Super God: Lightspeed Kick on Soton from the Start
Chapter 25

Suo Dun Gets Groped!

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"Complete Simulation! Doraemon!"

With Ye Yang's command.

He was wearing a white T-shirt and blue jeans. (He'd bought the outfit on his way back to Huaxia from the North Pole.)

His appearance hadn't changed much.

Ye Yang lowered his eyes and looked at the ten fingers on his hands.

At least he hadn't turned into a round ball.

Suddenly.

From the corner of his eye, Ye Yang noticed a white, semicircular pocket had appeared on the belly of his T-shirt.

It was just big enough to fit one of his hands.

"The Dimensional Pocket, huh? Let's see if I can find that thing."

Ye Yang stuck his hand into the pocket.

Though it looked shallow.

Ye Yang somehow managed to push his whole upper arm inside, struggling as he rummaged around.

Whoosh~

He suddenly pulled his arm out of the Dimensional Pocket.

Pinched between his fingers was a bright green leaf.

It was about the same size as an ordinary leaf.

Its veins and patterns were just like those of an ordinary leaf, too.

"Ta-da! The Tanuki Transformation Leaf."

Ye Yang blurted out.

Then he immediately shut his mouth, looking puzzled.

Why had he said that?

Could it be that after using Complete Simulation.

Some of his speech habits and behaviors were subconsciously influenced by the character he was simulating?

But it didn't matter. Those were just little details, nothing to worry about.

"Big Bro, what's that thing? A leaf?" Suo Dun came up to Ye Yang and sniffed it with his long, thick crocodile snout.

"This isn't food. It's the Tanuki Transformation Leaf. Canine and feline animals can place this technological leaf on their heads and release psychic power to transform." Ye Yang explained.

"But, Big Bro, I'm a crocodile." Suo Dun said innocently.

"That's fine. Cats and dogs just have stronger mental power than most other animals. Your own psychic power is already strong enough."

"Come on, picture what a human looks like in your mind."

As he spoke, Ye Yang placed the leaf on Suo Dun's crocodile head.

The leaf clung tightly to his armor-like skin.

The next second.

Bang!

A cloud of dense white smoke billowed up from beneath Suo Dun's feet, engulfing his enormous body.

Then.

The smoke dissipated.

Ye Yang saw a pair of slender legs in silver-white metal boots gradually emerge.

The legs were long and pale.

His gaze traveled upward.

A red skirt of armor. A slender waist wrapped in armor. Both arms encased in white-and-gold bracers. Above them was a pair of rounded metal breastplates.

By the time Ye Yang saw this much, he was already dumbfounded.

A woman?

That perverted crocodile had some pretty wild tastes.

He'd told him to turn into a human, and he'd turned into a woman.

Whoosh!

A sudden gust of wind swept over them.

It completely scattered the white smoke around Suo Dun.

Ye Yang saw a pair of powerful, pure white wings suddenly unfurl from the back of the woman Suo Dun had become.

At the same time.

A stunningly beautiful face came into view.

Her nose was straight and defined, with no visible nostrils.

The philtrum above her upper lip curved slightly upward, and her red lips were delicate.

Her slender, pale-gold eyebrows framed a pair of deep-set eyes.

Her face was heart-shaped, with clean, sharp contours.

Her hairstyle was a shoulder-length blond slicked-back style.

But the very next second.

The image of this beautiful War Goddess was shattered by Suo Dun's rough voice.

"Big Bro! Hehehe! It really worked! That's amazing!"

Suo Dun looked up and down at his new body.

"Oh, man. You'd better keep your mouth shut."

It was hard to imagine a gorgeous Female Angel warrior opening her mouth and making the guttural voice of a beast.

It was downright jarring.

"What's wrong, Big Bro? Did I turn out ugly? I haven't seen many people, so the person I turned into is that Female Angel who sealed me all those years ago. Her name was Angel Zhui. She left a deep impression on me. If you don't like it, there's nothing I can do."

Suo Dun spread both hands, indicating there was nothing he could do.

Ye Yang shook his head, speechless.

He said with mild exasperation:

"Just keep your mouth shut. Make your wings disappear, then come with me to the city center to buy some daily necessities and food. Now that everyone from Huang Village has moved away, we can sleep in whichever house we want from now on and save on rent."

"Sure."

Suo Dun didn't fuss.

With a thought, he made the wings on his back disappear.

Then.

Ye Yang reached into his Dimensional Pocket again.

He pulled out a pink door and set it in front of himself.

"Ta-da~ The Anywhere Door."

Ye Yang introduced it.

Then he grabbed the round doorknob and turned it as he said:

"Take me to downtown Tianhe City."

Click.

When the door opened.

On the other side was a sidewalk along one of the streets in Tianhe City.

The honking of cars and the cacophony of store advertisements poured through the doorway to Ye Yang and Suo Dun.

"Wow~ There are so many people."

Suo Dun exclaimed.

Ye Yang shot her a glance, and she immediately covered her mouth.

Then.

Ye Yang stepped through the Anywhere Door, with Suo Dun following close behind.

Although the pedestrians on the street saw the bizarre sight of the Anywhere Door.

They were only surprised; there wasn't much of a commotion.

And when Ye Yang immediately put the door back into his Dimensional Pocket.

The people who'd seen it felt like they'd seen a ghost and hurried away.

"Look over there! Something just crashed into Angel International Building!"

"Glass came raining down from up high! More than ten people got hurt, and one guy even got his head split open!"

"Oh, crap. Could it be aliens again?"

"Come on, let's go. These days, it's best not to get involved or crowd around, right? A blonde beauty in ancient armor—is she cosplaying?"

A lecherous middle-aged man spotted Suo Dun beside him.

His eyes glinted with lust as he sidled closer.

As he passed her.

The middle-aged man instinctively reached his greasy hand.

He slipped it beneath her red metal skirt armor.

And gave her a hard squeeze!

A lewd smile spread across the middle-aged man's face.

This sort of thing was all too common on the streets of Tianhe City and many other developed cities.

Besides, women tended to wear very little these days.

And the creeps were often older men.

So street groping was rampant.

However.

The soft, delicate feel of a woman's ass that the middle-aged man had imagined never came.

Instead.

It felt like he'd grabbed a piece of hard leather.

"Cao! Big Bro, this guy touched my butt!"

Suo Dun felt the movement behind him.

He turned around.

And flew into a rage!

His fierce glare seemed to say, You dare touch your grandpa Suo Dun's butt? Looking to die?!

"Holy crap! A shemale?!"

When the middle-aged man heard Suo Dun's voice.

He was just as startled.

His face turned deathly pale as he quickly pulled his hand back from beneath the skirt.

"Just don't kill anyone. Handle it yourself. I'm going to buy supplies."

Ye Yang was speechless, too.

Someone had groped a crocodile right there on the street.

He couldn't believe it.

As long as Suo Dun didn't kill anyone, it was fine.

"Sure thing, Bro."

Under the stunned gazes of the surrounding bystanders.

Suo Dun, in the form of a petite woman, lifted the lecherous middle-aged man with one arm and carried him into a nearby dark alley.

Meanwhile.

Inside Angel International Building not far away.

Angel Yan sat at the head of the conference table.

A huge hole had been smashed into one of the building's floor-to-ceiling windows.

It was impossible to miss.

A large crowd had gathered below, holding up their phones to film.

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