I Suggest You Change Your Pants

"Haha." The old man laughed heartily and patted Xiao Tian on the shoulder. "You have good taste, kid. I admire you. Besides, you're quite strong too; you run even faster than me."

Xiao Tian seemed oblivious to the veiled curse in the other's voice, and said with a smile, "There might be quite a few good things inside this core area of the Thunder Sea. Senior is so strong, why don't we team up and go in? You can attack head-on, and I'll support you. We can go on a rampage together!"

The old man's lips twitched violently upon hearing Xiao Tian's words.

He cursed inwardly, "If I go in with you now, the Black Demon Thunder on the other side will probably charge at us, and you might run away again."

"I'm not feeling well today. If it were any other time, I would definitely go in with you and cause a huge ruckus. Alas, what a pity, cough cough."

After saying that, the old man even coughed a few times in a mock manner.

Seeing this, Xiao Tian couldn't help but sigh inwardly. As expected of the shameless guy in the Original Work, his skin is so thick. Even when he's faking illness, he's just putting on an act. His blood is surging and his face is full of energy.

But Xiao Tian was just saying it; of course he wouldn't go in. If they went into the inner circle, even if they couldn't defeat the two of them, escaping wouldn't be a problem. But if they went into the very center, that would be a different story.

Moreover, there are no treasures inside at all; there is only a liquid formed from condensed lightning and the Thunder Power. However, Thunder Liquid is indeed a rare and precious thing for people with the Thunder Attribute.

Xiao Tian was able to reach the Half-Saint entirely because he thoroughly scavenged and refined the Thunder Liquid from a large area.

"That's a pity. In that case, let's meet again next time and go inside together. Then I'll take my leave." Xiao Tian shook his head with a regretful expression. After saying that, Xiao Tian's body slowly entered the void. After half of his body went in, Xiao Tian seemed to remember something.

"By the way, senior, I suggest you change your pants; your butt is showing a little bit."

The old man instinctively touched his buttocks and, sure enough, felt a cool, damp tear in the fabric. His face immediately turned bright red.

He looked up abruptly, only to find that Xiao Tian had vanished without a trace.

"You damned little bastard--!!" A furious roar echoed around the Thunder Sea. The old man's beard trembled with rage as he jumped up and down, cursing and swearing.

Finally, he caught his breath, cast a Dou Qi Shield, and reappeared wearing a different robe.

"It was intentional, wasn't it? It was absolutely intentional!" He gritted his teeth, recalling everything he had done with Xiao Tian.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that the kid had been playing him from beginning to end. All that talk about teaming up and rampaging through enemies was clearly an attempt to provoke him, knowing he wouldn't dare go in!

And before leaving, I had to poke at his sore spot...

"I've roamed the continent for so many years, and I never imagined I'd be so easily mocked by a junior!" He was so angry that he spun around twice, feeling utterly humiliated. If any of his old rivals found out, he'd be ridiculed for centuries!

"But this kid's strength is definitely not simple. He's at least Five Revolution Dou Zun. I've never heard of any family having such a terrifying junior. Could he be being kept under wraps? Interesting, very interesting."

"As long as they're not from the Soul Clan, it's fine."

The scene shifts, Xiao Tian is sitting in the central pavilion of the Sky Palace in the Free and Unfettered World.

Han Yue and Han Xue each sat on one of Xiao Tian's laps, with Xiao Tian's hands placed on their waists.

When Xiao Tian returned to the Free and Unfettered World, only Han Yue and Han Xue remained in the Sky Palace, having just finished dealing with all their affairs.

"Ah! Open your mouth." Han Xue held a piece of Spirit Fruit close to Xiao Tian's mouth.

Xiao Tian opened his mouth and ate the Spirit Fruit along with Han Xue's finger.

"Ah, um," Han Xue felt the moist warmth on her fingers, her body trembled slightly, she exclaimed, and then quickly withdrew her hand.

Han Xue glanced at her finger and placed it in front of Xiao Tian: "You're so mean! Look, it's covered in your drool."

"I'm Half-Saint now. At my level, everything on my body is Sacred Item, beneficial to cultivation. And it's sweet. Try it if you don't believe me." Xiao Tian gently pushed back the hand that was being held out in front of him.

"Really?" Han Xue looked at Xiao Tian with a blank expression.

Looking at Han Xue, who looked like a college student, Xiao Tianyi a serious expression, "Of course it's true."

Without the slightest hesitation, Han Xue put her finger in her mouth.

Han Yue, who was holding a fruit plate with her delicate hands, listened to the conversation between the two and felt helpless, but even more so helpless about her silly younger sister.

She could tell that Xiao Tian was just fooling her, but her usually shrewd and capable younger sister would turn into a silly deer whenever she was around Xiao Tian, as if she had lost her mind.

After a short while, Han Xue tilted her head and looked at Xiao Tian with a puzzled expression. "No, my Dou Qi hasn't increased at all."

Seeing Han Xue like this, Xiao Tian bit his lip to stop himself from laughing.

Han Yue put down the fruit bowl, tapping Han Xue's forehead with a helpless expression. "Silly Xue'er, Junior Xiao Tian was just teasing you, and you actually took it seriously."

"(⊙o⊙)..." Han Xue glanced at her sister, then at Xiao Tian who was barely suppressing his laughter, and her mind went back to normal.

"Ah? Ah!!" Han Xue's face instantly turned bright red. What stupid thing had she just done? So embarrassing! She was too ashamed to face anyone.

"You're so mean! I'll never believe your nonsense again!"

She nestled directly into Xiao Tian's arms, her little fists repeatedly landing on Xiao Tian chest.

Han Yue rolled her Xiao Tianyi Xiao Tian, having experienced his cunning firsthand herself.

As if struck by a sudden thought, the shy Han Xue looked up at Xiao Tian and said, "I've thought of a possibility."

Xiao Tian and Han Yue looked at Han Xue was suddenly saying something inexplicable, with puzzled expressions.

"That means it didn't work before because there wasn't enough. I've decided to give it a try."

As soon as she finished speaking, Han Xue went straight to Xiao Tian and shut him up before he could say anything.

"Huh? I was just forcibly kissed?"

Xiao Tian let him do as he pleased, but sensing his clumsy skills, Xiao Tian felt that he still needed to teach him properly.

We'll take control from now on and give her some serious training.

Han Yue, standing to the side, was stunned for a moment when she saw her younger sister being so brave. Then she watched the two kissing with amusement, even thinking that her silly sister had been faking it all before, just to set the stage for this moment.

Han Yue knows her younger sister very well. The two have always had a very good relationship since they were little, and they used to play Jenga and house together.

Han Yue openly ate her melon seeds, watched the two of them, and took the opportunity to learn something.