Won the Holy Grail War, But This Is the Imaginary Tree Universe!
Chapter 30

You've Actually Met a Ghost You Can Get Physical With-Are You Going for It? (Please Recommend, Please Keep Reading)

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Upper Yoshiwara Red-Light District was the Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba world's equivalent of Kabukicho's main street. In this era, licensed prostitution was legal. The district was officially recognized, its workers were required to undergo regular health checks, and everything was strictly regulated.

Of course, you could take that so-called strict regulation with a grain of salt. In this era, the district was paradise for wealthy men and human traffickers.

Tonight, a group of unusual guests arrived.

Dan Lei hired several horse-drawn carriages and brought a group of Demon Slayer Corps members here.

Dan Lei knew exactly who was behind everything, so unlike Tengen Uzui, he didn't come with just Tanjiro, Zenitsu Agatsuma, and Inosuke Hashibira.

Besides those three, who were there to do odd jobs, Dan Lei had also brought along Giyu Tomioka and Obanai Iguro. Tengen Uzui was the only Hashira he'd left out. Shinobu Kocho had insisted on coming, too.

In fact, Dan Lei had wanted to bring Gyomei Himejima as well, but Gyomei had turned him down, saying that as a monk, he couldn't go to a place like this.

Of course, Giyu Tomioka and Obanai Iguro hadn't agreed right away, either.

The former had no interest in the place and felt that since Dan Lei and Kojiro Sasaki were already going, his presence wouldn't make much difference.

The latter had a crush on Mitsuri Kanroji and worried that going somewhere like this might affect how she saw him.

But when Dan Lei tried to persuade them to join the mission, he first went to the nearby police station and got a stack of records about the Entertainment District.

Then he took the records and explained his reasoning to Tengen Uzui, Giyu Tomioka, Obanai Iguro, Tanjiro and the other two, as well as Shinobu Kocho, who arrived later.

"You don't have to go undercover to find a demon. Demons live for a long time, and if one stays in the same place for years, it'll leave plenty of clues.

"According to these records, countless singing girls have died or gone missing in the Entertainment District over the past few centuries.

"But in a place like that, it's normal for girls to disappear, so the police station assumed they'd simply run away and only made a few basic notes.

"However, if you look closely, you'll find that for nearly a century, there's been an exceptionally talented, top-ranked courtesan here at just about any given time. And the establishments where these top-ranked courtesans worked had an unusually high number of deaths and disappearances.

"Given that timespan and the number of people who've died, this demon must be an Upper Rank Demon.

"And the top courtesan of the current generation, Warabihime of Kyogoku House, should be the demon we're looking for."

Dan Lei's words left everyone stunned.

The Demon Slayer Corps had never thought to use police records to find demons.

Tengen Uzui had put all three of his wives on the line, and Dan Lei had found more by flipping through records for half a day.

Since an Upper Rank Demon might be involved, Giyu Tomioka and Obanai Iguro couldn't refuse when Dan Lei asked them to come along.

Dan Lei had made it clear: the Entertainment District was crowded with ordinary people. Even if they could defeat the demon, the collateral damage could still kill many people.

So they needed enough fighters to keep the civilians safe.

Clearly, none of the Hashira expected Tanjiro and the other two to be much help in a fight against an Upper Rank Demon.

And so Dan Lei hired carriages and brought everyone to the Entertainment District.

As for Shinobu Kocho, she said that a battle with an Upper Rank Demon would be extremely dangerous, and she wanted to be there in case anyone needed emergency treatment.

But at least two people present knew the truth: Shinobu clearly didn't want certain people to let their pretend romance turn real.

Dan Lei had noticed what Shinobu was thinking, too. They'd met almost every night for the past three months.

Dan Lei figured it was only natural for Shinobu to be attracted to him. He was good-looking, educated, and possessed plenty of masculine charm.

Unfortunately, Dan Lei knew perfectly well that he was a member of the Longevity Species and might not stay in this world much longer.

So he had no intention of starting a romance here. He simply pretended not to notice Shinobu's behavior.

Once they entered the Entertainment District, the Hashira acted fairly normally, but Tanjiro and the other two looked like country bumpkins visiting a big city.

Dan Lei had already tied them to the carriage with Magecraft Thread, though, so they couldn't run off like they had in the anime.

And he'd put the three of them through plenty over the past three months. Even Inosuke Hashibira didn't dare act up around him.

Once, Inosuke had knocked over the herbs Dan Lei had left outside to dry. Dan Lei had tied him to a tree and used honey wax to pull out his body hair. He'd waxed everything but Inosuke's head.

Ever since, Inosuke had trembled all over whenever he saw Dan Lei, like a wild animal spotting its natural enemy.

When they reached the entrance to Kyogoku House, Dan Lei got out of the carriage and gave the others their instructions.

"Obanai, use your snake to look for underground tunnels around Kyogoku House. This demon has eaten so many people, yet no one's found their remains. They must be buried somewhere underground.

"Once you find a tunnel, Tengen, take Tanjiro and the other two and raid the demon's hideout. If your wives are still alive, they'll be there.

"Finally, half an hour after I go inside, Shinobu, follow the plan we agreed on. Go with Giyu and pretend to be my fiancée, bring some guards, catch me in the act, and make a scene at Kyogoku House. Get all the civilians out of the building.

"I'll try to wait an hour before starting the fight. You two will have to find a way to evacuate the civilians."

Dan Lei had shown remarkable intelligence while tracking down the demon, and he was also the strongest person present. So everyone was willing to follow his lead.

Just before Dan Lei went into Kyogoku House, though, Shinobu Kocho tugged at his clothes and spoke with concern.

"Be careful. The fact that this female demon has managed to pass as a top courtesan means she must have some tricks. Don't let her charm you for real."

Dan Lei could only nod before striding into Kyogoku House.

The moment he entered, his fine-looking clothes caught the madam's attention. She hurried over with a beaming smile.

"Young master, is this your first time at Kyogoku House? Come along, I'll show you our girls."

Dan Lei acted just like a seasoned patron. He took out two polished jade balls and rolled them in his hand as he spoke.

"It is. But if I'm not satisfied with your girls, I promise the whole Entertainment District will hear by tomorrow that the women at Kyogoku House are all trash."

Dan Lei had already used Suggestion magic, making the madam see him as a powerful man she absolutely couldn't afford to offend.

The madam hurried to reassure him.

"Don't worry, young master! The finest courtesan in the whole Entertainment District is right here at Kyogoku House. You're sure to be satisfied. Please wait a moment while I make the arrangements."

She bowed, then immediately called out to the girls behind her.

"Girls, take our distinguished guest to the finest private room. Give him the highest level of service, and make sure you look after him!"

With that, the madam hurried off to find Warabihime. Whether she accepted clients wasn't up to the madam.

Fortunately, Daki was a professional in her own way. Once she learned that Dan Lei was an important guest, she didn't throw a fit or refuse to see him.

So Dan Lei soon found himself face-to-face with Daki, a demon renowned for her beauty even when she was human.

And that brought us to the question: in their past life, countless people on the internet had boasted that they could be Ning Caichen. Now, there was a demon right in front of them who could really be had. Who'd take the chance?

This book wouldn't have a heroine who got involved with the male lead for quite some time.

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