Douluo: Writing a Diary, All the Goddesses Cling to Me
Chapter 12

Analyzing the Essence, the Wicked Jade Little Sword!

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[Yanzi Will Return: Being in a chat group with a woman as stupid and ungrateful as you fills me with shame. You're not welcome here.]

[Love Eating Carrots: That's right, Bibi Dong, you should leave the group now.]

[I Am Little Princess: Bibi Dong, you should leave the group now.]

[Cat Yearning for Freedom: Bibi Dong, you should leave the group now.]

[I Have No Mother: Bibi Dong, you should leave the group now.]

[Melon-Eating Cold Girl: Bibi Dong, you should leave the group now.]

[I Don't Have the Surname Yu: Bibi Dong, you should leave the group now.]

Martial Soul City.

Hulie Na watched as all the group members in the chat ganged up on her teacher, her heart racing like an ant on a hot pan.

"Teacher, teacher, you've got to step up."

"Nana really can't be your mouth substitute this time."

Hulie Na wanted to explain for Bibi Dong, but Bibi Dong's moves were just too explosive.

She thought she was a top-tier carry, but Bibi Dong was the deadweight teammate.

As the current Saintess of Martial Soul Hall, she also felt Bibi Dong was in the wrong.

No matter what, you were the Saintess carefully raised by Martial Soul Hall—how could you elope with someone from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan? That's blatantly aiding the enemy.

And after being called out, Teacher Bibi Dong should have kept quiet, just silently watched the chat messages. Wouldn't that have been better?

The moment you speak, don't you get Attacked?

Teacher, teacher, when will you wise up?

Heaven Dou City.

Liu Erlong saw Bibi Dong getting Attacked again and was overjoyed inside.

"How can Bibi Dong be this stupid? At a time like this, she still jumps out to seek attention."

Liu Erlong didn't think Bibi Dong was foolish for falling for Jade Little Sword, because she also liked him and thought he was an outstanding person.

She thought Bibi Dong was stupid for not reading the room. If it were her, she wouldn't have stepped up at this moment—wouldn't that just get everyone Attacked?

"But, to be fair, that foolish woman Bibi Dong is truly ungrateful.

Even if she loves Jade Little Sword, she shouldn't just betray the Martial Soul Hall that raised her; what is that if not the act of a White-Eyed Wolf?

Liu Erlong deeply despised Bibi Dong's ingratitude.

A White-Eyed Wolf is unacceptable in any Forces.

Martial Soul Hall.

"Damn it! Every single one of these group members deserves to die!"

Bibi Dong stared at the chat group, where everyone was condemning her, and rage flared up inside.

They don't understand my feelings for Little Sword at all! They don't know what I've been through!

None of this is my fault!

I was willing to give up everything to elope with Little Sword, to abandon my place in Martial Soul Hall—why wouldn't Qian Xunji let me?

Why, why?!

[Bibi Dong's done, so let's move on to another topic: Jade Little Sword toying with Liu Erlong's feelings.]

[If Jade Little Sword merely played with Bibi Dong's emotions, then with Liu Erlong, he both toyed with her and shirked responsibility.]

[After parting with Bibi Dong, Jade Little Sword always paraded how devoted he was, but laughably, not long after splitting from Bibi Dong, he immediately fell for another woman.]

[Isn't that ridiculous? It really cracks me up. If you'd just admit you're a Scumbag, a piece of trash, I, Lin Chen, would have some respect for you.]

[But Jade Little Sword, while toying with a young woman's feelings, frantically slaps a "devoted" label on himself—that's even more disgusting than a piece of trash.]

Heaven Dou City.

"No, that's not it."

"It wasn't like that, it really wasn't." "Jade Little Sword was utterly heartbroken by Bibi Dong back then; he didn't set out to toy with her feelings."

Liu Erlong stared at the Diary Copy, making excuses for Jade Little Sword in her mind.

Her Jade Little Sword could never be the type to trifle with someone's heart; besides, she was no fool like Bibi Dong—if Jade Little Sword were truly playing with her feelings, wouldn't she have noticed?

Just as Liu Erlong was about to make more excuses for him.

[You, Jade Little Sword, claim to be the Theory Grandmaster, so why did your theories fail when you met Liu Erlong?]

[Both of you are from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan, both with mutated Martial Souls. Your mutation became Luo San Pao, while Liu Erlong's became the Fire Dragon.]

[After all this research on Martial Soul theory, don't tell me you, Jade Little Sword, couldn't even recognize the Fire Dragon mutated from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Martial Soul.]

[Or did you recognize Liu Erlong's Fire Dragon mutation but pretended not to know, just to keep toying with her feelings?]

[Compared to Bibi Dong, Liu Erlong isn't that stupid. Bibi Dong was the Saintess of Martial Soul Hall—she'd seen every theory and genius out there. She even solved the Twin Martial Souls cultivation problem herself later on.]

[It goes without saying that Bibi Dong outshines Jade Little Sword by over a hundred streets, both in theory and in strength. Yet such a favored daughter of heaven actually fell for a useless waste who was inferior to her in every way—that's truly the height of stupidity.]

[Liu Erlong was a bit better off, at least. After all, she was a complete bumpkin in theory, knowing nothing, and she was also very powerful in strength.]

[There's a saying: the more you lack something, the more you crave it. Back in the Golden Iron Triangle days, she turned a blind eye to the powerful Flender and was instead drawn to that half-baked theorist Jade Little Sword. How to put it? She brought it on herself—slightly smarter than Bibi Dong, but still a fool.]

[Later, after she and Jade Little Sword confirmed their relationship, on their wedding day, Liu Erlong's father—Jade Little Sword's Second Uncle—came knocking. That's right, Liu Erlong and Jade Little Sword were cousins. How could such a relationship lead to marriage?]

[But what really gets me is that Liu Erlong at least had the courage to face it. And you, Jade Little Sword? You just fled the wedding on the spot. Where does that leave Liu Erlong? A pure coward's move.]

[In short, Jade Little Sword is a fraud, a coward, an irresponsible scumbag who toys with young girls' feelings.]

Heaven Dou City.

Liu Erlong stared at the contents of the Diary Copy. The words of rebuttal rose to her lips but suddenly wouldn't come out.

Why did she like Jade Little Sword? First, it was his talent—every time she listened to him, she felt enlightened, as if her mind had gained new knowledge.

Second, even though Jade Little Sword's Soul Power Level was low, he worked hard to prove himself. She admired that upward-striving spirit of his.

But now, Lin Chen had dissected Jade Little Sword piece by piece, letting her see his true nature.

She had thought Jade Little Sword was learned and knowledgeable because she herself was a bumpkin in theory.

If Jade Little Sword really were a Theory Grandmaster, then when he first approached me, he should have known that my Martial Soul was a mutation of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon. So why did he still pursue a relationship with me?

Was it just to toy with my feelings?

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