Obito: Uchiha Chi Is Such a Clown (Please Follow)

"That's right, Rin told me everything!"

Hearing Uchiha Obito's words, Uchiha Chi's entire body trembled slightly. He tilted his head toward the sky and let out a deep sigh.

He was about to lose it.

"So that's how it is..." A trace of amusement flashed through Uchiha Chi's eyes, but his tone was full of sorrow and bitterness. "Rin... really said that?"

Seeing Uchiha Chi looking like a defeated dog, Obito felt an inexplicable burst of joy.

So... this is what showing off feels like?!

"That's right, exactly!"

He proudly lifted his chin and continued eagerly, "Rin is at the park right now, waiting for me to go on a date with her!"

"Just admit it, Uchiha Chi. After failing to confess, you're already beneath me!"

"A date..." Uchiha Chi looked at Obito in surprise. He had not expected anyone to be this shameless.

"That's right!" A hint of guilt flashed across Obito's face, but he still nodded vigorously. "Jealous, huh? This is Rin and my first date!"

"I see."

Uchiha Chi murmured softly, covering his eyes with the hand he had just slipped into his pocket.

The sting of the Onion quickly reddened the corners of his eyes, making him look utterly defeated. "I really did lose. I lost completely..."

Seeing Uchiha Chi's wounded expression, Obito nodded in satisfaction, feeling unbelievably good!

Having always been at the bottom of the class, he was tasting the feeling of being a winner for the first time.

It was so delicious, so delightful...

[Detected joy from Uchiha Obito!]

[Obtained 15 points. Defense increased by 3%!]

Looking at the system reward, Uchiha Chi blinked.

He's already dropping gold?

Obito's emotional threshold is this low? No wonder Uchiha Madara took a liking to him...

He studied Uchiha Obito with great interest, as though examining an unmined treasure trove.

Uchiha Obito sensed the gaze and immediately asked irritably, "What are you looking at?"

"I'm not looking. I just wanted to ask..." Uchiha Chi spread his hands and asked casually, "What time did you arrange to meet Rin?"

"!!" Only then did Uchiha Obito remember that he still had a date to attend, and he instantly jolted.

Damn it, I'm going to be late!

Just as Obito was about to step forward, he suddenly heard coughing from beside his feet.

"Cough, cough..."

Obito looked down and discovered that the Old Lady disguised by White Zetsu Agan was still lying on the ground. He could not help but exclaim in surprise, "Old Lady, you're still here?"

Uchiha Chi also showed a concerned expression. "Old Lady, are you all right?"

"I..." Looking at the two Uchiha expressing such concern, White Zetsu Agan clearly had no sense of pain, yet somehow felt its two broken ribs ache faintly.

First, there was Uchiha Obito.

It was an old person who had fallen to the ground. If it was not supposed to stay here, was it supposed to get up and walk home by itself?

This brat really had something wrong with his brain!

Then there was this Uchiha Chi.

He had clearly kicked it from behind, yet now he was hypocritically asking whether it was all right?

He was absolutely the most vile, wicked, and evil Uchiha it had ever seen since it was born!

If not for Uchiha Madara's orders, White Zetsu Agan would have wanted to slaughter these two Uchiha right now!

White Zetsu Agan gritted its teeth and asked hoarsely, "I'm fine. I just need to rest a little, children... could you help me back?"

Although it said "children," White Zetsu's eyes remained fixed on Obito the entire time. Clearly, it did not want Uchiha Chi to help it.

"Well..."

Facing White Zetsu's hopeful gaze, Uchiha Obito's expression became deeply conflicted.

At that moment, a figure stepped between White Zetsu Agan and Obito.

"I'll do it."

"Huh?" Obito abruptly looked toward Uchiha Chi.

White Zetsu Agan also turned to look at him expressionlessly.

[Detected vigilance from White Zetsu Agan!]

[Obtained 10 points. Damage Increase increased by 2%!]

Uchiha Chi smiled and nodded at White Zetsu, then turned to Obito and said calmly, "You're going to see Rin, right? Though I don't want you to see her..."

"I want even less for Rin to wait too long."

As soon as he finished speaking, a duet sounded in his mind.

[Detected confusion from White Zetsu Agan!]

[Obtained 10 points. Damage Increase increased by 2%!]

White Zetsu eyed the instant-noodle-haired boy suspiciously, the one who had just kicked it.

Could this brat really be such a kind person?

[Detected surprise from Uchiha Obito!]

[Obtained 15 points. Damage Increase increased by 3%!]

Not wanting Rin to wait too long?

Uchiha Obito stared blankly at Uchiha Chi.

What kind of ultimate simp was this? Why did he seem even more pathetic than Obito himself?

Looking at the man and Zetsu with their different expressions, Uchiha Chi laughed inwardly, but his face darkened as he said, "Are you going or not? If you're not going, I'm leaving!"

"Hahaha..."

As if he had heard some hilarious joke, Obito suddenly started chuckling.

He quickly could not hold it back any longer. Throwing back his head, he burst into louder and louder, more and more unrestrained laughter. "Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

After quite some time, Uchiha Obito finally calmed down. He looked at Uchiha Chi as if he were looking at a clown.

"Pfft..." Unable to contain himself, Obito patted Uchiha Chi on the shoulder. "Then thanks, Chi!"

Uchiha Chi turned slightly away, forcing down the corner of his mouth that faced Obito, and gave an annoyed snort.

"Hmph!"

Seeing Uchiha Chi looking ready to explode at any moment, the delighted Uchiha Obito waved and ran off toward the distant clan grounds, leaving only one final remark behind.

"Don't worry! I'll definitely make Rin happy for you!"

Hearing those words dripping with mockery, White Zetsu Agan, lying on the ground, instinctively looked toward Uchiha Chi.

Then it saw that he had only suppressed one corner of his mouth.

Agan: "..."

Though it could not understand what Uchiha Chi was thinking, one look was enough to tell it that he was up to no good.

"Uh..."

White Zetsu opened its mouth, wanting to call Obito back, but his figure had already vanished beyond the edge of its sight.

"Old Lady, can you get up by yourself now? Do you feel like you're about to pass out?"

The same voice, the same words. At that instant, White Zetsu Agan felt as though it had fallen into an inescapable loop.

It stiffly raised its head, only to meet Uchiha Chi's worried expression.

Agan: "..."

[Detected hostility from White Zetsu Agan!]

[Obtained 15 points. Damage Increase increased by 3%!]

Seeing White Zetsu Agan's stiff expression, the corner of Uchiha Chi's mouth curled up once more.

It turned out that tormenting White Zetsu was the best way to make it drop gold.

Elsewhere.

"Great, I'm not late!"

Uchiha Obito rushed through streets and alleyways, taking countless twists and turns before arriving at the entrance to the park.

"Come on! Come on!"

He clenched his fists to encourage himself, then took a deep breath, adjusted his goggles, and stepped into the park.