Douluo: Writing a Diary, All the Goddesses Cling to Me
Chapter 44

Lin Chen's Massage Journey, Diary Copy New Rule

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Before Lin Chen could figure it out, Bibi Dong's soul power fluctuation, like a flood, pressed down on him, leaving him unable to voice his grievances.

This Bibi Dong was truly a crazy woman—was she going through menopause or something?

She'd been fine just moments ago, almost coaxed into a docile state by him, and now she flipped without warning, directly releasing her soul power to pressure him.

The next moment.

Bibi Dong's jade foot, clad in Silver High Heels, stepped onto Lin Chen's chest. With a slight push, he was forced to one knee.

"Lin Chen, you little brat, do you really think you're so clever, daring to toy with This Pope? Do you take me for a fool?"

Bibi Dong's voice carried no emotion, every word dripping with icy coldness.

Seeing Bibi Dong like this, Lin Chen felt like crying but had no tears.

Come on—praising you doesn't work, cursing you doesn't work either. Lady, what exactly do you want me to do to satisfy you?

"Your Majesty."

"Every word I, Lin Chen, said came from my heart, not a single lie."

Lin Chen forced himself to speak.

After this, Lin Chen swore he would leave Notting Academy and get far away from that crazy woman, Bibi Dong.

Now that she knew his location, any day she got upset, she'd come bully him—basically treating him like a punching bag.

What's more, Bibi Dong's actions didn't cross the system's bottom line, so naturally, she wouldn't face the system's punishment.

But her behavior was infuriating.

He, Lin Chen, didn't want to be Bibi Dong's punching bag. He had to leave Notting Academy as soon as possible.

"Hmph, smooth talker."

"This Pope will give you one chance to redeem yourself. Later, you'll give me a massage."

"If you do it well enough, I'll let you off. Otherwise, you'll see what happens."

After her anger subsided, Bibi Dong gradually calmed down and gave Lin Chen her orders.

Then, Bibi Dong dispersed her soul power pressure and withdrew the Silver High Heels that had been pressing against Lin Chen's chest.

"Understood, Your Majesty."

Hearing this, Lin Chen quickly replied.

But where Bibi Dong couldn't see, Lin Chen rolled his eyes, silently despising her.

"'You'll see what happens'—as if you could actually hurt me."

Though he mocked her in his thoughts, Lin Chen still did as she said.

Otherwise, Bibi Dong would just kick his little chest again with her Silver High Heels.

Lin Chen glanced at the height of Bibi Dong's chair and realized he was too short—he'd need a stool to stand on.

So, he fetched a stool from nearby, placed it behind Bibi Dong, stepped onto it, and began his massage session.

Bibi Dong slowly closed her eyes, waiting for Lin Chen's small hands to rest on her shoulders.

At this point, Lin Chen found himself in an awkward spot.

Because he was standing behind Bibi Dong on a stool, his height was a bit taller than hers as she reclined in the chair.

And from this position, at this distance, combined with Bibi Dong's full and firm figure—

That round, plump, snow-white area—Lin Chen could catch a glimpse of some spring scenery.

This left him at a loss, a faint blush creeping onto his face.

If he pointed it out to Bibi Dong, he'd just end up getting kicked by her Silver High Heels again.

Helpless, Lin Chen had no choice but to silently chant "Amitabha" in his mind while massaging Bibi Dong's shoulders.

"Mmm~"

"So comfortable, Lin Chen. Put more effort into it."

Lin Chen's hand strength felt great on Bibi Dong's body, making her sway slightly as she urged him on.

With those two swaying motions, Lin Chen's face grew even redder.

So white—truly like jade porcelain.

It really fit the saying: everyone hates the Secret Chamber Douluo, but everyone wants to be the Secret Chamber Douluo.

This massage session lasted a full half-hour before Bibi Dong finally let him off.

After the massage, Lin Chen felt his hands were sore. He wanted to accuse Bibi Dong of child labor abuse!

As for Bibi Dong, her face was flushed with satisfaction from Lin Chen's massage.

"Mm, not bad."

"Lin Chen, catch. This is your reward from This Pope."

With that, Bibi Dong took out a Silver Soul Coin and tossed it directly into Lin Chen's hand.

At the sight of the single Silver Soul Coin in his hand, Lin Chen inwardly sneered at Bibi Dong once more.

From her tone just now, he'd thought that crazy woman Bibi Dong would hand over some treasure. Instead, it was just one Silver Soul Coin—was she trying to brush him off like a beggar?

Was he, Lin Chen, the type to be short on Silver Soul Coins? At the very least, she could've tossed him a Gold Soul Coin. Even that broke Gangzi had managed to pull out a Storage Soul Tool for Tang San.

And you, the Martial Soul Hall Pope, after accepting my service, fork over a single Silver Soul Coin—how utterly heartless can you get?

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Though he thoroughly despised Bibi Dong's behavior, Lin Chen still played his part to the end.

"Mm, this Silver Soul Coin will serve as your Meal Money. You should be grateful to me."

"After all, you're an orphan—this is probably the first time you've seen such a large sum of money."

Bibi Dong looked at Lin Chen with a smile.

"By the way, Lin Chen."

"I see your martial soul has evolved into a High Rank one. How about returning to Martial Soul Hall with me?"

"As long as you join my Martial Soul Hall, you won't have to worry about resources from now on."

Bibi Dong narrowed her eyes, a faint pressure of soul power radiating from her, as if warning Lin Chen.

As for Lin Chen, Bibi Dong naturally wanted to keep him by her side. That way, she could not only claim the Hidden Reward from the Diary Copy but also bully this Little Brat from time to time—how delightful.

So she released a thread of soul power pressure, intending to intimidate Lin Chen.

But before Lin Chen could react, the Diary Copy began to warn Bibi Dong.

[Ding, the Diary Copy owner must not restrict the freedom of the Diary Owner, Lin Chen. Violators will have their Diary Copy revoked and related memories erased!]

[Ding, the system encourages free competition among Diary Copy owners and opposes malicious competition. Violators will have their Diary Copy revoked and related memories erased!]

A series of Mechanical Sounds rang out in Bibi Dong's mind, shattering her plan completely.

It seemed she couldn't force Lin Chen's will—she could only coax him step by step.

With that thought, Bibi Dong withdrew her soul power pressure, a look of regret on her face.

Seeing Bibi Dong release and then retract her soul power pressure, Lin Chen was utterly baffled. He now seriously suspected that this Crazy Woman Bibi Dong had split personalities, which only deepened his desire to leave Notting Academy.

At the same time.

Across Douluo Continent, every Diary Copy owner heard those two Mechanical Sounds in their minds. After understanding the two newly established rules, they were filled with confusion.

Why had the Diary Copy suddenly set these two rules? Could it be that someone had tried to restrict Lin Chen's freedom or engage in malicious competition?

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