For one, coming in first should be a great honor, especially on a global leaderboard like this.
But he had made the leaderboard, all right. Unfortunately, it wasn't a good one.
Gu Mian stared at the words "Wanted List," lost in thought.
There was only one person on the list: him.
[Global Wanted Leaderboard]
[Number One Most Wanted: Gu Mian]
[Reason for Wanted Status: Classified]
[Successfully hunting this wanted criminal will earn you 10,000 Game Currency, 50 freely assignable Attribute points, and five designated Special Items]
He'd been put on the wanted list out of nowhere... This was a bit much.
Gu Mian knew life had never been kind to him, but he hadn't expected it to be this hostile.
He'd been wanted for no reason, and the reason was "classified."
No matter what happened to Earth, life had never stopped trying to assassinate him.
Now it had gone even further. It had gone from covert assassinations to a mass manhunt, mobilizing players around the world—and it couldn't even come up with a reason for putting him on the list.
Gu Mian rubbed his chin. "I'm really short on money right now. I'm kind of tempted to kill myself."
The Fatty said in a dry voice, "I guess killing yourself is one way to go..."
Gu Mian closed the wanted list. "After this game ends, I could serialize a novel on Qidian. I'll call it Global Wanted. It'll be about how a protagonist full of love and justice blows up the whole world under life's oppression."
Chu Changge pushed up his glasses. "If you're still alive by then."
Gu Mian had never understood why life was so eager to target him. It had been that way before the game began, and it was still that way now.
It was bad