Chen Xiyao Resolved to Train Properly

"What the heck?" The Analysis Group at the Bureau of the Supernatural Tale Countermeasures Bureau headquarters, having received a notification from Xijing City, let out the same soul-searching cry as their colleagues at the Xijing Branch not long ago, momentarily falling into a state of bewilderment, wondering if they had just heard something strange.

"You heard me right, it's the Golden Baby Iron River Chariot Six Jia Horizontal Training Fetal Protection Skill." On the other end of the phone, Ms. Qian Hongxiu, the head of the Archive Group who was asked to take over the handover of this technique because of her superior facial expression control, was forcibly suppressing her impending breakdown and speaking her prepared script at a very fast pace:

"This is [the instructor]... um, Mr. Mo Ju. It is a martial art he developed specifically to protect the safety of women and infants. It is Horizontal Training Cultivation Method that mothers practice, starting directly from the fetus."

"According to the General Outline, this skill is divided into two volumes. The first volume can be practiced by ordinary women. It mainly trains the Fetal Palace and secondarily trains the pelvic cavity. It not only strengthens the body, but also has a good effect on many gynecological diseases, and can also prevent sexual crimes to a certain extent."

"The second volume requires a minor completion of the first volume and a certain foundation of Internal Force. It can only be practiced after pregnancy. It can be done by adjusting Uterine Pressure and blood supply, supplemented by Internal Force conditioning, and can be used for Prenatal Education Style Cultivation during the fetal stage. This can not only improve the physical quality of the fetus, but also have the effect of protecting the fetus and ensuring a safe Fetal Protection."

"According to the above introduction, only five months of cultivation is needed to give the fetus the physical qualities equivalent to the third level of the Golden Bell Shield (equivalent to wearing a stab-proof vest), and it can also increase the natural birth rate without affecting development. Subsequent cultivation of external martial arts can skip the early body-strengthening and beating-resistant stage and directly start cultivating from the Body Protection Qi. That's how it is."

After saying this, Qian Hongxiu, whose face was already flushed, was about to hang up the call, but the researcher on the other end quickly stopped her:

"Wait a minute, this introduction is too general. Actual analysis will take a lot of time. I need to meet with the personnel I'm communicating with. This technique is very important, and there are many details I need to confirm with Mr. Mo Ju. This is crucial for the analysis..."

"After she sent the cultivation technique back, she went to the cinema with Mr. Mo Ju. It looks like the movie won't end for another two hours. As for what activities are planned afterward... um, should I call and ask for you now? Oh, I forgot to tell you, the first volume of this cultivation technique contains some content on Chamber Arts."

Qian Hongxiu spoke meaningfully, and the researcher on the other end of the phone immediately shut up, then said quietly:

"No."

"Click..."

"Who... Yao Yao? Didn't you say you'd be back late today?" Mother Chen was sitting on the sofa practicing her breathing exercises, looked at Chen Xiyao as she entered the room and asked with some surprise.

Chen Xiyao puffed out her cheeks, looking like a Pufferfish Spirit, and said angrily:

Someone gave me a riddle!

"A riddle? What does it mean? Were you bullied?" Mother Chen was a little confused. What had gotten into her daughter? She went out like she was going to see her boyfriend, but came back like Pufferfish Spirit. It didn't seem like she had broken up with her boyfriend!

"No!" Chen Xiyao frowned, then took a stack of printed papers from her bag and placed them on the table, saying:

"Didn't you say you wanted a second child? You should practice this skill sometime and try to give birth to a Martial Arts Prodigy, one in a million!"

"You silly child! Why do you always ask others for help with things like this!" Mother Chen was taken aback by her daughter's words, her face immediately turning quite embarrassed. For a moment, she began to wonder if her daughter was being mistaken for someone trying to conceive because she was helping her with this skill.

Thinking of this, Mother Chen immediately stopped worrying. Driven by curiosity, she picked up the stack of documents on the table. This era is becoming more and more incomprehensible. There's a way to improve beauty, a way to enhance male potency, and now even a way to prepare for pregnancy and ensure a healthy Fetal Protection...

Wow, that's a pretty long name!

Seeing that her mother wasn't asking any more questions, Chen Xiyao breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and went straight into the room, quickly reaching the desk and pressing the power button.

Staring at her old phone, which was usually pretty good but now seemed incredibly slow, Chen Xiyao scratched her head in frustration. If it weren't for the built-in Search Engine that connected directly to the Supernatural Tale Countermeasures Bureau's Intranet, she wouldn't have been able to hold it in until she got home!

"I'm so angry! We're already at the hotel entrance and they're still spouting riddles at me! Do they think the Countermeasures Bureau can spy on us? And what's with all this 'Heart-piercing Chill' and 'not wanting any semen to enter your brain'... You've already got your head on the ground and you're still telling me this!"

Chen Xiyao paced back and forth, her mind filled with the image of Feng Xue's retreating figure. She was certain that Feng Xue definitely had feelings for her! Seriously? Seeing a hotel sign made her pants bulge – how could she say she had no feelings?

"Could it be that he practiced some kind of Virginity Cultivation Technique?" Chen Xiyao grinned, feeling like she was about to explode.

"Let I Think what this Ultimate Bladder Sword is all about!" Seeing that the computer had finally booted up, Chen Xiyao sat in front of the screen and quickly opened the browser.

Then...

"Bang!"

Chen Xiyao lost her balance and fell to the ground, chair and all, but she didn't seem to care about that. Instead, she lay on the floor, her face flushed, muttering to herself—

"Is it really that powerful?"

"People will die!"

"So, the absorption of semen into the brain is a physical process?"

"No wonder he had to train a gold-plated egg..."

"Click!" Suddenly, the Room Door was pushed open, and Mother Chen's voice came in—

"Yaoyao, what's wrong with you... um, how come you didn't even get up after falling to the ground?"

"No, it's nothing!" Chen Xiyao rubbed her face vigorously to make her expression normal, then said seriously:

"Mom, that kung fu must be really hard to learn, right? I'll practice with you..."

"No, it's quite simple, similar to yoga..."

"I'll train with you!"

"Phew... Are all young people these days so proactive?" Feng Xue wiped the sweat from his forehead as he escaped from the Hourly Hotel. Of course, he wasn't actually using a high-pressure water jet, nor did he have any strange buffs like a permanent Ultimate Bladder Sword. In the end, it was just an excuse to refuse.

He's a bit of a fuss about these things, not that he's the kind of Incompetent Male Lead in light novels, but he's rather conflicted about certain extraneous matters.

Although he's not the type to rigidly adhere to the idea of marrying someone of equal social standing, there are some things he still struggles with, like the theory of Lifespan Theory, which is an unavoidable hurdle.

From this perspective, Jessica is more suitable than Chen Xiyao. Although Chen Xiyao obviously appeals to his tastes more, at least Jessica has the Scales Supernatural Tale as a backup.

In a sense, the code name Mo Ju is perhaps an attempt at Group Supernatural Tale.

However, judging from the current level of interest, it is clearly not a success.

"You've gotten too cocky! There are still three months until the end of November. Take care of yourself first."

Feng Xue shook her head and returned to her rented room. She took out a Phantom Object called "Mouth of the Abyss," switched herself into Sage Mode, and went back to her workbench to roll the dice one by one.

This Qixi Festival passed by without any joy or sorrow...

Don't drive, don't drive