Douluo: Writing a Diary, All the Goddesses Cling to Me
Chapter 13

The Women's Persuasion, Jade Little Sword's Various Deaths

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Thinking of this, Liu Erlong's gaze gradually dimmed, disappointment spilling from her beautiful eyes.

She realized that the image of the Master she held in her heart—learned and upright—was slowly crumbling, revealing the cowardly, self-abasing, selfish, and irresponsible soul beneath.

"Have I really fallen for someone I shouldn't have?"

Liu Erlong's heart was torn at this moment. She found that her feelings were gradually accepting the truth of Jade Little Sword's mediocrity.

Her heart no longer regarded Jade Little Sword as her everything; she began to think for herself.

Star Luo Empire.

Zhu Zhuqing clenched her small fists, her cute face flushed with anger.

"This Jade Little Sword is utterly despicable, a disgrace to men."

"Not only is he ugly in appearance, but his heart is even uglier. A man like that should be sent to the emperor as a eunuch."

Zhu Zhuqing silently cursed Jade Little Sword in her heart.

As an innocent and naive girl, what she hated most were men who toyed with young girls' feelings.

These scumbags who played with girls' emotions deserved death, and Jade Little Sword was doubly guilty because he was ugly.

Chat Group Interface.

[I Don't Have the Surname Yu: Jade Little Sword, is he really as worthless as the Diary Owner says?]

[I Don't Have the Surname Yu: Have I fallen for someone I shouldn't have?]

Heaven Dou City.

Liu Erlong was in a state of doubt about her own feelings, unconsciously wanting to pour out her pain to the Group Members.

Her emotions told her she should trust her Little Sword, but her reason told her that what the Diary Owner, Lin Chen, said was the truth.

Jade Little Sword was a selfish, cowardly man who stole fame and deceived the world.

She didn't know what to do now.

[I Am Little Princess: I Don't Have the Surname Yu, are you Liu Erlong?]

Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect.

Ning Rongrong saw the message in the Chat Group and leaped up from her bed.

"No wonder that 'I Don't Have the Surname Yu' played the neutral mediator when I cursed Jade Little Sword before—so it's Liu Erlong."

Ning Rongrong found it amusing that their Chat Group had gathered both Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong, a pair of Wolong and Fuchu.

Still, these two Wolong and Fuchu had given them plenty of entertainment.

[I Don't Have the Surname Yu: Mm.]

Hearing Liu Erlong's confirmation, the Group Members began to craft their words, wanting to make Liu Erlong see the true face of that petty man, Jade Little Sword.

Their impression of Liu Erlong wasn't bad; she wasn't as arrogant and foolish as Bibi Dong.

Moreover, since Liu Erlong was already showing signs of repentance, they naturally wouldn't treat her the same way they treated Bibi Dong.

After all, it's never too late to mend.

[I Am Little Princess: No need to ask—you definitely loved the wrong person. Jade Little Sword is a piece of trash.]

[I Am Little Princess: Just the fact that he abandoned you on your wedding day is unforgivable. If he had any spine, he'd take responsibility. Running off like that—what kind of man is that?]

[Yanzi Will Return: Exactly, exactly. For a man like that, you're still hesitating? Just like the Diary Owner said, you're a bit foolish. But you have one thing over a certain Pope in this group—you can think, and you know you've fallen for a scumbag.]

Martial Soul Hall.

Seeing another Group Member taking a dig at her, Bibi Dong snorted coldly, fury burning in her heart.

What did that "Yanzi Will Return" mean? Saying she had no brains?

Ridiculous. If she had no brains, how did she sit on the Pope's throne?

It was precisely because her love for Jade Little Sword ran so deep that she stood by him unconditionally, choosing to believe in his character.

Unlike Liu Erlong, who didn't truly love Little Sword and questioned his character. She felt sorry for Little Sword having an ex-girlfriend like Liu Erlong.

Still, one less rival was fine—it saved her from having a fickle woman like Liu Erlong clinging to her Little Sword.

Jade Little Sword belonged to her alone!

[Yanzi Will Return: If I were you and met a scumbag like Jade Little Sword, I'd have long made him taste my Eighteen Poisons and suffer the agony of Myriad Poisons Devouring the Heart until death.]

[Yanzi Will Return: But you're also a bit foolish, still holding out hope for Jade Little Sword. How disappointing.]

Heaven Dou City.

A girl radiating an eerie charm held a Black Diary in her hands, constantly trying to persuade Liu Erlong in the Chat Group in her own way.

The girl was named Dugu Yan, the granddaughter of Poison Douluo Dugu Bo.

She had short, deep purple hair paired with green eyes, and skin as white as snow, giving her an uncanny allure.

"Sigh, how did two weirdos get into this Chat Group, falling for a scumbag like Jade Little Sword? I just don't get it."

Dugu Yan pressed her forehead, utterly speechless.

Jade Little Sword had neither formidable strength nor handsome looks, and even his most prized theories were plagiarized.

For someone like him, Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong fell in love with him as if their intelligence had been drained—it really felt like something out of a storybook.

Dugu Yan had initially harbored some doubt about Lin Chen's claim that their world was a storybook world, but with these two oddballs around, she had no choice but to believe it.

[Cat Yearning for Freedom: Right, a scumbag like Jade Little Sword—why would you still love him? If it were me, I'd castrate him, wait until he's utterly hopeless, then kill him.]

[Love Eating Carrots: Exactly, exactly. If it were me, I'd plant him in the ground like a carrot and starve him to death slowly.]

[Cold Eating Melon Girl: You're both so cruel. If it were me, I'd just kill him outright. I have principles—I kill but I don't torture.]

[I Am Little Princess: ???]

[I Am Little Princess: Wait, the person above—do you actually think you're Goodness?]

[I Am Little Princess: And weren't we just trying to persuade Liu Erlong? How did we suddenly end up on ways to kill Jade Little Sword?]

[I Am Little Princess: Sure, I hate that scumbag Jade Little Sword too, but the most important thing now is to straighten Liu Erlong out, so our Chat Group has one less messed-up person.]

Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect.

Ning Rongrong saw the Group Members veering further off-topic, now discussing ways to kill Jade Little Sword, and couldn't hold back—she had to speak up to get them back on track.

But if it were her, what kind of death would she give Jade Little Sword?

"Hmm, burying him alive sounds good."

"This princess is still too Goodness."

Just imagining the scene of burying Jade Little Sword alive made Ning Rongrong unable to stop herself from laughing.

[Cat Yearning for Freedom: Oh right, how did we get onto killing Jade Little Sword? Yanzi Will Return, it's all your fault—you're too cruel.]

Star Luo Empire.

Zhu Zhuqing realized the topic had gone off track and immediately @-mentioned Dugu Yan in the Chat Group.

If not for her, she wouldn't have gotten dragged into discussing ways to kill Jade Little Sword.

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