Douluo: Fabricating the Future, Dark Supreme Huo Yuhao
Chapter 50

Tang San's Nightmare! Hyena King Douluo's Anus Grabbing Hand!

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Hearing their boss say this, the Scarface Strongman nodded, twitched the flesh on his face, and said coldly, "Hmph, when Mom transformed and re-cultivated back then, I said that Tang San wasn't a good person!"

"After all, although Mom's appearance after transforming fit our aesthetic, it didn't fit human aesthetics at all!"

"It would have been good if others didn't reject Mother when they saw her, but Tang San looked at Mom with deep affection, his disguise seamless. That's when I knew his scheming and depth were profound!"

The boss also shook his head slightly and sighed, "It's just a pity that Mom was completely bewitched by that Tang San back then, devoted to him, and even abandoned several lovers in the clan."

"She even said that Tang San was the only one who completely didn't care about her appearance, wasn't swayed by her power, but only loved her, a true love."

"The result proves that my initial feeling was right!" Anger appeared on Scarface's face, and he snorted coldly, "Tang San is truly capable of acting! He acted so well that everyone thought he had deep affection for Mom!"

"As a result, as soon as he got to the God Realm, he chose to fall out with Mom! Revealing his true face!"

The boss nodded, "I still remember the scene at that time. Mom originally wanted to embrace Tang San affectionately as soon as she ascended, but Tang San reacted with extreme rejection!"

"At that time, his eyes were red and he was panting like an ox, constantly shouting things like 'You're not Banban,' 'Give me back my Banban,' 'Banban is clearly beautiful as a fairy,' 'Ugly monster, die,' 'No wonder they say I have an eyesight problem.'"

"I can only say that Tang San's acting skills are truly superb, and he was deeply immersed in the role, acting as if he had never seen Mom's real appearance. His emotions were very real. Even the God of Emotion, Rong Nianbing, said that Tang San's despair, grief, and anger were not fake in the slightest."

"He hurt Mom too deeply that time. Being called an ugly monster by the one she loved most was more painful than being insulted ten thousand times by others."

Scarface sighed lightly, a smile appearing at the corner of his mouth, "But it was precisely because she was hurt so deeply that time that Mom, awakened from false love, regained the dominance and majesty she had when she roamed the prairie, instead of being a love brain obedient to Tang San!"

"Hahahaha, that's right!" The boss recalled the past, his face filled with pride, "The day Tang San fell out with her after ascending to the God Realm, Mom's famous prairie unique skill, the Anus Grabbing Hand, reappeared in the world. The gods clutched their crotches in fear, and Tang San knelt and wailed loudly. That scene is unforgettable for me!"

"That scene of the gods losing their color is an immortal monument forever etched in the history of our Spotted Hyena Clan!"

Inside the Royal Soul Engineer Academy of the Sun Moon Empire, Meng Hongchen was gazing at the heavenly screen in a daze, "Ah... Yuhao looks even more handsome as he grows!"

Xiao Hongchen's face stretched, "Meng, is your attention entirely on his face? Didn't you see that the universe is in imminent danger?!"

Xiao Hongchen tried to use the cosmic safety as a matter of justice to win back Meng Hongchen's heart, but the girl didn't buy it at all. She waved her hand without looking back, "Tall people will hold up the sky. I believe Yuhao can definitely resolve this crisis!"

"He?" Meng Hongchen's eyes widened, "He's only been learning spells for a year. You expect him to save the situation?! He's just the Son of Destiny of Douluo Star, not the Son of Destiny of the Universe! Don't think too highly of him!"

Meng Hongchen looked over with a strange gaze, "Did I say Son of Destiny? That's Yuhao's own effort! You also know that Yuhao has only been learning spells for a year. In just one year, he's become so strong and is called Master Huo. Laugh, if it were you, could you do it?"

"Of course, I can!" Xiao Hongchen snorted dismissively, turning his gaze aside, but his mouth was surprisingly stubborn, "It's just that I haven't had contact with the Sacred Hall yet. Otherwise, I'd show you how I defeated a Fallen Mage and turned the tide!"

"Fine," Meng Hongchen pouted, "Then Xiao, first show me that you can become a Titled Douluo in one year. If you can do that, I'll believe you."

"How is it possible to become a Titled Douluo in one year?!" Xiao Hongchen became anxious.

"A master among mages, stronger than the gods in the God Realm?" Meng Hongchen analyzed slowly, "Let's draw an analogy. The Sacred Hall is Douluo Continent, and Venerable Gu Yi is Dragon God Douluo Mu En. Then Master Huo is just an ordinary Titled Douluo, right?"

"Ah, this!" Xiao Hongchen froze, unable to find a response for a moment.

So, he forcibly brought the topic back to the beginning, "Yes, he is excellent, but this is a cosmic crisis. Can you stop looking at his face? Pay attention to the crisis, Meng!"

"Why are you talking so much today?" Meng Hongchen waved her hand impatiently, "I already said that tall people will hold up the sky. Isn't there an Observer? Even if the Sacred Hall is defeated, can the Observer just watch the universe be destroyed?"

Inside Shrek Academy, by Shrek Lake, a group of Shrek high-level officials were watching the scene in the heavenly screen. Their mentality was calm, even a little pleased.

Because the heavenly screen was playing the future, and the protagonist of the future, Huo Yuhao, was in the academy. This meant Shrek had already grasped the future.

Under these circumstances, the Shrek people, who had learned the secrets of the God Realm and severed ties with the Sea God, only had the mood to watch a joke.

As for whether the God Realm was too much of a pitfall and whether they should ascend in the future, their mentality had already settled.

They were even considering, through Huo Yuhao in the future, contacting the Sacred Hall and spreading the name of Shrek to more distant planets, letting the glory of Shrek illuminate the universe!

To them, this was much more attractive than ascending to the God Realm!

Judging by Huo Yuhao's super talent on the path of magic shown in the heavenly screen, this was not an impossible prospect!

As long as Huo Yuhao could grow up, take over the position of Supreme Mage from Venerable Gu Yi, and then have him succeed the Dean of Shrek Academy...

Tsk, tsk, the Sacred Hall might not be unable to bear the name of Shrek!

Shrek Sacred Hall! Just thinking about this name made their hearts surge!

Moreover, with the knowledge of the future, Kaecilius would no longer be a problem. As long as they could contact the Sacred Hall, or if the mages of the Sacred Hall saw the heavenly screen, the future crisis would naturally be resolved.

With this relaxed mentality, the Shrek high-level officials couldn't help but laugh joyfully when they saw the scene in the heavenly screen where Huo Yuhao blankly said that the Eye of Agamotto had no protection and that the Supreme Mage's private collection could be read freely, which caused Kaecilius to break down.

The air was filled with a joyful atmosphere for a moment.

"I knew it. Such a super artifact like the Eye of Agamotto was just placed there without protection. It's too unreasonable and too dangerous..."

Time Douluo Shi Xing smiled bitterly and shook his head, "So it turns out it only had no protection for Yuhao..."

"And when Yuhao went to ask Venerable Gu Yi about his private collection, the librarian actually said anyone could read it. I was strange back then, those books were all sealed with chains."

"It seems only Yuhao could easily unlock those chains..." Mu En said with a smile, "It seems this Venerable Gu Yi might be treating Yuhao as his successor."

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