Anime Crossover: Invincible Me Just Wants to Slack Off
Chapter 6

Omnibus Anime: Invincible Me Just Wants to Lie Flat

2,094 words7 min read2 views
5mo ago

There was no trace, no process!

The dark slash—"Hachi"—imbued with killing intent, capable of infinitely expanding its cutting power based on the target's cursed energy, appeared out of nowhere in front of Chen Tian's forehead!

Space itself seemed to be devoured by this pure concept of "slashing"! The icy touch of death pierced straight to the bone!

Sukuna's grinning mouth stretched almost to his ears, his crimson pupils locked on, anticipating the sight of his opponent being pierced and torn apart by this ultimate slash that surpassed "Kai"!

This was the King of Curses' absolute mastery over the path of the slash!

A soft chime, as faint as ice beads falling on a jade plate.

Chen Tian's right thumb, resting on the sword's hilt, flicked upwards with extreme casualness.

The tsuba of the Kiko let out a faint mechanical click.

The Enma Sword's blade, as bright as ice, had only slid out of its sheath by... an inch.

An indescribable sharpness, as if it could even cut through light, appeared out of nowhere in front of the inch-long blade!

No radiance, no trajectory, only a subtle distortion of space itself being silently cleaved.

A faint, crisp sound, like the snapping of the finest silk thread.

Sukuna's "Hachi," capable of annihilating Special Grade Cursed Spirits, hit an invisible barrier like a black bubble. The moment it touched the sharp trace, it froze, shattered, and dissipated! Not even a ripple was stirred!

The air seemed to freeze for a moment.

"...Huh?" Sukuna's ecstatic laughter and anticipation froze instantly. His crimson pupils contracted sharply to the size of pinpricks, clearly reflecting the sight of "Hachi" silently annihilating.

This was not fear, but a complete subversion of his understanding, an ultimate thrill of meeting an equal that instantly overwhelmed all reason!

"Blocked?!" Sukuna's voice cracked into a hoarse roar, immediately drowned out by surging ecstasy! "Hahahaha!! Beautiful! So beautiful! Mongrel! You truly are... different!!!"

He spread his arms wide, as if embracing the entire world of destruction! The twisted curse marks on his face writhed madly with extreme excitement!

"To thank you for letting me have so much fun!!!" Sukuna's voice rose to its peak, filled with inhuman fervor and twisted "courtesy," "Next—let me welcome you with all my enthusiasm!!!"

A torrent of cursed energy, surpassing all previous ferocity, erupted from him like a world-ending flood! The air groaned, and the debris beneath his feet instantly turned to dust!

"Domain Expansion—"

Sukuna's hands froze! His right hand's three fingers interlocked, his left index finger bent, his ring and pinky fingers extended together, his thumb pressed into his palm!

A seemingly simple mudra of the Yama quickly took shape!

"—Fukuma Mizushi!!!"

BOOM!!!!!!!

The torrent of cursed energy spread out from Sukuna like a shockwave!

Everything in sight—collapsing skyscrapers, burning streets, the dust-filled sky, the pale moonlight—was instantly smeared, covered, and eroded by a viscous, heavy, dark red hue carrying an endless sense of bloodiness and blasphemy!

Space was forcibly cut and replaced!!

An evil spectacle descended!

Beneath their feet lay a bottomless, churning sea of filth filled with viscous blood! The thick scent of blood was almost tangible, suffocating.

Behind Sukuna, a colossal shrine made of white bones, so vast it blotted out the sky, rose from the sea of blood! The shrine's gate resembled the gaping maw of a monster!

The maw was like the entrance to an abyss, seemingly about to swallow the insignificant being pulled into this profane divine realm—Chen Tian!

A chilling, deathly silence! An invisible wave of sound, like the wails of billions of lost souls, washed over their souls!

Within this absolute space ruled by the will of the King of Curses, all laws were written by him!

Slashes would transform into omnipresent declarations of death!

Sukuna stood on the sea of blood, beneath the skeletal shrine.

He looked at Chen Tian opposite him, his silhouette dwarfed by the reflection of the blood sea. The smile on his face twisted to the extreme, filled with a condescending "generosity" and a fervent desire to destroy everything:

"Savor it! This feast!!!"

Chen Tian finally responded to Sukuna, his tone so cold it was infuriating.

He took half a step back with his right foot, lowered his body slightly, pushed the tsuba with his left thumb, and loosely gripped the hilt with his right hand—the purest iai stance.

"Come on! Let me see what you've really got?!" Sukuna roared with laughter, the entire domain instantly boiling!

Countless "Kai" and "Hachi" erupted simultaneously!

From all directions, above, below, left, and right, every inch of space burst forth with deadly slashes! The blood sea churned, countless ghostly hands emerged from the skeletal shrine, the entire domain transformed into a purgatory of slaughter!

The Enma Sword was drawn three inches.

In an instant, countless ethereal blue sword lights bloomed within the domain! Each light precisely intercepted a slash, and the space was crisscrossed with web-like cracks!

"Dimensional Slash: Sever."

With a soft whisper, Chen Tian's figure blurred for a moment.

Sukuna's pupils contracted sharply.

He saw it—his own domain, split in two from the center by a single, heaven-piercing blue sword mark!

The blood sea was neatly cleaved! The skeletal shrine bore a smooth cross-section! Countless slashes silently annihilated in mid-air!

"Impossible..." A crack appeared on Sukuna's face.

His Domain ExpansionFukuma Mizushi—was collapsing!

Chen Tian sheathed his blade with a crisp "click."

The entire Domain shattered like a broken mirror, falling apart!

Chapter 7: Hurry Up and Finish, I Want to Hug Xiao Meng

Click... Crackle...

The crisp cracking sound, like shattering glass, was exceptionally piercing in the absolute silence.

Sukuna froze in place, his crimson pupils locked onto the center of his vision—a ghostly blue blade mark that ran through his entire Domain, neatly cleaving the foul sea of blood and the shrine of white bones. The edges of the mark were smooth as a mirror, imbued with a cold, pure cutting will that utterly negated his proud "Fukuma Mizushi"!

"How is this possible..." Sukuna's cracked lips moved, his voice as hoarse as sandpaper rubbing together, "How is this possible?!"

The presence of the Domain receded like a receding tide.

The viscous sea of blood, the grim shrine, the wailing phantoms of the dead... all the sights that represented the King of Curses' absolute authority distorted violently, blurring like a cheap canvas soaked in water, its colors breaking down and peeling off!

His vision flickered violently!

The pungent smell of concrete dust instantly flooded his nostrils, replacing the thick, cloying scent of blood.

The dark red Domain vanished as if it had never existed.

The ruins of Shibuya were once again exposed to the pale moonlight.

However, what lay before his eyes was no longer a battlefield littered with broken walls and collapsed buildings.

Centered on where Sukuna stood, within a radius of two hundred meters—a vast, flat plain!

No rebar, no concrete, no twisted vehicles or the wreckage of burning shops.

Only an endless, smooth, mirror-like greyish-white ground, as if meticulously polished by the most precise millstone!

Flat! Silent! As if all the elevated matter in this area had been completely erased by that world-ending Domain Slash just now! Not even a single protrusion above the ground remained!

Beneath Sukuna's feet was the center of this abrupt, silent plain.

He lowered his head slightly, looking at the masterpiece beneath his feet, like a god leveling the earth—this should have been the trace left by the endless slashes within his Domain, but now it had become a shameful testament to the opponent's single-strike Domain destruction!

This plain was evidence of his Domain's former existence, and even more so, irrefutable proof that his slashes had been utterly pulverized!

The wind kicked up fine dust, swirling around his feet with a faint whine.

Chen Tian stood quietly dozens of meters away.

He lowered his eyelids, looking at the frozen Sukuna, and sighed almost inaudibly.

The sigh was so light, yet it carried more penetration than any mockery.

"...You're too uninteresting right now." Chen Tian's voice was devoid of inflection, as if stating an obvious fact. "Sukuna, go and gain your full power."

The words echoed clearly across the silent plain.

Sukuna's body trembled violently!

He slowly, extremely stiffly, raised his head. The iconic expression on his face, a mixture of arrogance, ferocity, and haughtiness, was gone. In its place was a near-heavy stillness.

The pure desire for destruction receded from the depths of his crimson pupils, replaced by a violent collision of emotions, a mixture of humiliation, shock, and... a sliver of intensely cold battle intent, forcibly ignited!

He stared intently at Chen Tian, as if trying to engrave the figure who had shattered his thousand-year pride with such casual ease into his soul.

The air seemed to freeze for a few seconds.

"...Fine."

A word rumbled from Sukuna's throat. Dry, hoarse, yet heavy as a thousand pounds.

There was no wild laughter, no roaring.

This single word represented the King of Curses' ignited battle flame, and also represented an unprecedented... acknowledgment.

Upon hearing Sukuna's words, Chen Tian nodded slightly, then raised his wrist and glanced at his watch.

23:04, still early.

Chen Tian's thoughts drifted: 'Are there any other interesting things here? Oh, Mahoraga and Mahito. Especially Mahito, that guy directly took down two popular characters from Jujutsu Kaisen.'

Thinking of this, Chen Tian sighed slightly. Because whether it was Mahoraga or Mahito, they would likely only have one outcome: being sliced into pieces by the Dimensional Slash.

'After taking care of these two, I'll go home. I wonder if Xiao Meng is asleep yet.' Chen Tian thought, and then turned his gaze back to Sukuna.

At this moment, Sukuna was still staring intently at Chen Tian.

Chen Tian smiled slightly and said to Sukuna, "See you next time, Sukuna. I hope you'll bring me more excitement next time."

With that, Chen Tian's aura surged, and the space instantly distorted. His figure seemed to be sucked into endless darkness, disappearing without a trace in the blink of an eye, leaving only Sukuna standing in the center of the silent plain.

The expression on Sukuna's face was complex and hard to decipher. After a long while, he muttered in a low voice, "Next time... I will definitely make you understand my true terror."

With that, his figure flashed, and he too disappeared from the spot, leaving only the whistling wind in the ruins, as if recounting the earth-shattering duel that had just occurred.

Shibuya, another battlefield.

"Buru-buru, Yura Yura."

Fushiguro Megumi knelt on the cold ground, warm, viscous liquid pouring from the wound at his waist, yet he felt no pain. Each syllable carried a decisive weight, echoing through the dead silent street.

Bzzzz--!!!

The shadow behind Fushiguro Megumi suddenly expanded, boiling! It was as if a gate to the abyss had been opened!

A vast, chaotic, terrifying cursed energy filled with primal destructive desire descended abruptly! The air was instantly sucked dry, and small pebbles on the ground vibrated violently like chaff in a sieve!

The cruel smile on Choso's face froze instantly, replaced by indescribable shock and fear!

The quality of that cursed energy, like a tangible mountain pressing down, made every bone in his body groan!

"Wait--!!!" He only managed to squeeze out a syllable whose pitch had changed due to extreme fear.

From within the shadow, a colossal being slowly rose.

It possessed a humanoid, towering silhouette, but was covered in rough, rock-like gray-white skin. A single-handed sword was attached to its right forearm, and its face had no eyes, nose, or ears.

Two pairs of wing-like keratinous growths extended from where its eyes would be towards the back of its head. Its mouth had no lips, revealing a bright red gum line and teeth.

Above its head floated an object resembling a ship's helm, which occasionally made a faint 'ding-dong' sound as it swayed.

This monster, over three meters tall with bulging muscles all over its body, was the strongest shikigami among the Ten Shadows Technique of the Zenin family!

Eight Handle Sword Otherworld GeneralMahoraga!

Fushiguro Megumi looked up, a proud curve pulling at his pale face, blood trickling down the corner of his mouth.

He looked at Choso, whose soul had scattered, and his voice held the mockery of a martyr:

"I'll die first, so you go ahead and do your best."

The moment the words fell!

A giant arm, carrying a terrifying shriek that tore through the air, descended like a falling meteor, smashing down heavily towards the tiny Fushiguro Megumi below!

End of Chapter
Novel
How was this translation?

Explore the wiki