What a disaster!

Just as Li Jing held the Wooden Person with its strange aura in his hand, he heard his son suddenly begin to wail. Just as he was about to scold him, the little boy jumped up.

Li Jing knew about Nezha's innate Divine Power, but this jump still startled him, and even reminded him of the spears thrown by the strongmen of the Eastern Yi people.

Acting on his Martial General instincts, Li Jing immediately tried to dodge, but this was no spear. Just as Li Jing managed to avoid it, Nezha suddenly reached out and snatched the Little Figure from Li Jing's hand. With a single push, Nezha landed back on the ground, carefully examining the Little Figure.

"Xiao Mu! Xiao Mu! Are you alright? Stand up! Don't die!"

Hearing his son's exclamation, Li Jing was so angry he felt like he was about to explode. For a moment, he felt weightless, as if he was about to faint from anger. But the next moment, the pain in his arm and the crisp cracking sound that traveled up his bones to his brain made the battle-hardened man realize what had happened.

Before he could even process what was happening, everything in front of him suddenly began to rush backward. Luckily, Nezha's room was big enough and Li Jing was a trained musician, so he had relatively ample time to react. He didn't care how Nezha's push had generated such terrifying force, so he immediately made an Earth Evasion Magic Seal and slammed his hand on the roof with a thud.

Although Li Jing was not ideal in the path of immortality, he was still a properly trained scholar and was proficient in the Five Elements Evasion Arts. Although this attack was unexpected, he managed to use it before the collision occurred.

Before he could prepare his Flight Spell to deal with the problem of passing through the roof, a sharp pain suddenly came from his lower back. It felt like he had been whipped hard with a gun barrel!

Li Jing immediately realized that although the roof was mostly made of earth and stone, it was still supported by steel bars and beams inside. He was using the Earth Evasion is a technique that allows one to pass through earth and stone bricks, but he could not pass through steel bars and wooden beams!)

But it was too late to think about that now. A series of cracking sounds came from behind him, and he, along with the entire roof section containing the steel bars, was thrown into the air.

In other words, the bricks and stones in his Earth Evasion state acted like water, giving him a buffer. Li Jing had just gotten off work and was still wearing his armor; otherwise, he might have been killed in that attack!

The following morning, Lady Yin, returning from visiting relatives, stepped off the Flying Boat and returned to the Li Mansion with large and small bags. However, before she even entered the gate, her expression changed slightly.

Because...

It looks like a corner is missing from the roof of my house.

"This location... is Nezha's house!"

The moment Lady Yin realized this, she panicked and, disregarding her composure, lifted the hem of her skirt and rushed into the mansion, but...

"Husband! How did you get hurt?!"

Seeing Li Jing with one arm in a sling and looking pale and bloodless, Lady Yin couldn't help but gasp. Li Jing, upon hearing this, tried to turn his deathly pale face black, but failed. He could only glare towards the backyard, and said through gritted teeth:

"Go ask that rebellious son!"

"Ah?"

Lady Yin was truly stunned. She had initially thought a monster had attacked the Li Mansion, but from her husband's words, it seemed Nezha was behind it?

But even though Nezha was a bit of a troublemaker, he never laid a hand on his parents!

Lady Yin immediately sensed something was amiss, but seeing her husband's murderous expression, she strode towards the backyard and saw Nezha holding a Small Plane, furiously planing a piece of wood.

Only...

This wood... it looks familiar.

Lady Yin wasn't actually aware of what was happening, but her intuition made her instinctively look up in one direction, and then she saw...

"Nezha! Why did you cut down the old tree in our yard?!"

Lady Yin immediately cried out in alarm, and Nezha burst into tears, wailing as he continued to plane the wood. Lady Yin felt Dim Sum upon hearing her son's cries, but upon closer inspection... what was this brat doing making a coffin?!

And this size...

An urn, right?

"You silly child, cutting down the tree is one thing, but why did you have to make something so unlucky?!"

"Waaaaaah... Father, Father crushed Xiao Mu to death! Waaaaaah!"

Hearing his mother's words, Nezha wailed even louder. Li Jing, who had initially ignored Nezha, grew impatient with the crying and immediately went into the backyard, angrily rebuking him:

"What are you crying for! You almost beat my father to death and you didn't cry!"

As Li Jing spoke, he couldn't help but recall what happened last night—thankfully he reacted quickly, otherwise Nezha would have had to prepare an extra coffin today!

But in the end, I was in the wrong. Seeing this brat crying nonstop, I couldn't bring myself to scold him.

"Alas... you wretched child! You wretched child!"

Lady Yin was increasingly bewildered by the behavior of the father and son. Normally, Nezha wouldn't even dare to talk back, let alone lay a hand on her husband; he'd be punished for it. But today, not only had he injured her husband, but he'd also chopped down the old tree in their yard, and her husband was just angry?

Is her husband afraid of being beaten?

The thought had barely crossed her mind when Lady Yin dismissed it.

Just kidding. With her stubborn nature, even if he were beaten to death, don't expect her to say a single soft word.

Watching Nezha begin carving patterns on the Coffin board, Lady Yin finally couldn't bear it any longer. She first helped Li Jing catch his breath before supporting him as they left the backyard, whispering:

"Although Nezha is usually mischievous, he never lays a hand on his family members, my husband..."

Lady Yin did not continue, but Li Jing understood her meaning and sighed, saying:

"Yesterday when I came back, I found a Demonic Aura, unsettling energy in Nezha's room. I went to check it out and found that he was raising a Wooden Person Demonic Aura looked like some kind of monster. I reached out to pick it up, but to my surprise, the Little Figure was so fragile that it died as soon as I squeezed it..."

"So, it's all my husband's fault then?" Lady Yin finally understood why her husband had been so "well-behaved" today. Upon hearing this, Li Jing's beard bristled. Pointing to his still-slinged arm, he lifted his shirt to show the bruises on his back and angrily said:

"Look at this! And look at this again! I'm his father!"

"Sigh, you two..." Lady Yin sighed again, temporarily leaving Li Jing behind, intending to go to the backyard to comfort her son and inquire about the so-called Little Figure. However, she had only gone halfway when she heard the servants in the manor exclaim in alarm:

"Madam! Something terrible has happened! The Third Young Master has escaped by carrying a coffin and scaling the wall!"

"Ha?!"