loli.

Xuan Du still hadn't figured out what had happened.

The other junior brothers and sisters began chatting among themselves.

"Since when did Senior Brother Xuan Du take in a young attendant?"

"Do you think she might be Senior Brother Xuan Du's daughter?"

"Impossible. Senior Brother doesn't look like the type to find a Dao companion."

"..."

Golden Horn and Silver Horn, drawn over by the strange celestial phenomena, walked up.

They did their best to put on their kindest smiles.

Then they reached out and pinched the little loli's chubby cheeks.

"Little one, do you know when Senior Brother Xuan Du will finish his seclusion?"

The Three Xiao immediately crowded around.

These three female immortals held important positions in the Interception Sect.

The moment they saw how cute Xuan Du looked, their maternal instincts went wild.

Bi Xiao ran over to Xuan Du and took out a pill.

It had no medicinal effects; it was just tasty.

"Little sister, want some candy?"

"Are you Senior Brother Xuan Du's daughter?"

"When did Senior Brother Xuan Du find a Dao companion?"

"Could you be Senior Brother Xuan Du's disciple?"

Duobao flew right up to Xuan Du and gave his head a vigorous rub.

The barrage of questions finally snapped Xuan Du out of it.

He shouted at the top of his lungs.

"This poor Daoist is Xuan Du! Stop rubbing my head!"

The loli's childish voice echoed in the ears of the many disciples of the Xuan Sect.

Quite a few disciples had already begun using Memory Stones to capture the scene.

Duobao's clutches still didn't stop. If anything, he got even more carried away.

Golden Horn, Silver Horn, and Green Ox watched with great interest.

After all, the Xuan Sect was harmonious now, and the eldest senior brother had always been a kindly sort.

And now that Xuan Du had become a loli, there was no way they were letting him go.

Duobao was determined to rub his head to his heart's content!

Xuan Du was on the verge of a mental breakdown.

"My dignity has been ruined by Junior Brother Xuandan's pill!"

He had tried countless things.

Spells that changed his appearance were completely useless.

It was as if he'd been locked into loli form.

After shouting, Xuan Du immediately turned and rushed back into his cave.

Boom!!!

The cave's entrance slammed shut.

If I can't win, I can at least hide!

Inside the cave, Xuan Du stood with his hands on his hips, fuming, his round little face bright red with embarrassment.

When he noticed his pose and expression, he quickly lowered his hands.

The Xuan Sect's eldest senior brother had turned into its biggest loli!

His dignity was completely gone.

How was he ever supposed to show his face again?

Gah...

Xuan Du sucked in a sharp breath.

Why had he instinctively started talking like that?

After Xuan Du shut himself away and refused to see anyone,

many Xuan Sect disciples hurried off in every direction, carrying their firsthand Memory Stones.

After all, in the monotonous life of cultivating immortality,

a bit of fun like Xuan Du turning into a loli was certainly worth spreading by word of mouth.

But quite a few disciples had also noticed the key detail.

Senior Brother Xuan Du had seemed to complain about Junior Brother Xuandan.

The disciples of the Xuan Sect looked puzzled.

They began asking one another whether anyone knew a fellow disciple named Xuandan.

At last, Green Ox spoke up to clear things up.

"Fellow senior and junior brothers, Xuandan is a disciple the master took in several hundred years ago."

"I know where Junior Brother's cave is. I'll lead you there."

Most of the disciples immediately agreed.

"Let's go, let's go! He became a disciple only a few hundred years ago, yet he can already refine pills that help Senior Brother Xuan Du break through. That's incredible!"

"If we could get even one pill, then even if we can't comprehend a divine ability as powerful as Senior Brother Xuan Du's, breaking through our current bottleneck would be good enough."

"Wait, I just had a thought. Could the pill be why Senior Brother Xuan Du turned into that?"

One disciple rolled his eyes at the suggestion. "Don't be ridiculous. Didn't you hear Senior Brother Xuan Du say the pill helped him break through?"

"He probably made a mistake while circulating his cultivation during the breakthrough."

"True. Whether or not we can get a pill, it'll be nice to meet our new junior brother."

At once, the many disciples of the Xuan Sect set off under Green Ox's lead,

heading in a great procession toward Xuan Dan's Mansion.

After all, they were terribly eager to get their hands on a medicine that could help them comprehend divine abilities.

Meanwhile, Xuandan had just finished refining another batch of Tianxin Pills.

It seemed that once the debuff had been set, it didn't change at certain stages.

The side effect of turning into a loli was still there.

The five Tianxin Pills naturally had ten times the medicinal power, too.

He had just put the pills away and was about to continue refining when

he heard a fellow disciple announce his arrival.

"Green Ox, mount of the Grand Pure Sage, has come to pay a visit to Junior Brother Xuandan."

Xuandan was puzzled and gave a surprised little exclamation.

"Why has Green Ox suddenly come to visit me?"

Still wondering, he opened the cave's entrance.

But the sight before him startled him so badly that he stumbled backward.

Why were there so many fellow senior and junior brothers here, along with several senior sisters?

Could they be here to invite him to a party?

The Three Xiao approached Xuandan as if they were old friends.

Among them, the most impulsive, Bi Xiao, suddenly narrowed her eyes.

She leaned in close beside Xuandan and sniffed.

"Junior Brother, you smell so nice."

Xuandan was suddenly enlightened. Were senior sisters really this forward?

So uninhibited—no wonder she'd later be ruthless enough to strip the Twelve Golden Immortals of the three flowers atop their heads.

"Senior Sister, I'm the transformed form of a Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir, so of course I smell like pills."

"But wait, fellow senior and junior brothers, senior sisters—what brings you here?"

He suddenly came to his senses. Bi Xiao's interruption had made him forget the real reason they were there.

Green Ox didn't waste words. He simply showed them the Memory Stone.

Then the scene of Xuan Du's public humiliation appeared before everyone once again.

The air was filled with mirth, but Xuandan felt a chill run down his spine.

Gah... once he changes back, won't Senior Brother kill me?

Some people are alive, but they've already been socially ruined.

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