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Investing in the Reborn Empress: She Actually Calls Me Husband
Chapter 572

My Infiltration Failed!

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The vibrant spring scenery of Wan Chunting had all fallen silent, as the arrival of Ice Block had brought this silent competition to an end. Even the clothing on a certain junior sister of the Joyous Union Sect had become more abundant again.

Preparations for the grand event proceeded smoothly and in an orderly manner.

Ying Bing drank tea in the hall for a while, then got up and went to the kitchen, like a sliver of moonlight shining into the everyday life of ordinary people.

The flowers all breathed a sigh of relief; the oppressive atmosphere was immense when she was there.

This isn't just about being overshadowed by her aura and looks; she's also your sugar daddy's mother, which is just too much.

"Tu Yan was so rude just now, isn't she angry?"

"Is this the demeanor of Cold Fairy? No wonder she is so powerful."

"She wasn't just saying it; she really was going to go to the kitchen and cook for us. She's actually a really nice person."

Li Mo: "..."

You guys really can't see the "danger" sign above your heads? It's so red it's creepy!

He sighed, got up, and followed her into the kitchen.

Meanwhile, next door, at the secluded Wind and Moon Cottage...

As evening approached, many customers came and went. Since it was converted into a foot massage parlor, the place had gradually gained a reputation, and the number of dignitaries and nobles coming to experience foot massages had been increasing day by day.

Several of the guests in the private rooms appeared relaxed, and occasionally let out a soft hum.

The technicians were confused, unable to tell whether the customer was male or female.

"Take it; consider the extra a tip."

The burly middle-aged man at the head of the group handed over a silver ingot.

"Then I won't disturb the guests any longer."

Hua Nongying reached out and took it, only to find that the other person's fingers were lightly brushing against the back of her hand.

She frowned, unsure whether the other person's expression was intentional or unintentional, and left the room, closing the door behind her.

"The fourth most beautiful woman in the Hundred Flowers category truly has a face that would shame the moon and put the flowers to shame. If only I could have a face like her..."

The robust middle-aged man, inhaling the lingering fragrance on his fingertips, blushed slightly.

A mixture of pure and turbid yin and yang energies appeared around him, blurring his middle-aged face.

"We have important matters to attend to; please do not cause any unnecessary trouble."

The one who spoke was Hall Master Lu of the Blood Refinement Hall. He also disliked the other party's attitude and coldly snorted:

"For a courtesan to submit to such a position is anything but ordinary. Be careful not to bring trouble upon yourself."

"I know what I'm doing."

The robust middle-aged man's voice returned to normal, and the ripples on his face subsided. "I have already sent men to infiltrate Wan Chun Ting, to follow the women on the Hundred Flowers Ranking. It will be foolproof."

"As long as the technique isn't flawed, absolutely no one will be able to find a weakness."

Upon hearing this, Master Lu was finally relieved.

The essence of the Yin-Yang Hall's kung fu is to maintain a stable State of Mind. As long as State of Mind remains stable and without any mental vulnerabilities, there will be no trace of such vulnerabilities in one's actions.

Using such methods, Yin-Yang Hall has grown rapidly in recent years, succeeding time and again.

Wan Chunting Kitchen.

"Ice Block, what's this dish called?"

Li Mo stared at the indescribable pot of food in front of him, lost in thought.

"Spicy fish scales." Ying Bing, her black hair tied back, said expressionlessly.

"And what about the next one?"

Li Mo felt a vague sense of familiarity.

"Rock sugar braised pork intestines".

Rock sugar? Where can I find rock sugar?

Looking at the frozen pig intestines skewered on bamboo sticks, still covered in ice and frost, Li Mo understood what the Ice Block meant.

But seriously, wouldn't it be more accurate to call this dish "Pork Intestine Popsicle"?

Although even Chef Li found it hard to imagine that these two words would ever appear together in some year and month.

"Was it not done well?"

"In a sense, Ice Block, you really are a genius."

Li Mo didn't want to undermine her confidence.

Even if her progress seems to be in the opposite direction.

"Then... would you like to try it?"

Ying Bing picked up a fish scale.

Li Mo: "..."

The chefs who had been watching from the sidelines scattered like birds and beasts, bustling about frantically, though no one knew what they were busy with.

The Cold Fairy personally cooked, and they originally thought that even if it didn't taste good, being able to taste a bite would be a great blessing.

Upon seeing the finished product, my vision went black, and my head felt like it was about to explode.

One bite of this, and your passion for cooking will be shattered!

"Young Hero Li, did he really try it?"

"I didn't understand before, but now I finally understand how powerful the Dao Heart of the Number One Hidden Dragon is."

"..."

"How about it?"

Ying Bing opened her arms, waiting for Li Mo to untie her apron.

Li Mo was in a daze, but managed to keep his facial expression from being too sharp and sarcastic. "There's still one area that needs improvement."

"What?"

"Let's add some more pills. I'm physically strong enough to handle it, but I'm worried others might not be able to."

Black Baleful Wood Oil Fish Scales, and Taiyin Power Fatty Intestine Popsicles.

Is this something that anyone without some physical training could withstand?

However, crises always coexist with opportunities, and Li Mo felt that this was also an investment opportunity.

Why not just add some elixirs that regulate the five elements and can cure all poisons to this terrible dish?

So he took out several bottles of Six-Pattern Pill, ground them into powder along with Ice Block, and added one bottle to each dish.

The chefs leaned back slightly.

Fearing that it might cause health problems, they even put such precious elixirs in it.

You guys are actually pretty nice.

But doesn't this seem remarkably similar to using iodine to disinfect a whip while striking it?

And on the other side...

The Yin-Yang Hall and the Blood Refinement Hall were listening to a tune and drinking tea, enjoying the relaxation after their massages, while waiting for good news from their subordinates.

But not long after, a figure hurriedly entered the private room.

"Hmm? Why did you come back by yourself? How's the situation over there?"

"My infiltration failed."

The man's face was pale, and his pure and impure energy was uncontrollably dissipating, causing him to collapse and reveal his true appearance.

In an instant, the maidservant transformed into a young man.

"Could it be... that you've been exposed?"

Master Lu immediately became alert.

Judging from the appearance of this subordinate, a member of the Demonic Sect who has experienced many storms and tortures, he should not be so fearful and panicked.

No, not at all.

"Hmph, so how did you fail?"

"Wan Chunting's food is absolutely terrible!"

The subordinate felt a churning in his stomach just from recalling it.

"How bad can the food be? We members of the Demonic Sect are ruthless to others, and we must be just as ruthless to ourselves. When necessary, we will even eat dog shit without batting an eye. What kind of reason is that?"

The Yin-Yang Hall clearly could not accept this explanation.

"I secretly packed a package for the two gentlemen using Sumeru Object."

The subordinates were prepared.

Several plates of indescribable substances were taken out, and the air in the room fell silent for a moment.

"Therefore, we must persevere and maintain a spirit of not being afraid of hardship..."

While reprimanding his subordinates, the Yin-Yang Hall silently swept the dishes onto the floor.

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