Honghuang: I Cause Havoc on the Three Sects, You're Not Splitting the Family Anymore?
Chapter 9

Prehistoric World: I Wreak Havoc on the Three Religions, You Won't Split Up?

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He threw himself wholeheartedly into the Cultivation Incarnation Great Thousand.

Over the course of ten years, he fell into a state of enlightenment, his comprehension extraordinary.

The Divine Ability Incarnation Great Thousand had already achieved minor success.

When he opened his eyes, the joy within him spilled across his face.

He looked up and cupped his hands toward Xuan Dan in thanks.

"Many thanks for Junior Brother's pills, helping me attain this divine ability!"

Ah, wait—why is Junior Brother using a Memory Stone?

Hiss... why did I say that?

And when did Junior Brother get so tall?

Huanglong lowered his head and reached out a hand, utterly dumbfounded.

Those chubby little fingers were enough to tell him what had happened.

The smile on Xuan Dan's face never faded.

The Senior Brother Huanglong before him had already transformed into a loli form.

His skin was as fair as a thousand-year ice crystal, his adorably naive appearance making anyone want to ruffle him to their heart's content.

Especially the pair of smooth, glossy, and still-immature dragon horns atop his head—

They added an extra layer of cuteness.

Xuan Dan stared at Huanglong's dazed look, then thought back to how he had looked before the transformation...

"Junior Brother, what are you laughing at?"

Xuan Dan let out a snort, quickly waving his hand to explain: "Nothing, I just remembered something very funny."

"Huh?"

Huanglong tilted his head in confusion, then realized something was off about his state. His face instantly flushed red, and he hurriedly covered his mouth.

What's going on—even my speech has turned into a loli's?

Xuan Dan could no longer hold it in. He burst out laughing, the air filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

Thump!

Huanglong suddenly collapsed onto the ground, sitting limp, on the verge of tears.

"I was such a fool, really..."

"I only knew the pill would turn me into a loli, but I forgot that after becoming one, the way I talk would change too."

But those little stubby legs were just too hard not to laugh at.

Huanglong lifted his face and looked up at Xuan Dan with pleading eyes.

"Junior Brother, Kunlun Mountain has so many people. Senior Brother is begging you here."

"Please don't tell anyone, okay?"

Xuan Dan suppressed his laughter, placed the recorded Memory Stone into his storage space, and put on a serious expression.

"Rest assured, Senior Brother. This is a little secret between you and me."

Huanglong's anxious heart settled, and he scrambled back to his feet, using both hands and feet.

"In that case, This Humble Daoist will take his leave now."

With that, he didn't wait for Xuan Dan's reply and fled from Xuan Dan's Mansion.

Along the way, he dodged and hid, terrified of being seen by anyone.

Back in his cave dwelling, Huanglong planted his hands on his hips, his demeanor completely different from his earlier dejection.

"Hahaha, as expected, pills are far more important than face!"

"I just need to go into seclusion until the side effects wear off!"

"Huanglong, you really are too clever!"

He seemed to notice his own state, and his old face flushed red.

He cleared his throat lightly to cover his embarrassment.

Then he sat cross-legged and continued digesting his insights into the divine ability.

Meanwhile, Xuan Dan placed the Memory Stone into his storage ring.

Inside it now held three Memory Stones in total.

He called this storage ring his collection folder.

Reaching out to calculate the time, Xuan Dan furrowed his brow slightly.

"Alchemy for so long has actually pulled my cultivation level upward."

"It just so happens I have a hundred thousand years of cultivation sitting in the system space."

"Let's use the last bit of time to make a push and break through to the Mysterious Immortal realm in seclusion."

Xuandan put away the Four Symbols Cauldron and continued cultivating the Supreme Purity Golden Core Technique.

The earlier reward of enhanced comprehension now showed its effect.

The Spiritual Energy he absorbed was richer, and his cultivation speed had increased.

At the same time, he began to understand parts of the technique that had previously been obscure and hard to grasp.

Time slipped by quickly. Quite a few Xuan Sect disciples were privately selling Memory Stones.

They called it something like "Honest Loli Senior Brother."

Many disciples watched and clicked their tongues in amazement.

When Huanglong got wind of it, he patted his chest and said with a grin, "Hehe, lucky this humble Daoist is clever. Don't let my usual poor wits fool you—I'm actually sharp as a tack!"

Just as he was congratulating himself, a bell tolled, striking straight at the soul.

Every Chan Sect disciple heard the voice of the Primordial Lord of Heaven in their minds.

"Come at once to the Jade Void Palace to present your lessons. Do not delay."

Huanglong's chubby little face went pale on the spot. He paced anxiously on his short legs.

"It's over, over, over, over..."

"If I don't go for Master's lesson check, that's no good—I'll get scolded."

"But in this state, what am I supposed to do?"

He tried every trick he knew to change his form.

But it was all like drawing water with a bamboo basket—nothing came of it.

Back in the Jade Void Palace, only Huanglong had yet to arrive.

The Primordial Lord of Heaven's face darkened instantly.

"That wayward disciple—now he doesn't even bother to show up..."

Before he finished speaking, a childish voice rang out from outside the Jade Void Palace.

"Master, Master, I'm here!"

Chapter 8: Huanglong's Experience, Mysterious Sun Pill

The childish voice echoed through the empty Jade Void Palace.

It drew the gaze of every Chan Sect disciple.

The Dragon Horned Loli's face flushed bright red on the spot.

But here in the Jade Void Palace, without the Primordial Lord of Heaven's permission, no one could use magic.

He could only trudge forward on his two short legs.

Guang Chengzi and Chi Jingzi exchanged a glance.

They both smiled in unison.

The other disciples' expressions were much the same.

If this weren't the Jade Void Palace, they would have used Memory Stones to preserve this precious scene.

Earlier, San Xiao had easily attained the Golden Immortal Dao Fruit with the help of the Tianxin Pill.

Thus, the Tianxin Pill had drawn the envy of countless Xuan Sect disciples.

But because of the side effect—turning into a loli and suffering utter social death—

not a single Male Immortal present dared to step forward and sacrifice his dignity to take the pill.

No one expected that the first to take that step would be one of their own Fellow Disciples.

Loli Huanglong's face was bright red. He hung his head, stammering and refusing to speak.

The Primordial Lord of Heaven raised an eyebrow slightly and stretched out his hand to make a calculation.

In just a few breaths, the Sage Supreme had already grasped the full story of the matter.

He looked over Huanglong's current shy and adorable appearance and couldn't help but crack a smile.

But then he cleared his throat twice and put on a stern face again.

Huanglong, who had been trembling and expecting a scolding, stole a glance at the Primordial Lord of Heaven.

Ah! It's over, over—Master looks angry.

The Primordial Lord of Heaven pretended to be serious and scolded him.

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