Honkai, My Ex-Girlfriend Is Actually Raiden Mei — Author: Qian Yun
Synopsis:
Su Moqian was dumped by Raiden Mei right at the start, only to suddenly awaken the Blondie Simulator. Its system claimed it would definitely help its host win Raiden Mei back.
And so—
Kiana: "Sorry, Mei, but my heart already belongs to Moqian."
Herrscher of Thunder: "Sorry, Mei, but I'd rather entrust this power to the man I love."
Elysia: "Mei, let's keep in touch less from now on. I'm worried Moqian might misunderstand~" ..."??? System, what happened to helping me win Mei back?"
[Don't worry. Mei is definitely desperate to get back together with you right now!]
[Qian Yun]
Chapter 1: Blondie Simulator
Early morning, outside Senba Academy.
"Mei, I'll walk you this far." Su Moqian smiled and waved at Raiden Mei.
"Mm." Raiden Mei lowered her eyes and answered softly.
For some reason, she did not give her boyfriend the sweet smile she usually did that day.
Instead, she wore a dejected expression, as if she had made some difficult decision.
"Moqian, wait."
Hearing Mei's voice, Su Moqian turned around and smiled warmly.
"Don't worry. Of course I haven't forgotten what day it is. I'll come pick you up after school tonight."
Today marked the first anniversary of his relationship with Raiden Mei, and Su Moqian had already made plenty of preparations for it.
He could confidently say that no matter what unexpected incident occurred, nothing could ruin their anniversary!
"No, I mean..."
Raiden Mei clenched her teeth against her lips, nearly biting them until they bled.
After hesitating for a while, she gripped the hem of her skirt tightly and said in a lowered voice,
"Let's break up."
"Huh?" The smile on Su Moqian's face suddenly froze.
"Mei, what... what happened all of a sudden?" Su Moqian's expression changed. He could not understand what was happening at all.
His mind raced as he tried to figure out why Mei had asked to break up.
But during this time, he believed he had always kept himself in check and had never had any conflicts with Mei.
So what was going on? What could have happened to make the girlfriend who loved him so much ask to break up?
Su Moqian forcibly suppressed his agitation and tried to keep his tone calm as he asked,
"Mei, can you tell me why?"
Seeing the sorrow in Su Moqian's eyes, Raiden Mei lowered her head, unable to bear looking at him, and spoke in an almost inaudible voice:
"I'm sorry..."
"What?" Su Moqian failed to hear Raiden Mei clearly.
This time, Raiden Mei said nothing more. She merely shook her head before quickly running into Senba Academy.
Seeing this, Su Moqian instinctively tried to chase after her, but before he could step through the gate, the security guard stopped him.
"Kid, this is a girls' school. Men need to show proof from the principal to enter." The security guard who stopped Su Moqian spoke sternly.
"...I understand."
Su Moqian gritted his teeth and frowned at the guard before looking toward Raiden Mei, who had already run far ahead.
"Mei's condition seems a little strange. I should stay calm and probe her first."
After thinking it over, Su Moqian chose not to force his way inside. Instead, he took out his phone and prepared to send her a message.
Raiden Mei had already entered the classroom building. She wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with her sleeve and put on an expression as if nothing had happened.
Just then, her phone suddenly began to vibrate.
Raiden Mei took out her phone and looked at it. Sure enough, it was a message from Su Moqian.
She looked at the question he had sent, pressed her pale lips together, and chose not to reply.
She merely said inwardly, I'm sorry, Moqian.
It's not that I don't like you. I just want to change that despairing future...
Elsewhere, Su Moqian also returned to his own school.
Being dumped on such an important anniversary was enough to make anyone collapse.
But Su Moqian did not act impulsively. Instead, he kept turning things over in his mind and thinking.
There was no use grieving over the problem. What mattered now was figuring out how to solve it.
Earlier, because he had been too emotional, he had failed to notice the details.
But now that he had calmed down and replayed everything in his mind, he realized that Raiden Mei's behavior when she asked to break up had seemed rather strange.
It was as if she had some unspeakable difficulty...
This meant that as long as he grasped the root of the problem, there was still a chance to turn things around.
"I have to act quickly. If I don't, I'm afraid Mei and I really will become strangers." Su Moqian furrowed his brows.
Just as Su Moqian was racking his brains, a voice suddenly rang out in his mind:
[Host, I really like you so much, mua!] [For your sake, I've already trained myself properly!]
Hearing the system's sweet little-girl voice, the corner of Su Moqian's mouth twitched.
"...Speak like a normal person."
[Sorry, host. This system only awakened last night, and due to insufficient energy, as well as some powerful electromagnetic force that appeared from who-knows-where, the results of the first simulation were accidentally lost.] [But don't worry. I've recovered now, and my energy is sufficient. I guarantee this won't happen again!]
"That's good." Su Moqian nodded.
This system had awakened in him the previous night. It was called the [Blondie Simulator].
Although the system seemed highly unreliable, perhaps he could use it to investigate Raiden Mei's motives.
To accomplish his goal, he could mobilize every force at his disposal.
With that thought, Su Moqian immediately opened the Blondie Simulator.
In the next moment, a series of messages appeared in his mind.
[Ding! Host's needs detected. Simulator activated!] [This simulator strives to make its host the strongest blondie in the world! Therefore, it will simulate various blondie lives for its host.] [After each simulation concludes, the host can obtain the corresponding experience and rewards!]
After reading the information, Su Moqian nodded and prepared to explore the simulator's functions.
"System, begin the simulation." Su Moqian spoke in a deep voice.
[Sorry, host. The one simulation opportunity given to beginners was already used yesterday. Although the results were lost, there's nothing I can do.] [If you want to truly begin the simulation function, you must first select a mission target!]
"I have to select a mission target?" Su Moqian was stunned.
[That's right. After all, when simulating a life, everything has to revolve around the mission target.]
Hearing this, Su Moqian nodded thoughtfully. "I see. Select a mission target..."
After thinking for a moment, Su Moqian suddenly asked, "System, can you guarantee that Raiden Mei will change her mind?"
[Don't worry, host. There isn't a single thing in this world that this system can't accomplish!] The system thumped its chest in assurance.
After receiving the system's guarantee, Su Moqian nodded and said without hesitation, "All right. Set Raiden Mei as the mission target."
[Ding! Once a mission target is confirmed for each timeline, it cannot be changed. Host, would you like to confirm?]
"Confirm!" Su Moqian nodded seriously.
He firmly believed that no partner could be more suitable for him than Raiden Mei. Therefore, no matter what, Raiden Mei would be his chosen target.
[Congratulations, host. You have selected the cuckold target: Raiden Mei.]
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Chapter 2: The Cuckold Target Is Actually Raiden Mei?
[All subsequent missions will revolve around her, and the function for simulating the future has now officially activated!]
Upon hearing the system's voice, Su Moqian nodded in satisfaction, but then suddenly realized something.
"Wait a second. Isn't something wrong here?"
Su Moqian read the system's prompt again. His normally composed gaze gradually filled with shock.
"System, explain this to me. Didn't you say I was selecting a mission target? Why did Raiden Mei become the cuckold target?"
[That's right! Since this is the Blondie Simulator, the mission target it needs to select is naturally the cuckold target~ The people around the cuckold target are the romance targets~]
[According to the analysis, Raiden Mei's future female partner, Kiana, is expected to arrive at Senba Academy soon. Do your best, host~]
The system still spoke in that sweet little-girl voice, but to Su Moqian, it sounded no different from a demon's voice. He had never expected that this system, which had been acting cute to him ever since he awakened the previous night, would actually set him up! "Damn it, I fell for it..." Su Moqian clenched his fists. Although he was relatively calm and steady by nature, the fact that the person he loved had asked to break up had still made him somewhat anxious. "What should I do now..." Su Moqian furrowed his brows and tentatively asked, "System, can I retract my decision just now?"
[The host's decision was made more than two minutes ago. It can no longer be retracted~]
Su Moqian's eyes widened. "???" Seeing her host's expression, the system could not help laughing.
[Hahaha, the system was only joking with its host.]
Hearing this, Su Moqian breathed a sigh of relief. "System, you really are a good person."
[Actually, even if two minutes hadn't passed, it still couldn't be retracted~]
Su Moqian: "...You damn system!"
[Hehe, thanks for the blessing. Our Blondie Simulator is flourishing more and more~]
At that moment, Su Moqian finally understood. No matter how sweet the system's voice was or how cutely it acted around him, that could not change its demonic nature! In the end, it was still a [Blondie Simulator]. How could a system like that possibly be a good person? ... That evening, Su Moqian lay in his bedroom, thinking about something as he fiddled with the rose in his hand. After a day of reflection, he had accepted the situation. "One problem isn't even over before another comes along. Now I have to think of a new way to break through this predicament." Su Moqian frowned deeply. He had originally thought that the system he awakened would become his trump card, but it had become useless before he even got to use it.
[Don't worry, host. This system always keeps its word. Although we mistakenly set Mei as the cuckold target, we can still save the country by taking a roundabout route!]
"Save the country by taking a roundabout route?" Su Moqian was slightly stunned.
[That's right. Think about it, host. Since those people will become Mei's future partners, doesn't that mean they're your enemies?] ```
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