Suo Dun, Have You Ever Been Kicked at Light Speed!

Tianhe City, Xiajiu Commercial Pedestrian Street

The sun shone brightly, and a gentle breeze blew.

Ye Yang walked out of Juxia Real Estate Agency Company, carrying a cardboard box of miscellaneous items.

His delicate face was filled with the melancholy of giving up on life.

"Sigh~ It's been a month since I transmigrated to this world. I've been fired from three jobs. It's really tough."

Ye Yang shook his head.

He walked towards his electric scooter parked by the roadside, still holding the box.

At first.

Ye Yang was terrified when he realized he had transmigrated.

But after a month, he found that this world was no different from his previous life, except for some different city names.

He was still a slacker who wasn't good at his job.

He never lasted more than ten days at any job.

It wasn't that Ye Yang was truly incompetent.

It was his personality; he was indifferent to everything and didn't care about anything.

He was also indifferent to the tasks assigned to him at work.

Therefore, almost no company could tolerate someone like Ye Yang.

However, Ye Yang didn't plan to change.

After all, something as absurd as transmigration had happened to him.

As a transmigrator, working a regular job was already beneath him.

It was even more impossible for him to work hard.

"Hello, sir. We are from the Approaching Science program. What are your thoughts on the increasing number of strange creatures attacking human cities recently?"

Suddenly.

A microphone was thrust towards Ye Yang's cheek.

The owner of the microphone was a female outdoor host.

Ye Yang instinctively frowned.

He glanced at the woman and the camera lens on the cameraman's shoulder.

He casually pushed the impolite microphone away with one hand.

"I don't have any thoughts. It doesn't affect my monthly salary of two thousand yuan at all. Bye-bye."

After Ye Yang finished speaking.

He was about to leave.

The female host seemed to find Ye Yang's answer very interesting.

She immediately stopped Ye Yang again and asked mischievously:

"A salary of two thousand yuan? How do you survive in Tianhe City? Do you know the current price per square meter for housing in the suburbs of Tianhe City? Were you fired? Can you share your story?"

The female host was a very experienced media person.

She knew these questions would strike a chord with countless young people.

This could also bring her considerable traffic and ratings.

"Sigh~ I'm not in the mood to chat about these things right now. I just want to go eat hot pot and then go home to watch an episode of my favorite anime."

Ye Yang sighed and said.

Ye Yang, with his emotional blunting, didn't grasp the underlying meaning in the female host's words.

This made the female host feel that Ye Yang was deliberately avoiding the question.

She immediately bombarded him with a series of questions and admonishments:

"You need to work hard, young man. If all young people are as lazy as you, how can our society prosper and become strong? Young people should strive hard. You need to find a girlfriend, right? You need to prepare a bride price, right? You need to buy a house and a car, right? You need to prepare a child-rearing fund, right?"

Ye Yang hugged the cardboard box and scratched his head, looking like a salted fish. "Why do I have to prepare all these things? What are the women doing? Do they not need to prepare anything?"

"I'm not interested in marriage or anything like that. I work alone, live alone, eat hot pot and watch anime alone, and no one bothers me. It's quite comfortable."

The female host was stunned.

She never expected this young man to have such views and ideas.

In today's society, there are more men than women.

Countless families go to great lengths, draining the wallets of two or even three generations, just to marry a wife and buy a house.

This young man's thinking is too dangerous!

Must correct this!

"As a man, don't you want to have children and pass on your family line? Aren't your parents pressuring you to find a girlfriend?"

The female host was like a mouse with its tail stepped on.

A blush appeared on her cheeks.

She pressed on with sharp words.

But Ye Yang still had a defeated look, shaking his head.

"Not interested, I'm not interested in anything. If possible, I just want to stay home peacefully, play games, eat hot pot, and watch dramas."

As soon as he finished speaking.

A deafening roar, like an explosion, echoed from the sky.

Even the pedestrians on the entire commercial street looked up at the sky.

Then.

Ye Yang noticed the countless pedestrians on the bustling commercial street running in panic, screaming.

"Wh-what's going on?!"

"What happened?"

The sudden change startled the female host and the cameraman, who panicked on the spot.

Especially when they saw the panicked pedestrians running around them, their faces turned even paler.

"Sister You! Could it be those mecha aliens who attacked Airport Road last night!"

The cameraman said tremblingly, his face filled with horror.

Upon hearing this.

The female host, Sister You, also panicked.

"Quick! Let's hide! If we really run into those aliens, we're finished!"

Sister You said, her pretty face pale.

She pulled the cameraman and ran into a shop by the roadside, ignoring Ye Yang who was still standing there.

Seeing this.

Ye Yang remained calmly standing in place.

As if he didn't belong in this world.

After all, as a transmigrator, and with a lazy personality, he didn't care about anything happening in this world.

Even the fear that ordinary people should have seemed to have disappeared.

Just as Ye Yang turned around to leave.

A huge black shadow descended from the sky, engulfing him.

"Huh?"

Ye Yang looked up and let out a confused sound.

The next second.

BOOM!

The massive black shadow slammed heavily onto the street ground about a meter away from Ye Yang.

Crushed stones flew.

Dust billowed.

The entire street trembled.

The strong shockwave sent debris flying, piercing and shattering the glass of the shops on both sides.

There were also some people who remained on the street, like Ye Yang.

They were directly blown more than ten meters away by the air blast.

Like Tom Cat, he smashed into a wall and then fell to the ground.

In a world of pure white.

Ye Yang woke up here.

"Where is this? Did I transmigrate again? Was I killed by that monster thing just now?"

He looked around.

It was pure white, boundless, and without a single flaw.

"Ding! Complete Simulation System is binding to host!"

"System binding successful!"

A mechanical female voice suddenly echoed in the pure white space.

Ye Yang instinctively scanned his surroundings.

"What the hell? A system?"

As a transmigrator.

Ye Yang in his past life had been thoroughly immersed in internet culture.

He naturally knew that a system was standard equipment for every transmigrator.

However, what kind of thing was this Complete Simulation System?

"This system can allow the host to simulate the form of any virtual character in their memory."

"System is retrieving host's brain memory and classifying: hollowfication, tailed beast transformation, viral transformation, elemental transformation, shinigami transformation, Sage Mode, Six Paths Mode, Silver Superman Mode, Super Saiyan God Mode."

"Before use, you only need to silently chant [Complete Simulation] in your mouth and select the character in your memory."

Holy crap?!

When Ye Yang finished listening to the system's introduction.

He was deeply shocked.

This system was too awesome!

It could let him possess so many forms from his memory!

It seemed his future life wouldn't be as boring as before.

"System detects that the host's physical body has sustained severe damage. The system rewards one full HP resurrection and elevates the host's comprehensive physical fitness to the peak human level."

As the final mechanical system voice ended.

Ye Yang's five senses gradually regained their perception of the outside world.

"Alive? I'm alive?!"

"They. They gave me so much food!!!"

"Ouch~~~ Take a break, take a break~ Aiya, I'm exhausted~"

In the middle section of the commercial street.

A long-tailed, pointed-mouth crocodile wearing armor and covered in crimson scales stood unsteadily.

It propped its hands on its knees, panting.

The surrounding crowd and the female reporter hiding in a shop along the street.

Were all so scared they covered their mouths, their eyes wide with terror.

Yet, many people instinctively stopped, taking out their phones to film.

"Holy crap, it's an alien!"

"An alien in the form of a crocodile! My friends on WeChat, look! It fell from the sky!"

"So shocking!"

"Quick, call the police! This guy might be here to invade us, just like the giant mecha alien from last night on Airport Road!"

"So delicious, hahahaha, let me eat a few to whet my appetite first!"

After Suo Dun finished resting.

A pair of clear, foolish eyes looked towards the crowd.

Just then.

His gaze locked onto the closest person.

Ye Yang, who had just stood up and was dusting himself off.

"Hehe~ It's been a while since I had a proper meal!"

Stomp, stomp, stomp!

Suo Dun's massive body charged towards Ye Yang in a human-like running posture.

His long tail swung, and his flat, elongated crocodile mouth, full of sharp teeth, gaped open.

"Little brother! Run!"

A middle-aged police officer holding a firearm shouted from the crowd.

The pedestrians on the road at this moment all imagined Ye Yang being torn into bloody pieces.

"Quick, film it!"

Sister You, inside the shop, instinctively ordered her cameraman colleague to record the scene.

The next second.

Ye Yang looked at the monstrous crocodile charging at him.

He stopped dusting himself off.

He calmly put his hands back into his pockets.

His calm eyes met Crocodile God Soton's, and he asked faintly:

"Have you ever been hit by a light speed kick?"