Early in the morning, the lady from the coffin shop next door walked in.
The eldest sister's surname is Hua. She is in her fifties, has curly brown hair, and has a consistently enthusiastic expression on her face. She is wearing a large brown-red skirt and a yellow down jacket. Her whole person is extremely saturated.
"Xiaoyue, do you want a mahjong machine?" Big Sister Hua asked as he walked in.
"Huh?" Yue Wen raised his head in confusion, "What's wrong?"
Big Sister Hua waved his hand, "Hey, I have an important event in my shop today. My family brought over a mahjong machine and asked me to burn it for the old man. They said that the old man loved playing mahjong the most during his lifetime, and let him play more after his death. I said it is really useless to burn it. I will tie it with paper for you and charge you two thousand for a cheaper price. The old man can keep it after burning it."
"They finally negotiated the price down to only one thousand, but they left this old mahjong machine to me."
"It's useless for me to ask for this thing, so I might as well give it to you."
After listening to Big Sister Hua's words, Yue Wen, Qi Dian, and Zhao Xing'er had all gathered together, nodding their heads crazily, "I want it! Thank you Big Sister Hua!"
"Then you come and move." Big Sister Hua waved and walked out.
"I'm coming!" Zhao Xing'er rushed out in a sprint, rushed to the coffin shop next door like a whirlwind, and came back carrying a mahjong machine. Before Big Sister Hua could sit down, she felt that her eyes were blurred, and the huge mahjong machine disappeared. She touched her chest to calm down her shock, and muttered, "What the hell happened so quickly?"
"You didn't secretly carry away my two coffins, did you?"
There was a bang next door, and the mahjong machine was already on the ground. Although the lobby of the office is not large, there is still room for a table. After the mahjong machine rumbled into action, the three young men in the office each moved a stool and sat down. Then they looked at each other, and the atmosphere suddenly became solemn.
"Xing'er, I've never heard that you can play mahjong?" Yue Wen sneered.
"I'm afraid you don't know." Zhao Xing'er said with a murderous look in his eyes, "We, Tianfu Zhao Family, are taught mahjong at home. I was spinning dice at the age of two, playing cards at the card table at the age of four, and at the age of twelve, I almost beat my grandfather to a cerebral hemorrhage and almost died on the spot. Everyone in my family said that compared to Innate Martial Saint Body, I should have been born with a holy mahjong body! They gave me the nickname, Ruthless Card Pusher."
"Your Tianfu mahjong rules are very different from our River City's." Yue Wen said.
"I'm proficient in the rules of mahjong from all over the country. Just play according to your rules." Zhao Xing'er said proudly.
Yue Wen turned to look at Qi Dian, "Brother Qi, have you ever played before?"
Qi Dian suddenly smiled faintly, his eyes hidden behind his bangs narrowed slightly, and he uttered a sentence, "I have played and never lost." "Yao." Yue Wen shook his head, "So you all have special skills? Okay, then I, Jade-Faced Little Gentleman of Heavenly Win, will come to meet you today." "Let's get started!" Zhao Xing'er shouted.
"Please enlighten me." Qi Dian raised his fist.
"Wait a minute." Yue Wen suddenly raised his hand and said, "I remembered one thing. According to our River City rules... four people can play mahjong." Zhao Xing'er rolled his eyes at him, "This is the same even if you come to the Demon Realm. Just find another friend to come over."
Then.
Some time passes.
It's getting a little dark.
Zhao Xing'er looked at Yue Wen and Qi Dian, and said sadly, "Let me tell you what's good about you two? Ah? Qin Hui has three friends!! I asked you to find a mahjong partner, but you can't find one after a whole day?"
Yue Wen said weakly, "My friends all have business..."
He did send messages to some friends in his address book just now, but they were either busy with tasks or busy practicing in seclusion. Qi Dian said a little embarrassed, "My friends are all in the previous sect, and I have quit, so everyone may be a little shy." "What about you?" Yue Wen looked at Zhao Xing'er, "You don't have any acquaintances or anything?"
"My closest friend is also in Zhongyuan Prefecture." Zhao Xing'er said.
...," The three people were relatively silent.
Then his eyes drifted to Big White standing aside.
Zhao Xing'er was the first to speak, "Tell me, is it possible to teach it to play mahjong?"
"Are the rules too complicated for it?" Qi Dian wondered.
"Try it." Yue Wen said, "It's Ancient Remnant Species."
The three of them moved Big White in front of the mahjong machine. Big White was a little frightened and resisted at first.
Until Yue Wen said, "Now I will teach you to play a game. As long as you can beat us, we will reward you with a pack of spicy sticks."
Big White's eyes instantly showed murderous intent, "Wang Wuyi"
After that, the three of them explained the basic rules of mahjong to it. Seeing it keep nodding, Qi Dian was a little worried. "Does it understand it?"
"Try to give it a try." Yue Wen also sat down with a feeling of apprehension.
Three people and one dog started fighting.
As the mahjong came out of the card table, they each coded the cards in front of them. Dog paws are not supposed to be able to do these things. Fortunately, Big White's paws are big enough, and they can complete this step using both hands and mouth. At most, the card patterns are a bit messy.
"Twenty thousand." Yue Wen played the first card as the dealer.
"Eat." Qi Dian was about to take it.
"Woof!" Big White suddenly shouted, pushed down the two cards, and took the card back.
was touched by it.
"Woof woof." After Big White touched it, he played another card.
"Four." Zhao Xing'er played.
"Eat." Yue Wen just wanted.
"Woof!" Big White threw down two more cards.
"Why did you hit it in the claws?" Zhao Xing'er said dissatisfied, "Can you two keep an eye on it?"
"It can't be helped, it has new luck." Qi Dian explained, "Anyway, it's very difficult for Big White to touch two, and it's impossible for it..." Before he finished speaking, Zhao Xing'er typed out one. "Three cakes."
"Woof!" Big White shouted happily, knocking down all the cards in front of him.
The three humans in the office were all shocked, "Huh?"
Big White's dog had a clear look of triumph on its face, with one paw stretched out.
Yue Wen handed the spicy strips to its palm.
"Continue!" Zhao Xing'er said angrily, "I, Ruthless Card Pusher, can I be worse than a dog?"
"It's a good thing that Big White knows how to play." Yue Wen also smiled, "Now we are all evenly matched opponents."
Qi Dian nodded in agreement, "We will fight until dawn!"
The next morning, Big Sister Hua saw Zhao Xing'er carrying the mahjong machine back with two dark circles under his eyes and placing it in the coffin shop. "Big Sister Hua." She waved her hand, "We don't want this mahjong machine anymore, thank you."
"Eh?" Big Sister Hua asked strangely, "Don't you all like to play? Why don't you want to play?"
"Who said that, I don't like playing mahjong the most." Zhao Xing'er shook his head categorically, "Our family rule is that anyone who gambles will be kicked out of the house. I am known as Ruthless Gambler Catcher, and I report more than thirty relatives who play mahjong a year."
Big Sister Hua looked at Zhao Xing'er talking nonsense and thought to himself that this little girl's mental state seems not to be very good?
What happened last night?
Yue Wen and Qi Dian next door also collapsed on the sofa, feeling a little lost.
Yue Wen murmured, "It's really hard to imagine that the three of us actually..."
Qi Dian continued, "A dog fried fish at the mahjong table?"
"What are you talking about? What mahjong?" Zhao Xing'er walked in from the outside with a look of confusion on his face, "When did our office have such a thing?"
"That's right." Yue Wen said, "I have never seen that kind of thing in my life."
"Mahjong disappeared with the destruction of the last spiritual age more than three thousand years ago. Everything last night was just a dream that had never happened before." Qi Dian closed his eyes and hypnotized himself.
As a result, not long after, I saw Big White running out of nowhere, holding a table leg of a mahjong machine in his mouth, and rushing back! For Exotic Beast who can fight with Zhao Xing'er, this weight is certainly not a problem.
"Wuwuwuyi" Big White rushed through the door like the wind.
Big Sister Hua from next door chased after me, shouting, "What are you doing? Your office is too weird! You can just come and get it if you want. Why do you let a dog steal it?"
The three of them shouted in unison, "You evil beast! Give other people's things back!"