December 7, 2019.
Gojo Clan.
Bang! Bang!
Itadori and Nobara Kugisaki pulled the strings on party poppers aimed at Gojo Sawa and Gojo Satoru.
Everyone in the spacious living room shouted in unison, "Happy birthday!!!"
Gojo Satoru swept back his hair, looking displeased. "Damn it! Starting today, I'm thirty!"
"I'm not a beautiful young man anymore!"
Yuki Tsukumo's eye twitched. "Who are you calling an old woman, directly or indirectly?"
Gojo Satoru covered his mouth. "Ehehehehe..."
Nobara's eyes sparkled as she looked at Gojo Sawa and Gojo Satoru with envy.
"So why do both Teacher Sawa and Teacher Gojo still look like they're in their twenties when they're already thirty?!"
"Especially Teacher Gojo's skin—it somehow looks even better than mine. What skincare products do you use? Recommend some!"
Gojo Satoru grinned. "I use XX-brand moisturizing toner. It works amazingly well!"
Riko Amanai leaned in from the side. "Oh! What a coincidence! I use that too!"
Suguru Geto said softly from beside them, "He uses yours."
"..."
"Get back here, asshole!"
"Stop! It's my birthday today! Damn it, Suguru, you sold out your best friend! Just you wait!"
While rubbing the ring on his left ring finger, Suguru Geto watched with amusement as Riko Amanai chased after Gojo Satoru and beat him up.
In a corner, Mimiko stared at the ring on Haruko Shinohara's ring finger, her eyes gleaming.
"It's so pretty! It doesn't seem like Teacher Geto's style at all!"
Haruko said with a chuckle, "Because I picked it."
"Nanako, please go out with me!"
Rikyu Negi bowed ninety degrees to Nanako, nervous yet bold.
"I refuse!"
"Huh? Why?"
Rikyu Negi looked utterly heartbroken.
Nanako rolled her eyes, the corner of her mouth twitching. "You were the asshole who burned my skirt during the last mission, right?"
"Th-th-th... that was