Douluo: Three Years of Slacking, Then Ning Rongrong Breaks Off the Engagement!
Chapter 33

Entering the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well, Tempering the Water-and-Fire-Impervious Body!

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"Sword Douluo, what is your grandson trying to do?!"

Poison Douluo, who had been watching in secret, immediately grew anxious when he saw Chen Lang starting to take off his clothes.

What a joke. I may want to pair my granddaughter with Chen Lang, but they have only known each other for a day, and this brat is already thinking about that? He is practically a complete scumbag!

I need to reconsider this matter.

"..."

Sword Douluo's mouth twitched, and he explained awkwardly, "Listen to me. My grandson is absolutely not that kind of person. I, Sword Douluo, swear on my character—"

At this point, Sword Douluo thought of his grandson's unreliable personality. After coughing, he said, "Forget it. Let's go down and take a look first."

He did not want to lose his reputation in his old age.

This little bastard really was something else. He knew Sword Douluo and Poison Douluo were watching in secret, yet he did not even know to change locations.

Did he not know that haste made waste?!

"..."

Seeing Sword Douluo abruptly change his tune, Poison Douluo was stunned.

Still, he said nothing more and immediately followed him down.

"Brat, what are you doing?!"

Seeing Chen Lang undoing his belt, Sword Douluo immediately glared at his grandson.

"What else could I be doing? I'm going into this hot spring to cultivate. I didn't bring any spare clothes. Why would I jump in while still wearing them?" Chen Lang said speechlessly.

"Poison Douluo, I told you I, Sword Douluo, could vouch for my grandson with my character. He is definitely not that kind of person, but you refused to believe me. Now you've made my grandson misunderstand. You should feel guilty!"

Sword Douo immediately shifted the blame onto Poison Douluo, then said to Chen Lang, "Grandpa trusts you one hundred percent!"

What fucking nonsense!

Poison Douluo was so furious that he cursed, though only inwardly.

Having lived for so long, he understood the ways of the world very well.

"Ahem, I was only worried about Little Chen..."

Poison Douluo coughed and changed the subject. "This Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well contains both extreme heat and extreme cold poisons. If Little Chen enters rashly, something serious will definitely happen!"

"..."

Looking at the two old men who were saying one thing and meaning another, Chen Lang helplessly shook his head. "Don't worry. As long as I take the Infernal Delicate Apricot and the Octagonal Mysterious Ice Grass at the same time, I can enter the center of the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well to cultivate. They will neutralize the poisons effectively, and I can use the well to cultivate too."

"Really?"

Poison Douluo looked astonished. He had never imagined cultivation could be done this way.

"Of course. Just watch from the side."

Chen Lang felt exhausted. Explaining it was too troublesome, so he began undoing his belt again.

"Wait!"

Poison Douluo immediately stopped Chen Lang, then said to his granddaughter, "Close your eyes first."

"Why should I close my eyes? He's just a little kid..."

Dugu Yan lifted her chin and pretended not to care at all. "Didn't you say it yourself, Grandpa? I'm his older sister. I have nothing to hide."

"Do whatever you want..."

Poison Douluo could not be bothered to say anything else. Chen Lang had already stripped naked, swallowed the Infernal Delicate Apricot and Octagonal Mysterious Ice Grass together, and leaped straight into the center of the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well.

In an instant, Chen Lang felt the energies of ice and fire crash into his limbs and bones like countless tons of thunderbolts.

Crimson fire surged through his pores and into his meridians. Every inch of flesh felt as though it were being roasted in an alchemy furnace, while his bones let out sharp crackling explosions. At the same time, an icy-blue current erupted from the bottom of the spring, forming frost on the surface of his heart. His blood seemed about to freeze into ice crystals within his veins.

"Argh—"

His pained roar was instantly shredded by the chaotic currents of ice and fire. The energy at the center of the spring spun madly in a taiji pattern, while the reddish-gold energy of the Infernal Delicate Apricot and the icy-blue chill of the Octagonal Mysterious Ice Grass collided within his body, forming countless miniature whirlpools.

The skin on the left half of his body was scorched black like charcoal, while the right half was covered in angular ice crystals. The two extremes of agony struck him at once, making his vision go dark.

Yet the powerful medicinal effects brought by the two herbs were also continuously repairing his body.

"Poison Douluo, nothing will go wrong, will it?"

Seeing his grandson endure such pain, Sword Douluo was heartbroken and could not help asking Poison Douluo beside him.

"To be honest, I don't know either."

Poison Douluo was equally worried. "After all, I have never even heard of a cultivation method like this before."

"But with how well you know your grandson, don't you have any confidence in him?"

"Sigh..."

Sword Douluo sighed. "To be honest, I cannot see through this grandson of mine. Anything he does not want to tell others, he will not tell anyone—not even me. I do not even know what he wants to do."

"Old man, I'm fine. Don't worry..."

At that moment, Chen Lang forced himself through the pain and called out to Sword Douluo.

Sword Douluo had just opened his mouth when he discovered that Chen Lang had directly fainted. His body floated face-up at the junction of the ice spring and fire spring.

Seeing this, Sword Douluo hurriedly prepared to fly over and save his grandson, but Poison Douluo grabbed him. "Don't go over. Your grandson is fine now."

"Really?"

"Of course. You're too concerned. Feel it yourself—his aura is gradually calming, and his injured skin is slowly recovering as well."

As he spoke, Dugu Yan's eyes shone with excitement. Like she had discovered a new continent, she said, "Once this brat wakes up, he will probably temper a body impervious to water and fire!"

Hearing this, Sword Douluo focused his senses and found that, just as Dugu Bo had said, his precious grandson's aura was stable and he was no longer in danger. At last, the burden in his heart was lifted.

However, Dugu Bo gave Sword Douluo a deep look. The aura Sword Douluo had released just now had made even him feel oppressed, and he could not help sighing inwardly, It seems Sword Douluo has advanced another rank...

Thinking of this, he could not help frowning. Back then, in order to break through to become a Titled Douluo, he had consumed many poisons. Poison had made him, but poison had also ruined him. Due to the backlash of the toxins in his body, he had remained stuck at Rank 91 without making any progress.

I hope the method this brat mentioned works...

Poison Douluo recalled what Chen Lang had said: inject the toxins into the soul bones, then use pills to gradually expel the residual toxins from the meridians.

If it worked, he would owe this brat a great favor.

Thinking of this, Poison Douluo looked at his granddaughter again. If my granddaughter really gets together with this brat, wouldn't I no longer need to repay this favor?

Overall, he was quite satisfied with the brat.

"Sword Douluo, my granddaughter and I will take our leave. Stay here and guard him. If anything happens, call for me at any time." Poison Douluo decided to return and begin trying the method Chen Lang had mentioned.

"Thank you..."

Sword Douluo clasped his fists toward Poison Douluo in gratitude.

At the same time, he thought that if his future in-laws were also Titled Douluo, his grandson would surely be even safer.

Yet he never could have imagined that the women his precious grandson would have in the future...

Would each have one, or even several, Titled Douluo standing behind them.

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