Prehistoric World: I Wreak Havoc on the Three Religions, You Won't Split Up?

Her bright eyes were filled with confusion and surprise.

Especially her height of barely over a meter forty, which added an extra touch of cuteness.

She was the very picture of an adorable, simple-minded little loli.

Xuándū still had no idea what had happened.

The other junior brothers and sisters immediately began chattering among themselves.

"Since when did Senior Brother Xuándū take on a Daoist attendant?"

"Do you think she might be Senior Brother Xuándū's daughter?"

"Impossible—he doesn't seem like the type to find a Dao companion."

"..."

Drawn by the celestial anomaly, Golden Horn and Silver Horn walked over.

They tried their best to put on their kindest smiles.

Reaching out, they pinched the little loli's slightly chubby cheeks.

"Little one, do you know when Senior Brother Xuándū will emerge from seclusion?"

San Xiao crowded in at once.

The three female immortals held significant status in the Jie Sect.

The moment they saw Xuándū's adorable form, their maternal instincts overflowed.

Bi Xiao ran up beside Xuándū and pulled out a pill.

It had no medicinal effect—just tasted good.

"Little sister, want some candy?"

"Are you Senior Brother Xuándū's daughter?"

"When did Senior Brother Xuándū find a Dao companion?"

"Or are you Senior Brother Xuándū's disciple?"

Duobao flew straight up to Xuándū and mercilessly ruffled her head.

The barrage of questions jolted Xuándū back to his senses.

He shouted at the top of his lungs.

"This Humble Daoist is Xuándū! Stop rubbing!"

The loli's childish voice echoed in the ears of the many Xuan Sect disciples.

Quite a few had already pulled out Memory Stones to record the scene.

Duobao's demonic claws didn't stop—they only grew more relentless.

Golden Horn, Silver Horn, and Green Ox watched with keen interest.

After all, the Xuan Sect was harmonious now, and the senior brother had always been an approachable figure.

Now that Xuándū was in loli form, there was no way they'd let him off.

Duobao declared he'd definitely get his fill of ruffling!

Xuándū's heart was on the verge of collapse.

"This Humble Daoist's dignity has been utterly ruined by Junior Brother Xuandan's pill!"

He had tried countless times.

Spells to alter his appearance were completely useless.

It seemed he was locked into this loli form.

After one final shout, Xuándū turned and fled straight back to his cave dwelling.

Boom!!!

The cave door slammed shut.

If I can't fight them, can't I at least hide?

Inside the cave, Xuándū puffed out his cheeks and planted his hands on his hips, his round little face flushed crimson with shame.

Realizing his own posture and expression, he quickly dropped his hands.

The Xuan Sect's senior brother had become the Xuan Sect's big loli!

His face was utterly gone now.

He'd never be able to show himself again!

Sigh...

Xuándū sucked in a sharp breath.

Why—why had he instinctively let out that "sigh"?

After Xuándū shut his door and refused to see anyone, many Xuan Sect disciples quickly spread the news, carrying first-hand Memory Stones.

After all, in the monotonous life of immortal cultivation, a bit of entertainment like "Turn into a loli?" was something everyone was happy to pass around by word of mouth.

But quite a few Xuan Sect disciples also noticed the key point.

Just now, Senior Brother Xuándū seemed to be complaining about a junior brother named Xuāndān.

This left the disciples puzzled.

They discussed and asked among themselves, wondering who this fellow disciple named Xuāndān was.

Until the Green Ox took the initiative to explain.

"Fellow Disciples, Xuāndān is a disciple Master took in several hundred years ago."

"Old Ox here knows where his cave dwelling is; I'll lead you there."

Instantly, most of the Xuan Sect disciples chimed in agreement.

"Let's go together! To have joined as a disciple centuries ago and already concoct pills that let Senior Brother Xuándū break through—truly astonishing!"

"If we could beg for one, even if we can't comprehend a divine ability as powerful as Senior Brother Xuándū's, just breaking through our current bottleneck would be good enough."

"Wait, I just had a thought—do you think Senior Brother Xuándū ended up like that because of the pill?"

Hearing this, another disciple rolled his eyes. "Don't be ridiculous. Didn't you hear Senior Brother Xuándū say that pill helped him break through?"

"He probably just went off course in his technique during the breakthrough."

"True. Even if we can't get a pill, it's still good to meet a new junior brother."

Right then, many Xuan Sect disciples, led by the Green Ox, set off in a mighty procession toward Xuan Dan's Mansion.

After all, the medicinal effect of comprehending divine abilities was something they truly coveted.

Meanwhile, Xuāndān had just finished refining another batch of Tianxin Pills.

It seemed that once the debuff was set, it wouldn't change at certain stages.

The side effect of turning into a loli remained.

Five Tianxin Pills naturally meant ten times the Medicinal Power.

He had just put the pills away and was about to continue alchemy

when suddenly a voice rang out, requesting an audience.

"The Grand Pure Sage's mount, the Green Ox, specially comes to call on Junior Brother Xuāndān."

Xuāndān was a bit puzzled and let out a soft "Huh?"

"Why would the Green Ox suddenly come to visit me?"

With curiosity, he opened the gate of his cave dwelling—

and was startled into stepping back repeatedly by the sight before him.

Why were there so many fellow disciples, and even a few Senior Sisters?

Could they be here to invite him to a party?

The San Xiao approached Xuāndān like old friends.

Among them, the most reckless, Bi Xiao, suddenly narrowed her eyes.

She leaned in close to Xuāndān and sniffed.

"Junior Brother, you smell wonderful."

Xuāndān was thoroughly impressed. Was the Senior Sister this forward?

Unrestrained by formalities—no wonder she was the fierce one who would later cut off the Three Flowers atop the heads of the Twelve Golden Immortals.

"Senior Sister, I'm the Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir incarnate, so of course I have the fragrance of pills."

"But wait—Fellow Disciples, Senior Sisters, what brings you all here?"

He suddenly snapped back to reality, realizing Bi Xiao had thrown him off track and he'd forgotten the main matter.

The Green Ox said nothing more and directly displayed the Memory Stone.

Then the scene of Xuándū's utter humiliation played out before everyone again.

The air was filled with a cheerful atmosphere, but Xuāndān felt a chill run down his spine.

"Tch... once the transformation wears off, isn't Senior Brother going to kill me?"

Some people are alive, but they've already socially died.