Douluo: Three Years of Slacking, Then Ning Rongrong Breaks Off the Engagement!
Chapter 32

Little Brat, I'm Not That Kind of Woman!

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"I thought you only had that icy-cold face!"

Watching Chen Lang's excited expression, Dugu Yan, whom Dugu Bo had sent down, spoke with a hint of jealousy.

She might not be some fairy, but she was still quite beautiful, wasn't she?

Yet this brat looked thrilled by a bunch of flowers and plants, while treating her coldly and snapping at her all day long.

"Are you jealous?"

Chen Lang turned around and glanced at Dugu Yan, asking in a teasing tone.

"Get lost! Even if I, Dugu Yan, die alone, I'd never be jealous of anyone!" Dugu Yan crossed her arms and lifted her chin high.

"At least you know your place."

Chen Lang said flatly, "How could you possibly compare to these Immortal Grade Medicinal Herbs?"

"Ah! You stinking brat, I'm going to kill you!"

Hearing Chen Lang's utterly heartless words, Dugu Yan could no longer hold herself back and was about to charge at him.

"Careful!"

At that moment, Chen Lang's gaze sharpened. He immediately stopped Dugu Yan, then stared at a vibrant medicinal herb by her feet.

"I knew you still cared about me. Were you worried I'd touch this herb and get poisoned?" The corners of Dugu Yan's lips rose slightly, and she felt secretly pleased and sweet inside.

"Care about you, my ass! You foolish woman, can you move away? Do you know how precious this medicinal herb is? If you stepped on it, that'd be money going down the drain!" Chen Lang said with a pained expression.

Even his accent carried a hint of Sichuan-Shu flavor.

However, Chen Lang was not from Sichuan-Shu but from southern Hunan. Before transmigrating, he had dated a Sichuan-Chongqing tyrannosaur, and had picked up some Sichuan-Shu dialect through constant exposure.

To be fair, Sichuan-Shu women were truly sweet when they were sweet, and truly fierce when they were fierce.

As Chen Lang reminisced about his girlfriend, he completely failed to notice that Dugu Yan was already on the verge of exploding. Her teeth ground audibly, and her fists clenched tight.

That damned straight man actually cared more about those flowers and plants!

Killing intent!

Chen Lang's heart suddenly skipped a beat. He finally noticed Dugu Yan, who was about to explode, and the shadow of being ruled by a Sichuan-Chongqing tyrannosaur once again loomed over him.

"Chen Lang, go to hell!"

At that moment, Dugu Yan let out a dragon-like roar and threw a punch straight at Chen Lang.

Chen Lang did not dodge, because if he did, he would face a storm of punches afterward. It was better to take this one punch directly.

Don't ask why he was so practiced at this. The answer was nothing but tears.

Tears soaked his pork trotter rice as he swore never to date anyone from Sichuan-Chongqing again.

However, when her fist was only a centimeter away from Chen Lang, he suddenly thought of something. His expression instantly became extremely aggrieved, his eyes even glistening with tears as he looked at Dugu Yan.

"Sis, I'm still just a child..."

Seeing Chen Lang's tearful gaze, the furious Dugu Yan was suddenly struck by a burst of maternal affection. Her fist stopped right in front of Chen Lang's forehead.

"Since you called me sister, I'll let you off this time." Hearing that "sis," Dugu Yan's face flushed. She withdrew her fist and crossed her arms, not daring to look Chen Lang in the eyes, though she still spoke haughtily.

Seeing this, Chen Lang felt no shame at all. Instead, the corners of his mouth curved upward as he thought, So she really is the tsundere type. Little Yan, little Yan, I'll use this method to keep you in line from now on.

In his view, shameless people got what they wanted, while those with shame were usually busy perfecting their inherited craft.

Still, this method could only be used occasionally. If he used it too often, the other person would get used to it and become immune.

Thus, he returned to his usual demeanor and said, "Alright, stop acting childish. I have something important to do now, so go back first."

"You!"

Seeing Chen Lang act like a scumbag who turned heartless after getting what he wanted, Dugu Yan gritted her teeth. Yet she still said proudly, "No. Grandpa told me to protect you, so I have to protect you properly."

"Besides, some of the herbs here are highly poisonous. With your sister here, I can definitely protect you."

Men and women alike were troublesome. The more you ignored them, the more they clung to you.

Dugu Yan simply wanted to see what Chen Lang was trying to do.

"Suit yourself."

Chen Lang shrugged indifferently, then looked around and began searching for the Octagonal Mysterious Ice Grass and the Infernal Delicate Apricot.

These two herbs were born by inheriting the aura of the two extreme springs within the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well. According to the original account, consuming them together was the only way to enter the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well and cultivate there.

The Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well possessed spring waters of ultimate cold and ultimate heat. After Tang San consumed the Octagonal Mysterious Ice Grass and Infernal Delicate Apricot growing here, he gained a physique immune to water and fire, granting him powerful resistance against water- and fire-attributed attacks in battle.

It could also temper his body more effectively. That was why Chen Lang had come here.

Before long, Chen Lang found the Octagonal Mysterious Ice Grass and Infernal Delicate Apricot, then walked toward them.

"Little brat, what are you doing? That's the Octagonal Mysterious Ice Grass. It possesses an extremely strong ice attribute. If you touch it, you might be frozen into an ice sculpture instantly." Seeing that Chen Lang seemed about to pick the Octagonal Mysterious Ice Grass, Dugu Yan immediately tried to stop him.

"I know. But if you keep making such a fuss, believe it or not, I'll slap you across the mouth!" Chen Lang had never had the best temper, and he could not help glaring at Dugu Yan.

Although he did not have the Mysterious Jade Hand to resist the cold poison, he possessed the Veil of Divine Blessing, which could make him immune to any form of control, including poison. Cold poison was poison as well, so Chen Lang was not afraid in the slightest.

"You!"

Dugu Yan glared at Chen Lang again in anger. Yet seeing how confident he looked, she became curious, though worry remained in her eyes.

Still, she stubbornly said, "Fine. Let's see how you get frostbitten by the cold poison later."

"Sword Douluo, is this really your biological grandson? My granddaughter is right. That thing is highly poisonous!" Poison Douluo, hidden in the shadows, hurriedly spoke up as well.

"Don't worry. My grandson has always been steady in his actions. He would never do anything without confidence." Though he said that, Sword Douluo was still somewhat nervous inside.

However, he held an almost blind trust in his grandson.

Besides, with Poison Douluo here, even if his grandson was afflicted by cold poison, it should not be a problem.

The next second, everyone's mouths fell open, as if they had witnessed something unbelievable.

Chen Lang directly took out a dagger and cut it off, then grabbed it in one hand and held it just like that.

The frigid power emitted by the Octagonal Mysterious Ice Grass was completely nullified by Chen Lang!

"If I can negate the cold poison of the Octagonal Mysterious Ice Grass, then I can negate Tang San's poison as well. I only need to guard against his hidden weapons."

Seeing the cold poison being directly negated, Chen Lang's lips curled up, his eyes filled with excitement.

However, he did not pull it out by the roots. As long as the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well remained, these medicinal herbs could grow again.

Then, Chen Lang used the same method to pluck the Infernal Delicate Apricot, and the excitement in his eyes grew even stronger.

"Little brat, how did you do that?"

Dugu Yan was completely stunned and could not help asking curiously.

But the next second, her face instantly turned red. Looking at Chen Lang, who was taking off his clothes, she hurriedly covered her eyes and peeked through the gaps between her fingers at his body.

"Little brat, I'm not that kind of woman!"

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