Douluo: Writing a Diary, All the Goddesses Cling to Me
Chapter 18

Lin Chen's Guess: Had Jade Little Sword Become a Eunuch?

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Seeing Xiao Wu's boastful comment, many members of the chat group immediately couldn't hold back.

[I Have No Mother: Xiao Wu, don't get cocky. There isn't a Soul Master in the world that Spirit Hall can't find.]

[I Have No Mother: Martial Soul Hall Pope, use your authority as the Pope and find out which academy Xiao Wu is at.]

[I Have No Mother: Your Spirit Hall's influence reaches across the land. As long as you want to look, you can find Xiao Wu's academy in a day or two.]

[I Am Little Princess: Exactly, Bibi Dong. You don't want to see Xiao Wu keep getting Hidden Rewards, do you? Get on it!]

[Cat Yearning for Freedom: Get on it!]

[I Have No Mother: Get on it!]

[A Little Fox: Get on it!]

[Yanzi Will Return: Get on it!]

[Cold Eating Melon Girl: Get on it!]

[I Don't Have the Surname Yu: Get on it!]

Seeing the flood of messages in the chat group, Xiao Wu, who was in Notting City, panicked.

She hadn't expected Spirit Hall to be so powerful, able to find someone so easily.

Wouldn't that expose her location?

"Oh no! Little Rabbit still wants to eat carrots. Bibi Dong, you stupid woman, please don't find out where I am."

Xiao Wu pressed her hands together and prayed to the heavens, hoping they would give her more Hidden Rewards from the Diary Copy.

[Martial Soul Hall Pope: Hmph. You want me to investigate, so I should just do it? I'm not going to. I'll let you watch that Xiao Wu get the rewards.]

[Martial Soul Hall Pope: You usually mock me for being so capable. So why don't you go find the Diary Owner, Lin Chen, yourselves? You want me to investigate? Dream on.]

[Martial Soul Hall Pope: Even if I do find out, I won't tell you.]

Spirit City, Bibi Dong's bedroom.

Bibi Dong was wearing pink silk pajamas as she lay on her soft bed. Beneath the fabric, her impressive figure was just barely visible.

Seeing the other members still trying to get her to find out where Lin Chen was, Bibi Dong scoffed.

You really think you can get me to do that?

Had they forgotten how they'd mocked her in the chat group just a few days ago?

Still, she could investigate Lin Chen and Xiao Wu's whereabouts on her own.

Bibi Dong was eager to get her hands on the Hidden Reward, too. The last one, "Heart's Thoughts Unimpeded," had saved her a lot of unnecessary trouble.

[Love Eating Carrots: Well said, Bibi Dong. I'm backing you this time.]

[A Little Fox: Xiao Wu, don't get too pleased with yourself. Don't think we're helpless just because His Holiness the Pope won't look for you.]

[I Am Little Princess: Exactly, exactly. Xiao Wu, I advise you to watch your back.]

[I Am Little Princess: Once we find you, we'll take every single one of your Super Carrots. You're always showing off about them in the group, after all.]

[Love Eating Carrots: Don't you dare take my Super Carrots!]

[Yanzi Will Return: Hehe, Xiao Wu, we won't just take them. We'll beat you into a pig's head, too. You've been so arrogant these past few days!]

[Love Eating Carrots: Hmph, I still have a Spatial Jade Slip. I can just run away. You'll never get my Super Carrots.]

Notting City.

Lin Chen had just finished practicing the Nine Yang Skill and was taking a relaxing stroll around Notting Academy.

Then he suddenly spotted something.

A short distance ahead, Tang san was helping Jade Little Sword walk.

Watching them closely, Lin Chen noticed that Jade Little Sword's face twitched with every step, as if he were enduring terrible pain.

Looking lower, Lin Chen saw that Jade Little Sword was walking with a pronounced limp, as if he'd pulled something down there.

"Could Jade Little Sword have been bitten there by the Mandala Snake?"

"Wouldn't that make him a eunuch?"

Lin Chen made a guess to himself. He was about eighty or ninety percent certain.

But if it really was true, wouldn't that be fantastic?

At the thought, Lin Chen eagerly summoned his Black Diary. With a thought, one line of text after another appeared on its pages.

[Had nothing to do today, so I took a walk around the academy and came across something interesting.]

When the women saw that Lin Chen's diary had started updating, they stopped arguing and turned their attention to their Diary Copies.

"Is today's entry just about everyday life again?"

Seeing the first line, they thought Lin Chen was filling space with another mundane entry.

But the very next moment, Lin Chen revealed a shocking bombshell.

[I actually saw Tang san helping Jade Little Sword limp back. And Jade Little Sword had a pained expression on his face.]

[My guess is that Jade Little Sword is about eighty or ninety percent likely to have become a eunuch. If it's true, then congratulations are in order.]

[Jade Little Sword is scum. He should've become a eunuch long ago, after toying with Liu Erlong and Bibi Dong's feelings when he was young. Now he's finally getting what he deserves.]

[Seriously, how did such a useless guy like Jade Little Sword dare take Tang san to get a Soul Ring? If Tang san hadn't had Tang Sect Hidden Weapons, and Tang Hao hadn't been protecting him in secret, Jade Little Sword would've gotten Tang san killed.]

[In the original story, Jade Little Sword took Tang san to face a four-hundred-year-old Mandala Snake. He was knocked unconscious after just a few moves. If Tang san hadn't relied on the skills from his Previous Life, he would've died in the snake's jaws.]

[Things seem to be worse this time. Jade Little Sword didn't just pass out; it looks like he lost his manhood, too. Gangzi, oh, Gangzi, why did you overestimate yourself and insist on playing the hero? Now you're going to become a eunuch.]

[I hope that when I run into Jade Little Sword in the future, he won't point at me with an Orchid Finger. Otherwise, I won't be able to stop myself from laughing.]

At that moment, Lin Chen was writing away with great enthusiasm, completely unaware of the storm his words were stirring up in the chat group.

[I Am Little Princess: I'm dying! Jade Little Sword really is useless. A level twenty-nine Soul Grandmaster can't even beat a Mandala Snake that's over four hundred years old. And from the looks of it, he's about to become a eunuch.]

[Cat Yearning for Freedom: Exactly. I've wanted to make him a eunuch for ages. Now, before I could even do anything, that scumbag went and became one by himself. Serves him right.]

[I Don't Have the Surname Yu: Jade Little Sword, oh, Jade Little Sword. Let this be your punishment for playing with our feelings. You should've ended up like this long ago. It seems the heavens really do see everything and make sure evil gets what it deserves.]

[Martial Soul Hall Pope: No, it can't be. It can't be. Lin Chen only said there was an eighty or ninety percent chance, and it's just his guess. Little Gang won't become a eunuch.]

[I Have No Mother: Still fantasizing at a time like this? Bibi Dong, all you can do is deceive yourself. You're so pathetic.]

[I Have No Mother: Xiao Wu, isn't Tang san your underling and lovesick puppy? Go ask around and see if Jade Little Sword became a eunuch. Then our foolish Pope can finally face reality.]

[Love Eating Carrots: On it!]

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