Douluo: Writing a Diary, All the Goddesses Cling to Me
Chapter 18

Lin Chen's Guess, Jade Little Sword Becomes a Eunuch?

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Seeing Xiao Wu's Versailles-style post, many members in the group immediately couldn't hold back.

[I Have No Mother: Xiao Wu, don't get cocky. There's no soul master under heaven that the Martial Soul Hall can't find.]

[I Have No Mother: Martial Soul Hall Pope, use your papal authority right now and find out which academy Xiao Wu is in.]

[I Have No Mother: Your Martial Soul Hall's forces are spread across the land. If you want to investigate, you can find Xiao Wu's academy in a day or two.]

[I Am Little Princess: That's right, Bibi Dong. You don't want to see Xiao Wu keep getting Hidden Rewards, do you? Investigate now!]

[Cat Yearning for Freedom: Investigate now!]

[I Have No Mother: Investigate now!]

[A Little Fox: Investigate now!]

[Yanzi Will Return: Investigate now!]

[Cold Eating Melon Girl: Investigate now!]

[I Don't Have the Surname Yu: Investigate now!]

Seeing the barrage of messages flooding the chat group, Xiao Wu, who was in Notting City, panicked instantly.

She hadn't expected the Martial Soul Hall to be so all-powerful, making finding someone this easy.

Didn't that mean her location was about to be exposed?

"No way, Little Rabbit still wants to eat carrots. Bibi Dong, that stupid woman, don't you dare check my location."

Xiao Wu clasped her hands together, praying to the heavens, hoping they'd let her squeeze out a few more Hidden Rewards from the Diary Copy.

[Martial Soul Hall Pope: Hmph, you think just because you tell me to investigate, I will? This Pope just won't investigate. Let you all watch that Xiao Wu get her rewards.]

[Martial Soul Hall Pope: Weren't you mocking me like crazy before? Now you want me to find that Diary Owner, Lin Chen, yourself? Dream on.]

[Martial Soul Hall Pope: Even if I did find out, I wouldn't tell you.]

Martial Soul City, Bibi Dong's private chamber.

Bibi Dong was now wearing a pink silk nightgown, lying on her soft, large bed. Beneath the nightgown, her proud figure was faintly visible.

Seeing the members still wanting her to find Lin Chen's location, Bibi Dong sneered.

She thought to herself, you're dreaming.

Forgot how they mocked her in the chat group just a few days ago?

But as for Lin Chen and Xiao Wu's location, she could investigate on her own.

She was also very eager for those Hidden Rewards. Last time, "Heart's Thoughts Unimpeded" had saved her a lot of unnecessary trouble.

[Love Eating Carrots: Bibi Dong, well said. This time, I support you.]

[A Little Fox: Xiao Wu, don't get too smug. Don't think just because His Majesty the Pope won't check your location, we're out of options.]

[I Am Little Princess: That's right, that's right. Xiao Wu, I advise you to behave yourself.]

[I Am Little Princess: When we find your location, we'll take all your Super Carrots. Who told you to keep showing off in the group?]

[Love Eating Carrots: Don't you dare take my Super Carrots!]

[Yanzi Will Return: Hehe, Xiao Wu, we're not just taking them—we're going to beat you into a pig's head. Who told you to be so arrogant these past few days?]

[Love Eating Carrots: Hmph, I still have the Spatial Jade Slip. I can just run away. You won't get my Super Carrots.]

Notting City.

Lin Chen had just finished cultivating the Nine Yang Skill and was strolling through Notting Academy to clear his mind.

Then he noticed.

Not far ahead, Tang San was supporting Jade Little Sword as they walked slowly.

Observing closely, Lin Chen saw that with every step, Jade Little Sword's face twitched, as if enduring some great pain.

Looking further down, he noticed Jade Little Sword was limping, as if he'd pulled something in his groin.

"Did Jade Little Sword get hit there by a Mandala Snake?"

"If so, wouldn't Jade Little Sword have become a eunuch?"

Lin Chen speculated inwardly, feeling about eighty or ninety percent sure.

But if that were really the case, wouldn't that be incredibly satisfying?

Thinking this, Lin Chen couldn't wait to summon his Black Diary. With a thought, words appeared on the Black Diary one after another.

[With nothing to do today, I wandered around the academy and found something amusing.]

Seeing Lin Chen's diary content start updating, the women stopped arguing and turned their attention to their Diary Copies.

"Another daily entry today?"

The women thought Lin Chen was just writing about everyday stuff again when they saw the first line.

But the next moment, Lin Chen dropped a bombshell.

[I actually saw Jade Little Sword being helped back by Tang San, limping, with a pained expression on his face.]

[I guess there's an 80-90% chance Jade Little Sword has become a eunuch. If so, that's truly a cause for celebration.]

[That scumbag Jade Little Sword should have become a eunuch long ago. He toyed with Liu Erlong and Bibi Dong's feelings in his youth, and now karma has caught up with him.]

[Speaking of which, how did that useless Jade Little Sword dare to take Tang San to hunt for a soul ring? If it weren't for Tang San's Tang Sect Hidden Weapons and Tang Hao's covert protection, Jade Little Sword would have gotten Tang San killed.]

[In the original story, Jade Little Sword took Tang San to encounter a four-hundred-year Mandala Snake. After just a few moves, Jade Little Sword was knocked unconscious. If Tang San hadn't relied on his Previous Life skills, he would have died in the Mandala Snake's jaws.]

[Now it seems Jade Little Sword isn't just unconscious—he's lost his manhood. Gangzi, oh Gangzi, why are you so overconfident? You had to show off, and now you're about to become a eunuch.]

[I hope when I run into Jade Little Sword later, he doesn't point an Orchid Finger at me, or I won't be able to hold back my laughter.]

At this moment, Lin Chen was enthusiastically writing his diary, completely unaware of the storm his words were stirring in the Chat Group.

[I Am Little Princess: LOL, that Jade Little Sword really lives up to his reputation as a waste. A twenty-ninth-level Soul Grand Master can't even beat a four-hundred-year Mandala Snake, and from the looks of it, he's about to become a eunuch.]

[Cat Yearning for Freedom: Exactly. I've wanted to turn him into a eunuch for ages. Now, before I even made a move, that scumbag did it himself. So satisfying.]

[I Don't Have the Surname Yu: Jade Little Sword, oh Jade Little Sword, take this as punishment for toying with our feelings. You deserved this long ago. It seems the heavens have eyes—evil gets its due.]

Martial Soul Hall Pope: Impossible, this is impossible. That Lin Chen only said there was an eighty or ninety percent chance, and that was merely his own speculation; Jade Little Sword will not become a eunuch.

[I Have No Mother: Still deluding yourself at a time like this? Bibi Dong, you're only fooling yourself. How pitifully stupid.]

[I Have No Mother: Xiao Wu, isn't that Tang San your little brother and Yes-man? Go dig up some info and see if Jade Little Sword really became a eunuch. Let our foolish Your Majesty face reality.]

[Love Eating Carrots: Roger that!]

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